The Blemish

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Billie Piper has a nipple slip, kind of

Good news for those of you who’ve always wanted to see Billie Piper topless but didn’t have the guts to sneak into her house and plant a hidden camera in ... Read More »

Lily Allen is topless

For whatever reason, all these English musicians are going topless. This time it’s Lily Allen. She doesn’t quite do it for me (she always looks like she’s searching for her ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse is still naked

Guess what? If you were hoping for more topless photos of Amy Winehouse, then wish granted. You may be wondering what you did to deserve these new dazzling pictures. Well, ... Read More »

Possibly the hottest thing ever

Amy Winehouse hit St. Lucia (I think?) over the weekend and thought it’d be a fantastic idea to go topless. She was right. It was! In these stunning, low quality ... Read More »

Halle Berry goes uncovered

Here’s Halle Berry on the set of Frankie and Alice with her boobs hanging out. I don’t know if that’s part of the movie. I don’t even know what the ... Read More »

Doutzen Kroes and Raquel Zimmermann are naked

Ever wanted to know what it’s like to have x-ray vision? Ever wanted to bang a supermodel? While I can’t help you with the last one (I don’t like to ... Read More »

Marisa Tomei is naked

Despite being 44, Marisa Tomei still has a tight body. That’s why when she plays a stripper and gets naked in The Wrestler, I’m not throwing up in my mouth. ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston is braless again

Jennifer Aniston is irrelevant and ugly but she has nice tits. She doesn’t like to show them of course because she holds herself to higher standards than others which is ... Read More »

Keri Russell sort of nude in Details?

Keri Russell did a daring photoshoot for the December issue of Details leaving little to the imagination. I commend Keri for her commitment to the photographer’s vision no matter how ... Read More »

AnnaLynne McCord’s breast popped out

AnnaLynne McCord was running around the set of the new 90210 yesterday when gravity, friction and wind joined forces to pull her top down and expose her nipple to perverts ... Read More »

Nicole Kidman slipped an areola

Besides Nicole Kidman announcing she may take a hiatus from acting to procreate, the Australia star also slipped an areola during the film’s premiere. It’s not much to get excited ... Read More »

Katy Perry’s nipple cannot be contained

It’s a well known fact that Katy Perry has an awesome rack which sort of makes up for her shitty song. They’re 32D’s so she claims. Consequently, it comes as ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow is see-through

Gwyneth Paltrow showed up at the Two Lovers premiere in Paris wearing this see-through dress by Antonio Berardi. Designing looks fun. Once you become famous, you can make all these ... Read More »

Megan Fox is a tit nipply

The more stills I get from the set of How To Lose Friends & Alienate People, the more I start to think the premise of this movie is to try ... Read More »

Mischa Barton is forgetful

Mishca Barton attended Fashion for Relief yesterday, ran around drunk and would only use the private disabled bathroom. While that’s exciting in and of itself, the awesome part was Mischa’s ... Read More »

Mario Lopez might be gay

When normal, straight males have Karina Smirnoff’s nipple inches away from their mouths, they don’t clench their eyes shut, grimace like they just saw Paris Hilton’s infected vadge and chuck ... Read More »

A little too late

Eight years ago I would have been all over this video of Britney’s boob popping out. Now… now I just want to buy a loofah and scrub my skin off ... Read More »

Natalie Portman goes blonde

Natalie Portman was seen on a presumably cold or exciting day with her new blonde hair. Sadly, this is as close as you may ever get to Portman’s nipples because ... Read More »