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Nicky Hilton is a bitch

June 30th, 20096 comments

I can’t wait for the day I read a story about how one of the Hilton sisters were punched in the face. Why? Because they do shit like this.
Instead of enjoying the Absolut Vodka party inside, Nicky Hilton and her boyfriend David Katzenberg sat outside of East Hampton club Lily Pond Saturday night making fun …

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Nicky Hilton is a hero

February 23rd, 20093 comments

Nicky Hilton had shuffled her bony ass over to IHOP in West Hollywood at 5:00 a.m. this morning when she was shoved to the ground by a transient. Nicky wasn’t having any of that so she made a citizen’s arrest. She kept the guy tied up while cops arrived. When police took the guy away, …

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Fashion shows are serious business

February 17th, 20095 comments

I haven’t seen this intense of a stare since I told Rosie O’Donnell that underneath one of the three cups I had shuffled was a quadruple stuffed Oreo cookie.

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Nicky Hilton wears a bikini

December 26th, 20071 comment

You can tell by these pictures of Nicky Hilton in a bikini in Maui that she’s not at all like her sister Paris. Her huge ham-like hands are awkwardly placed in front of her body, she wears her bug-eye sunglasses in and out of the water and both her breasts rest comfortably inside her bikini; …

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Nicky Hilton is an idiot

June 1st, 20071 comment

At the BlackBerry Curve launch party, Nicky Hilton spoke out about her sister’s impending jail sentence calling it “absurd.” The 23-year-old tells People,
“I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd.”
Offering more proof the Hilton sisters are simply retarded. They’re actually sub-retarded. Paris Hilton knowingly violated …

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Nicky Hilton is being sued

February 13th, 20071 comment

Nicky Hilton’s “Nicky O” hotel in Chicago is in trouble after a Chicago development group filed suit against the other Hilton sister. Robert Falor Investments and Grand USA Hotel Supply & Restaurant argue Nicky Hilton failed to promote the hotel which was part of their deal. Nicky also allegedly contracted out design work and attempted …

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In other news

February 9th, 2007Respond

Jesus, there’s a lot of Anna Nicole stuff. Thankfully, these news bits have nothing to do with her.

Fun facts about Kim Kardashian. In addition, she also enjoys being peed on. [Evil Beet]
Mischa Barton might star on ER. [Celebitchy]
I can’t believe it. Norbit is out. Will it be everything I hoped for? [Pajiba]
Ryan Phillippe on the …

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Paris and Nicky are still slutty

December 11th, 2006Respond

Sweet Jesus. How did they fit this much ugly in one place? News of the World says they shot this over the weekend at the Playboy Mansion. Yep, it’s confirmed. Paris and Nicky are whores.

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