Katy Perry won international song of the year for I Kissed a Girl at the NRJ Music Awards. Sadly, her victory was short-lived and the award was ripped from her spectacular double D’s after the host announced that there had been a vote-counting error. The award was then given to its rightful owner, Rihanna, for her hit, Disturbia.

Thank god. That song is annoying. I’d rather smash railroad spikes into my balls. The only way anyone could stand listening to that is if Katy was jumping up and down to the song. And she wasn’t wearing a bra. Because she was topless.