Tom Cruise has decided not to invite Oprah to his Italian wedding. Oprah plays it off as Tom only being able to invite a limited amount of guests, but she’s still planning on buying them a present. Maybe a lifetime supply of delicious placenta. People may think this is a snub and it is. Inviting …

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Angelina Jolie convinced Madonna to not adopt from the U.S. Instead, she encouraged her to buy a baby from Africa. Had Angelina talked to me when I went to buy a car, I wouldn’t have been stuck with this stupid tricycle. At least the tassels are pretty.
Anna Nicole has been evicted from her Bahamian home. …

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