Here’s Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis walking arm-in-arm around New York. They’ve been dating for around two months now. At this point, Jason has been in more A-listers than a tampon (I just realized that made no sense at all).

Jason Sudeikis has been linked to January Jones and then rumored to have gone out with Eva Mendes, Scarlett Johnasson and a few more. Now he’s dating Olivia Wilde. What the huh? He must be hilarious (read: gigantic penis).

A source tells the new Us Weekly — on stands Friday — that Wilde, 27, and Sudeikis, 36, haven’t been shy about their new romance. The SNL funnyman brought Wilde to the show’s afterparty at NYC’s Loi on Dec. 4. “They walked in holding hands,” says a source.

“She’s come to the [SNL] studio at Rockefeller Center, and they’ve gone out to dinner after rehearsals,” adds an insider. Us Weekly

I wouldn’t be shy about this romance either. In fact, if I was dating Olivia Wilde, I’d make a huge banner for whenever I go out that read, “I’m dating Olivia Wilde, f**k yea!,” then I’d push for a date in public and scream and wave for people to look at me. I can just imagine how many high fives I’d get walking down the street.

When she’s not faking nude scenes, Olivia Wilde poses in short short shorts and half shirts for magazines like Nylon. She’s a girl on the move, a true humanitarian. As a reward, can someone give her a medal or at the very least a pack of those gold chocolate coins?

Also, short review of The Change-Up: Not the greatest but surprisingly not bad. And Olivia Wilde’s CGI nipples looked pretty real although it looked like the rest of the nude scenes were also CGI.

Olivia Wilde went on Jimmy Kimmel yesterday to promote Cowboys & Aliens but also talked about The Change-Up and mentioned how she got the final say on how her nipples looked in the movie.

Wilde wasn’t actually naked but was CGI’ed naked. *Kicks doll* Dammit. “You wear pasties when you’re on-set so people don’t see your nipples (she likes to draw happy faces on her pasties).” During taping, Ryan Reynolds was supposed to be blocking her body but moved and exposed the pasties. Filmmakers were now forced to superimpose CGI nipples on her chest. Oh, the horror!

“I got to approve the nipples!” Wilde said.

“So there’s a nipple artist!” Kimmel said. “The guys doing that sort of work must not have seen that many of them in real life.”

“Exactly: Not since their mother!” Wilde said.

“It’s a real nipple fest over there!” Kimmel joked.

Aww, you mean those nipples aren’t real? Well, it’s not like I haven’t masturbated to less. *Pulls down pants, ogles Aunt Jemima bottle*

Olivia Wilde divorced her husband so she could sow her wild oats, meaning, she wanted to bang a bunch of hot famous dudes before she got too old like Jennifer Aniston. She’s been rumored to have hooked up with celebs from Justin Timberlake to Bradley Cooper but most recently she was spotted at the Chateau Marmont flirting with Jake Gyllenhaal.

Jake Gyllenhaal was cracking up and laughing with pals during a lively night at West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont – but the actor gave special attention to one woman: Olivia Wilde. The two were very flirty, an onlooker says, acting “touchy-feely.” Says the onlooker: “At one point, he had his hand on hers.” Still, the two weren’t overly affectionate with each other. “Olivia was very cool,” the onlooker says, “and wasn’t fawning over Jake but seemed to like the attention he was giving her.” Alas, at the end of the evening the two went their separate ways. [PEOPLE]

This is a good PR move. Fame works much like osmosis does. The more time you spend with a famous person, the more of that person’s fame gets transferred to you. It’s basic science, really.

According to Life&Style, Bradley Cooper and Olivia Wilde have already gone on two dates which means they’re totally doing it. One of the dates was at the Hangover Part II premiere afterparty at the Boom Boom Room in NYC which L&S got pictures from.

“Olivia was Bradley’s date,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “He was always taking her hand or putting his hand on her lower back, it was really sweet. He took care of her all night.”

“They were definitely together,” adds the eyewitness. “At one point, they even wanted some alone time and hiked up the stairs to the roof, but they had trouble getting there!”

“They left together at 12:15,” the eyewitness says. “They seemed really comfortable together.” A second eyewitness confirms the pair got into the car together after leaving the party.

Put his hand on her lower back and took care of her. What is this? A romance novel? *Grows King Leonidas beard* This… is… HOLLYWOOD. *Kicks stuffed animal into laundry basket* Well, NYC, but you know what I mean. This is the land of debauchery. If Bradley Cooper wasn’t humping the air and pointing to his crotch the entire night then there has to be something wrong with him.

Olivia Wilde took to Twitter yesterday to dispel rumors of a Justin Timberlake hookup. “Cool it, honeybadgers. We are just friends and have been for years,” Wilde tweeted.

Curiously, gone is the tweet that explained how great of a lover I am. I guess she just wants to keep me all to herself.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel announced their split less than a month ago and he’s already moved on to Olivia Wilde. The two, co-starring in Now, were at The Roxbury in Hollywood Saturday night snuggling in the VIP section until 1 a.m when they moved to the patio.

The two came to the club together wearing white t-shirts and jeans and both drank vodka leaving at 3 a.m. One source swears up and down it was a date while another sources says they just met each other there and that they’ve been friends since filming Alpha Dog together.

I find this hard to believe since I’m the only one fake dating Olivia Wilde and we made our fake relationship exclusive just a couple weeks ago. PEOPLE needs to check their sources better.

Remember two weeks ago when Olivia Wilde divorced her literal prince of a husband, Tao Ruspoli, because she wanted to sow her wild oats? Hey, well guess what. Private photos of Olivia taken by her ex husband have been leaked online. What a coincidence. She’s clothed in all of these by the way so don’t get all huffy when you scroll to the end and realize you have to reluctantly pull your pants up.

[via Olivia-Wilde.org via ONTD]

Prepare yourself for “fun” Olivia Wilde because a friend says the reason she broke up with her husband of 8 years is because “she wants to sow her wild oats.” She feels she missed out on being single because she married so young at 18.

“It was Olivia’s decision…for the typical Hollywood reasons,” another source close to Wilde tells Us. “Her career has exploded and she saw being married is not as much fun. She feels she missed out on being single.”

“She is a hot property now … it was weighing her down being married.”

Her estranged husband, meanwhile, “is heartbroken and really wanted to stay together.”

Ha, sucker. Forget him. If Olivia wants a good time, she should come see me. I’ll show her around. I may blog from my parent’s basement but I know all the hotspots. Starbucks, McDonald’s, Von’s, that Mexican place I get my California Burritos from. And after we paint the town red, we can do what I normally do. Grab some tv dinners and come home to crippling loneliness. Hm. Now that I’ve put my life into words, it doesn’t sound so fun.

Olivia Wilde is in Italy’s Max Magazine for January. The shoot is from an old one she did for GQ but with a few new pictures.

Olivia recently signed on to star in the family drama Welcome to People with Chris Pine and Elizabeth Banks. The film is about a businessman who comes home after his father dies to find that he has family members he never knew about. That is to say, I don’t think Olivia is getting naked in this one or even see-through like she is here. Sad face.

The big push for Tron 2 has begun which means studios are pushing magazines to feature Olivia Wilde. Hence, why Olivia is in the new edition of Flaunt. There’s really not much new info in the piece. All it is is the interviewer gushing over Olivia. He might as well have jerked off right in front of her.

Princess Olivia Wilde did a shoot in the December 2010 issue of Details. In a see-through shirt!

That pause was included for dramatic affect. Did it work?