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Miranda Kerr’s Baby Weighed 10 Pounds

Miranda Kerr gave birth to a boy on Friday in LA. Now E! News has a few more details including one about how the kid weighed 10 pounds. Holy hell. Miranda ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr Had a Boy

Okay, so Miranda Kerr maybe went into labor on Thursday. According to Us, Miranda and Orlando Bloom welcomed a son. Aw, isn’t that precious. Now get back to being skinny. ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr Is in Labor

Reports are coming in that Orlando Bloom’s wife, Miranda Kerr, has gone into labor in LA. According to The Daily Telegraph (via Contact Music), Kerr went into labor today. “We did ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr Is Expecting

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are expecting their first child. While no official announcement has been made, friends say it’ll be hard to keep secret because Kerr is a god ... Read More »

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Married

Finding the most unexciting way to announce a marriage, Miranda Kerr released a statement explaining that she missed an appearance at the Australian department store David Jones because she and ... Read More »

Orlando Bloom Gets an Honorary Degree

Apparently when you’re an actor, you don’t actually have to go to college and study for four years to get a degree. They just throw one at you. Orlando Bloom, ... Read More »

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Are Engaged

It’s official. That guy from the pirate movies and the elfish Victoria’s Secret model are getting married. Orlando Bloom’s rep confirmed it to PEOPLE today. “My ideal situation would be to ... Read More »

Orlando Bloom Got Robbed

Thieves broke into Orlando Bloom’s Hollywood Hills home last night and stole $500,000 worth of jewelry including two very expensive watches. Maybe even some pretty necklaces Orlando likes to wear ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr Is Doing the Yacht Thing Too

Yachts! They’re not just for dumping bodies into the ocean anymore. They’re all the rage now in Cannes. Because that’s all there is to do. Watch movies and sunbathe on ... Read More »

Orlando Bloom’s Life Is Hard

Even though these pictures of Miranda Kerr have very little to no hint of her boyfriend Orlando Bloom in them, I can assure you she was hanging out topless with ... Read More »

Orlando Bloom Crashes, Dating Jessica Simpson

Orlando Bloom dating Jessica Simpson is the headline making the rounds today. OK! Magazine reports the two secretly arrived together at the Hennessy Artistry event on Wednesday. “They slipped in a ... Read More »

Orlando Bloom Is a Real Man

People often question Orlando Bloom’s sexuality, but this piece of news will hopefully put any rumors to rest. Orlando says he hates doing on-screen kisses because it makes him embarrassed ... Read More »