The Blemish

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The moment you’ve all been waiting for

Serena Williams was in Barbados on Monday stomping around in the ocean when her breasts popped out of her swimsuit. May I be the first to say, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” If you ... Read More »

Beyonce had an upskirt moment

This picture of Beyonce getting out of a car is a week old and was in lower quality which is why it wasn’t posted. Originally it was thought it was ... Read More »

Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen naked in i-D

If you couldn’t tell by the title, Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen are naked in the latest issue of i-D magazine. This is the Flesh and Blood issue ... Read More »

Claire Danes is see-through

Listen, I’m not going to beat around the bush. I’m only posting these shots of Claire Danes at the Me & Orson Welles premiere because you can see her nipples. ... Read More »

Anna Schilling is a professional

This may be the first and last time you ever hear of Anna Schilling, but today she’s making waves on the internet* after photos of her slipping a pierced nipple ... Read More »

Keeley Hazell goes nude for PETA

And this isn’t your bs nude but covered. This is breasts hanging out, stop the animal killing nude. Past PETA ads with Pamela Anderson had me strangling a chinchilla and ... Read More »

Shannan Click isn’t afraid of being naked

Speaking of models and nudity… here’s Victoria’s Secret model Shannan Click in an old photoshoot she did where she wandered around a house naked. Critics described these as breathtaking, unique ... Read More »

Joanna Krupa does Playboy

If you were thinking to yourself just now, “Boy, I wish Joanna Krupa of Sports Illustrated fame did a softcore spread in Playboy and that spread were then made available ... Read More »

Rihanna isn’t shy

If it wasn’t for that ridiculous hair, Rihanna would be perfect (she reminds me of Conan O’Brien in these). She’s hot, rich and not shy about showing her tits. Pretty ... Read More »

Shauna Sand slipped a nipple

I don’t even feel right calling that thing a nipple. That’d be an insult to nipples everywhere. But I’m not sure how else to describe it. Frankentits perhaps? It’s like ... Read More »

Do not want

Bryan Adams did a photo shoot with Pink and… my god. I didn’t need to see this. Couldn’t he have wrapped her in long sleeves and a parka? Then maybe ... Read More »

Amy Winehouse slipped ouAHHHH!

Apparently everything happens when I’m without internet. Although, in this case, I’m not sure if it’s a blessing or a curse. What I guess I’m trying to say is, Amy ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell for Flaunt

I was sent these two covers done by that crazy David LaChapelle for the new issue of Flaunt magazine. One of Naomi Campbell with her nipple exposed. Another with her ... Read More »

Do not want

Remember when Lindsay Lohan flashed her vagina and caused the internet to collapse? Yea, me neither, but she did flash her junk and it was sort of a big deal. ... Read More »

Lily Allen went topless again

You’re not going to believe this, but Lily Allen was in Venice last week and she wandered out on the balcony topless. Oh, I know. I’m just as shocked as ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera shops for pumpkins

Christina Aguilera took her kid to a pumpkin patch over the weekend without caking her face in gallons of makeup. Of course, the header picture has nothing to do with ... Read More »

Lily Allen doesn’t care

Is anyone surprised that they can see Lily Allen’s nipple? That thing is like the moon. All you have to do is look up at a certain time of day ... Read More »

Victoria Silvstedt isn’t shy

God bless unapologetic whores. If it weren’t for them, pictures like these of Victoria Silvstedt in St. Tropez seemingly masturbating would never exist. I mean, jesus. She’s right out in ... Read More »

Rihanna pulls off stripes

Usually when a celebrity transforms an old timey prison uniform into a dress, I’d make fun of them. Here, however, Rihanna pulls it off. There’s something about it that I ... Read More »

Sophie Monk is all nipples

I still don’t know what Sophie Monk does for a living, just that people take pictures of her and she’s sometimes cute in them. Which is not a bad thing ... Read More »