This god awful boring news day is almost over. Now it’s time to sit back and watch shows from Monday like Prison Break and Heroes.

Paris Hilton posed with Judi Dench. Judi was looking the other way unaware she was about to be mauled by a slut.

Bill Cosby settled a civil suit by a woman claiming he drugged and sexually assaulted her. No word on if any Jello was used.

Paris Hilton not only took a picture with Judi Dench guerilla style, but she also has man hands. Great for working with the hoe. Or hand jobs since she’s such a tease.

Carmen Electra made out with Joan Jett. Um, ok.

Nip/Tuck goes gray. How much do I love you Nip/Tuck, let me count the ways.

Abi Titmuss interviews Keeley Hazel. Bonus: If I read right, Keeley Hazel has done hardcore. Don’t argue. You’ll spoil my fantasy.

Anna Kournikova is wasting away into nothing. She’s almost off my list.

Nip/Tuck is arguably one of the best dramas running this season. It’s starting off a little better than last season and the Scientology aspect was pretty funny. Well, being Julian McMahon aka Dr. Christian Troy gets you a lot of perks like getting to have sex with a different girl in almost every episode.

There is a downside to all this and that’s when Rosie O’Donnell guest stars as one of your conquests. You’d think it would be bad enough to have to film a mock sex scene with Rosie, but it gets worse. The director couldn’t shoot around a tube top Rosie was wearing because it would always get in the shot. Rosie’s solution was to pull the top down to which McMahon replied with, “nice boobs”. I don’t think anyone mentioned the level of vomiting that happened afterward, but I hear it was described as obscene.

Scary stories always give me goosebumps. This was one of the more disturbing ones and it may end up giving me nightmares. Good thing I have rubber sheets.

Nip/Tuck has signed Larry Hagman, Kathleen Turner and Brooke Shields to have their own story arcs in season four. One of the story lines is Sanaa Lathan and her husband buying McNamara/Troy. Lately, McNamara/Troy seems to be disintegrating. They need to bring the show back to what made it great and that is focus on the characters. Last season got off track except for the problems of Little Michael Jackson. Good for him cutting his hair to get away from the pedophile look.

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Dylan Walsh and Julian McMahon are getting pay raises.

Walsh, who plays Dr. Sean McNamara, and McMahon, who plays Dr. Christian Troy, are understood to have each received a combination of a cash bonus and a per-episode fee increase bringing their total compensation up to the $1.6 million-$1.8 million range, or more than $100,000 for each of the 15 episodes. That is believed to be almost double what the two received for the show’s third season.

I have no complaints as Nip/Tuck is easily one of the best dramas on TV. Good job and please, don’t let season four slide like season three with that very odd season finale.

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