The Blemish

'nsfw' Posts

Miley Cyrus Took Nude Cell Phone Pics of Herself

As predicted, Miley Cyrus’ foray into adulthood quickly led to the leaking of nude cell phone pics of herself. Sadly, this was taken when she was 17 while she was ... Read More »

Candice Swanepoel Naked in VMAN

Candice Swanepoel is naked in the winter issue of VMAN which is the male counterpart for V magazine I’m told. Is it? Well, whatever the case, Victoria Secret’s Candice Swanepoel ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr Pregnant, Naked

Since we’re on the topic of pregnancies, here’s Miranda Kerr six and a half months into hers. Miranda made her way into the December issue of W magazine where she ... Read More »

Kat Dennings Has Leaked Nude Photos

Today may be the greatest Friday known to man because not only does Jessica Alba have leaked nude photos but now so does Kat Dennings. You probably remember Kat from ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Has Leaked Nude Pics

Don’t ask me why these photos of a pregnant Jessica Alba flashing her breasts all of a sudden appeared today. Do you ask questions when you find a $100 bill ... Read More »

Kanye West’s Penis Makes Its Debut

In mid-October, Radar ran a story about a few enterprising women shopping around pictures of Kanye West’s penis that were sent to them through MySpace by Kanye. MediaTakeout managed to ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr Is Naked, Colorless

Before Miranda Kerr got pregnant, she was kind enough to take off her clothes and romp around on a beach naked while someone took pictures of her. Every girl should ... Read More »

Arianny Celeste Is a Good Playboy Model

UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste finally made her debut in Playboy this month and it was glorious. She followed in the footsteps of Rachelle Leah and made it everything I ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Naked in W Magazine

Kim Kardashian went full nude for W magazine. Covered in nothing but silver paint, the only thing Kim is hiding is her crotch. This would be shocking except for the ... Read More »

Jessica Alba’s Nude Scene in ‘Machete’

Jessica Alba sort of did a nude scene in Machete. I say sort of because the scene was filmed with Jessica in her bra and panties. They digitally removed them ... Read More »

My Eyes!

If you’ve ever seen that clip of Abbey Johnston and Lisa Parker on X-Factor where Abbey punched her best friend Lisa in the face, you’ll know that they’re both obnoxious, ... Read More »

Chelsea Handler Was Already Naked

There’s this big fuss about the release of Chelsea Handler’s sex tape but I don’t know why. She’s not that attractive or funny and her tits aren’t 34DD’s. You could ... Read More »

Malin Akerman Is a Good Model

Malin Akerman looks so damn hot in the October 2010 issue of Details magazine. Not only that, you can see some nipple and ass. This might be the least gay ... Read More »

Brandon Spikes Has a Chat Roulette Sex Tape

This came out a while ago but I’m not sure why it’s just now getting attention but Brandon Spikes of the New England Patriots went on Chat Roulette and filmed ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr Topless in 3D

Miranda Kerr is in the September 2010 edition of Vogue Italia. Topless! In 3D! You can’t see me but I’m digging around my room and drooling like the Tasmanian Devil ... Read More »

Diora Baird Is Naked in “Night of the Demons”

Unsexy Update: According to Diora Baird on Twitter, these are prosthetic. *Silently sobs* A lot can be said about Diora Baird but I can’t think of a single thing because I’m ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Is in Playboy

By the way, Kelly Brook is in Playboy. Topless. You can next find her in Pirahna 3D. Topless. If you hadn’t noticed, Kelly Brook’s career is trending really well. NSFW ... Read More »

Look, It’s Snooki’s Bare Ass

While it’s easy to tell Snooki is wearing underwear, the mere suggestion that she wasn’t is enough to make me want to vomit. So don’t even ask what these pictures ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Almost Slipped a Nipple

Today is apparently things-we-didn’t-notice-two-to-three-years-ago day because not only might have Megan Fox flashed her bush in 2008 but Jennifer Aniston almost slipped her nipple in 2007 in these outtakes from ... Read More »

Megan Fox Flashed Her Bush

Turns out Megan Fox flashed her bush in an old FHM shoot she did back in 2008 (sort of NSFW photo here). While this may have been overlooked in 2008, ... Read More »