Star is claiming 29-year-old Nelly Furtado is expecting her second child with fiancé Demacio Castellon.

“She’s not very far along yet, so she’s trying to keep the pregnancy under wraps.”

Is it just me or does Nelly Furtado constantly have an expression like someone just farted? Talking to her must be nerve wracking. You never know if you’ve just said something offensive or if that’s what she usually does with her face. What? I swear it wasn’t me this time.

What’s up with Nelly Furtado’s face? It’s like she’s sucking on a lemon while doing the bitter beer face. I hope this isn’t her come hither look. Because it’s not working. If this thing started talking to me at a party, I’d punch it in the face and run away screaming like a little girl. I might pee my pants a little too. Although, that hasn’t happened to me since last week.

It’s my birthday Saturday so I’ll be in Vegas over the weekend until Monday. Maybe you’ll see new posts Monday and maybe you won’t. Maybe I’ll come back a millionaire or maybe I’ll come back with two broken legs. The only thing we know for sure is I lead a life of mystery and intrigue.

• Lindsay Lohan shows her belly. [The Skinny Website]
• Nelly Furtado will guest star on CSI:NY. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Nicolas Cage is quite the looker. [ICYDK]
• Sienna Miller is into older men. [Popsugar]
• No lesbian sex for Penelope Cruz. [Ninjadude]
• David Arquette Blames Angelina for Brad and Jenn’s Break-up. [A Socialite's Life]
• Hilary Swank never actually graduated from college. [Celebslam]
• Tara Reid swims with dolphins. [Celebrity Smack]
• Jessica Biel’s butt is nice. [CityRag]
• Nipply Michelle Monaghan. [Bastardly]
• 50 Cent makes condoms too. [Evil Beet]
• Yvonne Decarlo from the Munsters died. [Popbytes]

The 2006 Billboard Music Awards happened yesterday. As you can tell by Fergie’s performance in the video, it sucked as much as you thought it would. She lacks both charisma and looks and decided to get drunk beforehand. When I listen to the lyrics I want to vomit. Boys just come and go like seasons? Conceited much? You usually find girls like this working in libraries or answering to some guy named Sugar Bear. Girls like this are also required by law to keep a bag for their head on the nightstand at all times. More after the jump.

Carmen Electra
What can I say? She looks like she always does. Like she’s frozen in time.

Gwen Stefani
Ummm. That hair. How much of Gavin’s semen did she use to make it stay up like that? It looks like one of those hypnotizing twirling things. It also looks completely retarded.

Janet Jackson
She went from 300lb fat ass to perfectly sculpted abs. And there were no steroids involved. Right. And I’m the queen of France.

Katharine McPhee
If that dress were any shorter, I’d be able to see her cooch. I guess she just doesn’t want to be popular like everyone else.

Nelly Furtado
She always looks like someone is shining a huge spotlight in her face. Or she really needs contacts.

Rihanna
Please tell me why so many people think she’s hot. The only thing she has going for her is the ability to hammer nails with her forehead. That’s more of a circus thing so what’s she doing here.

Victoria Beckham
Day by day she looks more extraterrestrial. Sad really.

Vida Guerra
How the hell did she get in? From what I heard, without all the fancy airbrushing she looks beat. I also hear skin folds are making a comeback this year. That’s a another win for Vida.

Hey now, Grindhouse may not be the only movie to wait for. Pan’s Labyrinth is making its way up the hype ladder and it looks like it could be good.

The guy who introduced Heather to Paul is filled with guilt and sorrow because of what the one-legged parasite is putting Paul through. It’s true, he even wrote about it.

Nelly Furtado was at the MTV Latin America Music Awards and reminded me that god is cruel.

Ever wondered what some celebrities would look like in their mugshots? Me neither, but someone decided to show us anyway.

Britney Spears decided to treat herself to some new clothes after losing a lot of weight. That fatty still has a ways to go if she ever wants to make it into my secret drawer again.