To give you a hint at what kind of tail soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo is pulling in, here’s 22-year-old Nereida Gallardo in Ibiza. Topless. Single. Single because Cristiano dumped her last month. HE dumped HER. It’s with this that I’ve come up with a plan to land girls just like Nereida. Step 1: Become a soccer superstar. Step 2: Buy a gun.

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Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has dumped hot piece of ass Nereida Gallardo. A friend says it’s because he grew “bored” with her like a cat with a ball of yarn. Nereida, of course, is in denial.

“This is all nonsense. I spoke to him today, like always. We are together. He told me he loves me and I him.”

Poor thing. You’re free now Nereida. Run along.

In other desperate gold digger news, Paris Hilton, who’s dating one of the Madden brothers, made a play for the now single Ronaldo at Villa Wednesday morning. As expected, she was neither subtle nor discreet

‘Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn’t interested in Paris. He turned his back on her.’

I’m impressed Paris kept some dignity and didn’t make one last ditch effort by attempting to blow Ronaldo right then and there. She probably would have misjudged the length of the table and split her head open. Anyway, Ronaldo would have none of it. He just dumped a girl fifty times hotter than Paris. Getting a bj from her after getting one from Nereida would be like going from having sex with Jessica Alba to sticking your penis in a vacuum cleaner.

Pictures of the ex below.