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Hugh Jackman will die for Oprah

True story. Before the show, Hugh Jackman told Oprah, “I would die for you, brother,” and Oprah said, “Okay, prove it.” Hence, this. Oprah held her show at the Sydney Opera ... Read More »

Oksana Grigorieva will not appear on Oprah

Contrary to earlier reports, Oksana Grigorieva will not sit down with Oprah and talk about her stupid fake chest bladders. Due to her currently ongoing custody case against Mel, the ... Read More »

Oksana Grigorieva will be on Oprah

(In best Oprah yell) Someone needs mooooooneeeeey! Us reports that Oksana Grigorieva, who still refuses to blow Mel Gibson first, will talk with Oprah about her relationship with the actor. ... Read More »

Jenny McCarthy has a hairy vagina

Jenny McCarthy went on Oprah and talked about her first shoot for Playboy. She says the initial reaction from the crew when she undressed was one of shock and horror. ... Read More »

Oprah is going to Australia

I’m sorry. That title should read “Oprah is going to screw Australia” and then the opening line should have read “out of nearly $3 million.” Monday on the season premiere of ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan wants a baby

Now that she’s on probation and is watched more closely than ever, Lindsay Lohan needs to stay sober and out of trouble. What’s the best way of doing that? Why, ... Read More »

Jessica Simpson isn’t a fan of John Mayer

Last month in Playboy, John Mayer called Jessica Simpson “sexual napalm” and “crack cocaine”. Looks like Jessica doesn’t know how to take a compliment because she went on Oprah and ... Read More »

Oprah failed hard during her Drew Brees interview

Drew Brees has a birthmark on the right side of his face. Oprah didn’t know this so when Brees came out on her show, she tried to wipe it off ... Read More »

For the last time, Brad’s not talking about his tattoos

A Brad Pitt superfan dialed into Oprah during Brad’s guest appearance on the show and attempted to ask a pornstached Pitt about the meanings of his tattoos. Namely the iceman ... Read More »

Oprah is not invited to Tom Cruise’s wedding

Tom Cruise has decided not to invite Oprah to his Italian wedding. Oprah plays it off as Tom only being able to invite a limited amount of guests, but she’s ... Read More »

In other news

Angelina Jolie convinced Madonna to not adopt from the U.S. Instead, she encouraged her to buy a baby from Africa. Had Angelina talked to me when I went to buy ... Read More »