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O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian’s Dad

A new report by The National Enquirer, who, let’s face it, is a bastion of truth, says O.J. Simpson bragged to friends that he is Khloe Kardsahian’s father. Kim Kardashian ... Read More »

O.J. Wasn’t Beaten in Prison

Contrary to previous reports, O.J. Simpson wasn’t beaten unconscious by an enraged white supremacist. In fact, when guards pulled Simpson out of his cell to tell him about the rumors, he ... Read More »

O.J. Simpson Beaten Unconscious in Prison

The Enquirer reports that O.J. Simpson, 63, who’s doing nine years in Nevada’s Locelock Correction Center for armed robbery, was beaten senseless in the prison yard by a white supremacist. The ... Read More »

O.J. Simpson sentenced to 15 years in prison

O.J. Simpson was given 15 years in prison for kidnapping and armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers in a Palace Station Hotel room in Vegas. He will be eligible ... Read More »

O.J. Simpson finally convicted

A long time coming, O.J. Simpson may spend life in prison after being convicted of conspiracy, burglary, kidnapping, robbery and assault. Jurors were convinced that Simpson and five accomplices robbed ... Read More »

O.J. wants to be an apprentice

Last season, Piers Morgan, a relative unknown, won The Celebrity Apprentice barely beating out lovable country music star Trace Adkins. OJ Simpson, sensing that the time was nigh, is now ... Read More »

OJ Simpson arrested again

OJ Simpson was arrested on $78,000 bail yesterday on robbery and assault charges after he and several men carrying firearms stole sports memorabilia from a hotel room. It is unclear ... Read More »

OJ didn’t kill someone last night

OJ Simpson put himself back in the news after he and five men allegedly robbed a man at gun point in his hotel room. It happened at the Palace Station Hotel ... Read More »

O.J. Simpson was still paid

O.J. Simpson doesn’t care what’s been said in the press about his book because he still got paid. Simpson tells a Florida newspaper he hoped the book would never come ... Read More »

In other news

I watched Beauty and Geek yesterday. I was pretty disappointed since I thought beauty meant something along the lines of hot, but I found out in tv world it means ... Read More »

In other news

Sheesh the site was slow yesterday. I’ll be moving hosts soon, very soon. Probably during Christmas when the only people visiting this site are drunk and choking on their own ... Read More »

O.J. confesses hypothetically on TV

O.J. Simpson has conducted an unrestricted interview with Fox in which he discusses how he would hypothetically kill his ex-wife and friend. The interview, which will air Nov. 27 and ... Read More »

O.J. Simpson is a killer, maybe

The National Enquirer is reporting O.J. Simpson has been paid $3.5 million for a hypothetical book detailing his relationship with Nicole and the murder of her and Goldman in great ... Read More »