This is Nicky Hilton at Us Weekly’s Hot Hollywood Fresh 15. It’s a shame neither of the Hilton sisters are fully literate. Nicky must have confused this with a support group for people with the freshman 15. If she didn’t take the thousands of skinny people as a clue, then she must have realized something …

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Nicky Hilton previewed her Nicky O hotel the other day. She showed up with collages and cut out pictures. If she was still in middle school, she would have almost won a blue ribbon. But she isn’t, so all she wins is ridicule and lots of angry investors. Her dad must be shaking his head …

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Now I’m not saying Nicky Hilton is fat because anyone sitting next to Brandon Davis is a praying mantis, but when your belly starts becoming amorphous and has 20 rolls when you sit down, it may be time to invest in a treadmill. Either that or someone is gonna send you a coupon to Jenny …

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