Without Ryan Reynolds, Van Wilder 2 is nothing. You hear me? Nothing
Tom and Katie are back. Too bad. I missed not having to post anything about Tom Cruise.
Keith Urban is out of rehab. In about one year he’ll be back again.
Nicole Kidman’s hair proves she’s not pregnant.
Renee Zellweger is mathematically proven to be ugly.
Britney, Paris …

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Nicole Kidman was just named the highest paid actress in Hollywood. Her upcoming movie The Invasion earned her $17 million and she has replaced Julia Roberts as the No. 1 highest paid actress on the Hollywood Reporter’s list. An interesting note is that Julia Roberts didn’t even appear in the top 10 even though she …

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My sources tell me that Nicole Kidman is pregnant with her first child. Congrats go out to our lucky Aussie superstar. Labor shouldn’t be too hard for her, as she’ll be pushing out a 50cc bottle of botox. Keith Urban either has hardy sperm or Tom Cruise is just shooting blanks because we all know …

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Keith Urban is canceling all promotional appearances for his new cd and checking himself into rehab.
“I deeply regret the hurt this has caused Nicole and the ones that love and support me,” said Keith.
“One can never let ones guard down on recovery and I’m afraid that I have. With the strength and unwavering support I …

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Disneyland France could very well be the happiest place on Earth. At least for Minnie Mouse. Video fixed…for now.
Angelina is literate - Angelina Jolie attempts to read a book. No one is fooled. Everyone knows she planned the hit on the 19-year-old bicyclist.
Big Bird almost got a reach around - Maria Menounos almost gave Big …

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Stanley Kubrick’s friend, R Lee Emery is claiming Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman ruined Eyes Wide Shut and the movie was a “piece of shit”. Emery says,
“Stanley called me about two weeks before he died, as a matter of fact. We had a long conversation about Eyes Wide Shut. He told me it was a …

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A rep for Nicole Kidman claims photo agencies are doctoring her photos. A mag called New Deal paid $20,000 for pictures of Nicole Kidman looking pregnant. According to the rep, they got gyped.
“Afraid they wasted their money,” Kidman’s rep, Catherine Olim, told The Scoop. “[Kidman's] not pregnant.” Olim pointed out that the star wouldn’t be …

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Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman were seen leaving Target the other day with Kidman showing some signs of actually being pregnant. The odds are we’ll see her baby before Suri. Anyway, that’s not really the news. The news is they were leaving a Target. How often do you see celebrities shopping at Target? Yea, it’s …

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