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Lindsay Lohan Won’t Be Partying in Dubai

A report earlier this week claimed Lindsay Lohan was ringing in the new year on the Queen Elizabeth 2 in Dubai. Another site confirmed Lindsay’s appearance. However, sources say Lindsay is ... Read More »

Does This Mean Lady Gaga Hit Puberty?

The headline read something like Lady Gaga was going to drop the ball on NYE which I took to meant her last testicle was descending on Dec. 31. Turns out ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Will Ring in NYE Quietly on a Yacht

Just yesterday a “source close to Lindsay Lohan” said she was going to keep her NYE low key in order to show everyone she’s no longer a party girl. Turns out ... Read More »

Ke$Ha Is Inappropriate

Ke$ha started off her performance on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve by angering network television execs saying, “let’s make 2011 our b*tch!” East Coast censors didn’t catch it in ... Read More »

Snooki Won’t Be in a Hamster Ball on NYE

Jersey Shore’s Snooki was supposed to be put in a gigantic hamster ball on New Year’s Even and then dropped at midnight like the real Times Square ball but the ... Read More »

Hey There, Sexy Lady

In case you missed it, here’s Jennifer Lopez performing in a skin tight suit on New Year’s Eve. I didn’t post it until now because I was dry heaving for ... Read More »

Jay-Z Thought It Was Halloween

Jay-Z, Beyonce, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon all partied together on NYE. As they should have since they’re all desperate attention whores. Here they are at said celebration. As you ... Read More »

Kathy Griffin Doesn’t Go to Your Job and “Knock the Dicks Out of Your Mouth”

Kathy Griffin was co-hosting CNN’s NYE coverage with Anderson Cooper when someone heckled her. Kathy responded by yelling, “I don’t go to your job and knock the dicks out of ... Read More »

Police Fear the Jonas Brothers

On the surface, the Jonas Brothers may seem like three mincing gaywads, but look past those innocuous grins and there lies an evil, lecherous monster. At least that’s what it ... Read More »