It seems with every new Britney Spears’ picture, she’s turning into just another girl with dyed black hair posing nude and pregnant for a magazine. With that being said, here she is coming out of Nobu with her family and without the Fed. See what I did there? I created a new nickname for K-Fed because it reminds me of Fez who is also pretty full of himself.

Moving along with this post. I don’t want to venture too deeply into creepy old man territory because registering yourself everytime you move is a hassle, but Britney’s sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, looks like she could surpass Britney once she becomes legal.