God bless Hollywood’s obsession with perpetual beauty. God bless celebrities for injecting their lips with fat in order to achieve said beauty. God bless these same celebrities for not realizing all it does is make them look like Daffy the Duck. Without these people with low self-esteem and high spending limits, I would never have …
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Please do not feed the Nikki Cox
June 13th, 20088 comments
Scientists believe that leaving a trail of breadcrumbs is the best way to make a Nikki Cox follow you home. Also, it is best to do this during the summer months as she is likely to make her way South when temperatures begin to drop.
Nikki Cox looks different
May 15th, 20083 comments
I’ve talked about Nikki Cox’s face before, but I only provided a low quality video of when she was on Ghost Whisperer. Today a few quality images of her and her husband Jay Mohr at CBS Upfront in New York came out. As you can see, those dastardly directors shot her at a bad angle. …
What the freck?
May 5th, 200812 comments
In Hollywood, the pressures to be beautiful have driven many celebrities to undergo plastic surgery. Some people like Heidi Montag, who was once an insufferable bitch, but is now a bearable bitch thanks in part to her new c-cups, have turned out for the better. Relatively I guess. Others haven’t fared so well. Take for …
