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Beyonce slipped a nipple at the Academy Awards

It’s true. She did. I was there, man. And, like, the government tried to cover it up and they held me hostage at Guantanamo Bay to keep me quiet. The ... Read More »

Freida Pinto made an appearance

Of course Freida Pinto was at the Academy Awards. Slumdog Millionaire won in almost every category. The same can’t be said for Heath Ledger. That jerk didn’t even show up ... Read More »

Awk-ward

Ryan Seacrest failed miserably at interviewing the kids from Slumdog Millionaire yesterday on the Oscar red carpet. Seacrest had the grace of a falling anvil. First, he didn’t know how to ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway was at the Oscars

I can’t get past Anne Hathaway’s exaggerated features. If you drew a caricature of her, she’d just be two eyes, a nose and a gaping mouth on roller skates. Plus, ... Read More »

Marisa Tomei came from “The Cell”

Let me preface this by saying I don’t know anything about fashion. I know more about quantum physics than I do women’s clothing. But, was anyone reminded of Tarsem Singh’s ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus was also there

Someone should have told Miley Cyrus that the Oscars was about subtlety. That way she wouldn’t have worn this garish Cinderella dress. You’re going to an awards show, not a ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston presents in front of Jolie and Pitt

Last night, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie finally met. Kind of, sort of. Aniston presented Best Animated Feature with Jack Black while in Jolie and Brad Pitt’s direct line of ... Read More »

And the Oscar goes to…

Last Sunday saw Sean Penn win for Best Lead Actor in Milk, Heath Ledger win for Best Supporting Actor in Dark Knight, Kate Winslet for Best Lead Actress in The ... Read More »
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