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Mariah Carey didn’t F Nick Cannon until the wedding night

November 10th, 20082 comments

Because she is pure and virginal, Mariah Carey made Nick Cannon wait two months until after they were married to have sex. Seeing as how Mariah has a gajillion dollars, Nick obliged.
“I definitely don’t want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be …

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Mariah Carey has two costumes

October 31st, 2008Respond

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon hosted a Halloween costume party yesterday where she had not one, but two costumes. Her first was a slutty cookie adorned with edible cookies. Nick was a carton of milk. Then when Mariah ate her costume, she dressed as a slutty fireman while Nick dressed as a regular fireman.
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Nick Cannon made out well

June 4th, 20084 comments

According to the National Enquirer via MNSBC, the recently wed Nick Cannon has been having the time of his life with his newfound wealth courtesy of Mariah Carey. Most recently, Nick was seen test-driving a $120,000 Maserati Quattroporte. A vehicle he may add to his armada. Nick currently owns a Rolls-Royce Phantom and a Cadillac …

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How touching

May 7th, 2008Respond

Last week there was confusion over whether or not Mariah Carey actually married Nick Cannon in a private wedding in the Bahamas. Well, according to PEOPLE, they did. Just in case you don’t believe them., they even plaster Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s “secret wedding” photos in their next issue.
“We really do feel we are …

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Mariah Carey’s marriage has been confirmed, possibly

May 2nd, 20083 comments

Linda Cannon, a family member of Nick Cannon, confirmed the rumors that Nick and Mariah Carey married. She wouldn’t give details as to where it happened though. Probably because she’s a sly dog.
“Yes, we know,” she says. “He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what …

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Mariah Carey is married?

May 1st, 2008Respond

Access Hollywood reported earlier that Mariah Carey. 38, and Nick Cannon, 27, were engaged after dating for only a few months. Now Latina.com reports Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey have just married in a small ceremony on an island. Among the guests was Da Brat. My god, I’m shocked. Just. Shocked. Da Brat is still …

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