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Megan Fox is a tit nipply

September 23rd, 20082 comments

The more stills I get from the set of How To Lose Friends & Alienate People, the more I start to think the premise of this movie is to try to find out which scenes you can see Megan Fox’s nipples in. To that I say, finally. Nine letter writing campaigns and sixteen petitions later, …

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Mario Lopez might be gay

May 27th, 20082 comments

When normal, straight males have Karina Smirnoff’s nipple inches away from their mouths, they don’t clench their eyes shut, grimace like they just saw Paris Hilton’s infected vadge and chuck them into the ocean. Which is what Mario Lopez did. Take that for what you will.

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A little too late

January 28th, 2008Respond

Eight years ago I would have been all over this video of Britney’s boob popping out. Now… now I just want to buy a loofah and scrub my skin off in the shower until I feel clean.

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Natalie Portman goes blonde

August 14th, 20062 comments

Natalie Portman was seen on a presumably cold or exciting day with her new blonde hair. Sadly, this is as close as you may ever get to Portman’s nipples because her nude scene in Goya’s Ghosts is done by a body double and is part of a torture scene. On the other hand, if you’re …

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