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Nick Cannon Has Blood Clots in Lungs

Mr. Mariah Carey, who was recently hospitalized for kidney failure, has left his position as host of Rolling with Nick Cannon on 92.3 in NYC per doctor’s orders. He tweeted this ... Read More »

Nick Cannon Has Mild Kidney Failure

Nick Canon is in an Aspen hospital with “mild kidney failure” which I take to mean he’s only “mildly close to death.” Mariah Carey and Nick were vacationing in Aspen ... Read More »

Mariah Carey Baby Photos Could Fetch $200,000

Magazines such as PEOPLE and OK! are fighting over who gets the first baby photos of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s twins which are expected to fetch a modest $200,000. ... Read More »

Mariah Carey Already Visited by Child Protective Services

It’s only been two weeks since Mariah Carey gave birth to her twins and she’s already been visited by Child Protective Services. Surprisingly not for asking a plastic surgeon about ... Read More »

Mariah Carey Named Her Kids

Mariah Carey and Mr. Mariah Carey finally revealed the names for their twins who were born on Saturday. They named their son Moroccan Scott Cannon, nickname “Roc”. Scott is Nick ... Read More »

Mariah Carey Gave Birth to Twins

Mariah Carey, 42, popped out her twins at around 12 PM EST at a hospital in LA on Saturday. The baby girl came first and her brother followed which shows ... Read More »

Mariah Carey is having twins

If you thought Mariah Carey looked fatter than a normal pregnant celebrity, then that’s because she’s having twins. Nick Cannon confirmed it on his radio show telling listeners, “We’re having ... Read More »

Mariah Carey confirms pregnancy

First were constant rumors that Mariah Carey was pregnant, yet Mariah said nothing. Then there were pictures of Mariah looking like someone pumped her full of helium and still, Mariah ... Read More »

Nick Cannon needs sponsors for his birthday party

Jeeves needs corporate sponsors for his 30th birthday bash! He’s already sent out e-mails looking for people to pay $25,000 for three tweets from next month’s party. Nick Cannon wrote, ... Read More »

Nick Cannon wants to fight Eminem

Apparently Jeeves has a burning desire to get his ass kicked. Professional umbrella holder Nick Cannon challenged Eminem to a charity boxing match on his New York-based radio show. He ... Read More »

Mariah Carey is pregnant

Radar claims it’s official. Mariah Carey and Jeeves Nick Cannon are expecting a baby. It’s said that they want to keep the pregnancy quiet for as long as possible. Now a ... Read More »

Mariah Carey might be pregnant

Mariah Carey pulled out of Tyler Perry’s new film citing health reasons. People’s jump to conclusions mat says this means Mariah Carey is pregnant. Her rep told Us Magazine, “She ... Read More »

How are you supposed to eat that?

Aww, crap. Nick totally showed me up. Up top is what Nick Cannon gave Mariah Carey as a second anniversary present during their private party in LA on Friday. It’s ... Read More »

Mr. Carey doesn’t mind being called Mr. Carey

Ever since Nick Cannon married Mariah Carey, he’s become nothing more than a glorified butler. That fact doesn’t bother him any though. Haters gonna hate. Cannon isn’t offended by jokes about ... Read More »

Nick Cannon isn’t having kids any time soon

Nick “The Glorified Butler” Cannon said that although he and Mariah Carey want to have kids one day, they’re too busy now. Actually, what Nick said was this. “We absolutely plan ... Read More »

Mariah and Nick lasted one year

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their one year anniversary last night. Mariah was so happy she cried. Nick cried too, but for different reasons. Every time he tries to ... Read More »

Jay-Z thought it was Halloween

Jay-Z, Beyonce, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon all partied together on NYE. As they should have since they’re all desperate attention whores. Here they are at said celebration. As you ... Read More »

Mariah Carey didn’t F Nick Cannon until the wedding night

Because she is pure and virginal, Mariah Carey made Nick Cannon wait two months until after they were married to have sex. Seeing as how Mariah has a gajillion dollars, ... Read More »

Mariah Carey has two costumes

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon hosted a Halloween costume party yesterday where she had not one, but two costumes. Her first was a slutty cookie adorned with edible cookies. Nick ... Read More »

Nick Cannon made out well

According to the National Enquirer via MNSBC, the recently wed Nick Cannon has been having the time of his life with his newfound wealth courtesy of Mariah Carey. Most recently, ... Read More »