Dubai’s NYE Was Better Than Yours

Downtown Dubia held their annual New Year’s Eve fireworks celebration and let’s just say it was way better than that bottle rocket that fizzed out when you lit it.


Ke$ha is Inappropriate

Ke$ha started off her performance on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve by angering network television execs saying, “let’s make 2011 our b*tch!” East Coast censors didn’t catch it in time and bleeped a little after.


Snooki Won’t Be in a Hamster Ball on NYE

Jersey Shore’s Snooki was supposed to be put in a gigantic hamster ball on New Year’s Even and then dropped at midnight like the real Times Square ball but the killjoys in New York nixed the idea after finding out what MTV was planning to do.


Hey there, sexy lady

In case you missed it, here’s Jennifer Lopez performing in a skin tight suit on New Year’s Eve.

Police fear The Jonas Brothers

On the surface, the Jonas Brothers may seem like three mincing gaywads, but look past those innocuous grins and there lies an evil, lecherous monster.