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Natalie Portman is fashionable

Natalie Portman showed up at “The Downtown Dinner” tantalizing me in every which way. Her choice in dress receives two thumbs up from me even though the only thing I ... Read More »

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Evil Beet was describing some chick on American Idol talking about how her father is paralyzed after he shot himself and his wife. Is it wrong of me to laugh? Courtney ... Read More »

Natalie Portman goes blonde

Natalie Portman was seen on a presumably cold or exciting day with her new blonde hair. Sadly, this is as close as you may ever get to Portman’s nipples because ... Read More »

Natalie Portman is tired

Natalie Portman showed up sweaty and tired with red bites on her leg and a wet spot around her lap. One could say she vomitted on herself and then fell ... Read More »

Natalie Portman is not happy

Natalie Portman got pretty angry in Buenos Aires at the paparazzi. She looked pissed at the onset, but when the light turns on she looks pretty mesmerized. So a rule ... Read More »

Natalie Portman finally getting naked

I think this is somewhat old news, but now that Australian news is reporting it, it must be true. Plus, I just like how it makes me tingly in the ... Read More »
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