For the last time, Brad’s not talking about his tattoos

A Brad Pitt superfan dialed into Oprah during Brad’s guest appearance on the show and attempted to ask a pornstached Pitt about the meanings of his tattoos. Namely the iceman ... Read More »

Oprah is not invited to Tom Cruise’s wedding

Tom Cruise has decided not to invite Oprah to his Italian wedding. Oprah plays it off as Tom only being able to invite a limited amount of guests, but she’s ... Read More »

In other news

Angelina Jolie convinced Madonna to not adopt from the U.S. Instead, she encouraged her to buy a baby from Africa. Had Angelina talked to me when I went to buy ... Read More »