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Nicky Hilton wears a bikini

December 26th, 20071 comment

You can tell by these pictures of Nicky Hilton in a bikini in Maui that she’s not at all like her sister Paris. Her huge ham-like hands are awkwardly placed in front of her body, she wears her bug-eye sunglasses in and out of the water and both her breasts rest comfortably inside her bikini; …

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Nicky Hilton is an idiot

June 1st, 20071 comment

At the BlackBerry Curve launch party, Nicky Hilton spoke out about her sister’s impending jail sentence calling it “absurd.” The 23-year-old tells People,
“I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd.”
Offering more proof the Hilton sisters are simply retarded. They’re actually sub-retarded. Paris Hilton knowingly violated …

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Nicky Hilton is being sued

February 13th, 20071 comment

Nicky Hilton’s “Nicky O” hotel in Chicago is in trouble after a Chicago development group filed suit against the other Hilton sister. Robert Falor Investments and Grand USA Hotel Supply & Restaurant argue Nicky Hilton failed to promote the hotel which was part of their deal. Nicky also allegedly contracted out design work and attempted …

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In other news

February 9th, 2007Respond

Jesus, there’s a lot of Anna Nicole stuff. Thankfully, these news bits have nothing to do with her.

Fun facts about Kim Kardashian. In addition, she also enjoys being peed on. [Evil Beet]
Mischa Barton might star on ER. [Celebitchy]
I can’t believe it. Norbit is out. Will it be everything I hoped for? [Pajiba]
Ryan Phillippe on the …

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Paris and Nicky are still slutty

December 11th, 2006Respond

Sweet Jesus. How did they fit this much ugly in one place? News of the World says they shot this over the weekend at the Playboy Mansion. Yep, it’s confirmed. Paris and Nicky are whores.

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The Hiltons need new material

October 31st, 2006Respond

At the Playboy Halloween party, Paris and Nicky were the center of attention. Paris danced on a table while lip-syncing to her single, Stars Are Blind.
The reaction is now always the same - her posse of sycophants surrounds her, cheering her, as most people groan,” said our witness. “This is really getting old.”
Nicky’s plan was …

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Celebrity MySpace comments

October 20th, 20063 comments

Because MySpace is a mess, some users on ONTD posted info on how to view comments on private profiles. If you’ve ever wanted to hear the inane ramblings of celebrities and their friends, then fire up your mouse. I feel so useless that this is old news, but better late than never. Here are Paris …

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Nicky Hilton is also worthless

October 19th, 2006Respond

To promote her new Nicky O Hotel in Miami, Nicky Hilton took it upon herself to have a photoshoot with some naked men and women. Excuse me if I don’t understand this genius marketing campaign, but how is staring at some guys balls going to tempt me into staying at the Nicky O Hotel. Then …

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