Ke$ha is Inappropriate

Ke$ha started off her performance on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve by angering network television execs saying, “let’s make 2011 our b*tch!” East Coast censors didn’t catch it in time and bleeped a little after.


Snooki Won’t Be in a Hamster Ball on NYE

Jersey Shore’s Snooki was supposed to be put in a gigantic hamster ball on New Year’s Even and then dropped at midnight like the real Times Square ball but the killjoys in New York nixed the idea after finding out what MTV was planning to do.

Police fear The Jonas Brothers

On the surface, the Jonas Brothers may seem like three mincing gaywads, but look past those innocuous grins and there lies an evil, lecherous monster.