Apparently when you win the Oscar for Best Actor like Jean Dujardin did for The Artist, not only do you get a golden statue, but you also get Natalie Portman.
It’s safe to say Miley Cyrus will never win an Oscar but she sure as hell can attend the parties.
Brad Pitt may not have won Best Actor for Moneyball, that honor went to Jean Dujardin for The Artist obviously (seriously, the Academy must have gotten so hard watching that silent film), but he still gets to bang Angelina Jolie and her right leg, which kept making an appearance through a slit in her dress the entire night.
Somehow Sacha Baron Cohen made his way onto the Oscar red carpet on Sunday, despite being dis-invited unless he promised not to promote his movie, and did what everyone assumed he would do which was shamelessly promote The Dictator by coming in character.
When Michael Bay isn’t filming Megan Fox washing his Ferrari for his spank bank or dumping supermodels in the middle of the desert, he’s creating For Your Consideration ads like these.
When this year’s Oscars is being hosted by Billy Crystal and Hugo is nominated in every single category and the one film that’s probably going to win for Best Picture is a silent film called The Artist, you pretty much know you’re going to be passed out in your pretentious beret 30 minutes in.
Billy Crystal just announced via Twitter that he’s hosting the big celebrity circle jerk this year otherwise known as the Oscars.
Brett Ratner resigned from producing this year’s Oscars on Tuesday due to the backlash from his “rehearsal’s for f*gs” comment and now Eddie Murphy has stepped down as the host as a show of solidarity.
Brett Ratner may have apologized for saying “rehearsal’s for f*gs” and Academy president Tom Sherak may have accepted his apology but it seems none of that was enough because Ratner has now resigned from producing the Oscar telecast.
James Franco generally sucked while co-hosting the Oscars with Anne Hathaway.
Although Anne Hathaway’s Oscar hosting duties didn’t pan out like she’d hoped, she still was the big winner at the end of the night.
James Franco and Anne Hathaway have grown to hate each other ever since bombing the Oscars last Sunday.
Gosh, the Oscars were boring, huh? Anne Hathaway and James Franco bombed and it seemed like James checked out before it even began.
Scarlett Johansson looked great at the Oscars.
Anne Hathaway and James Franco hosted the Oscars this year and it was terrible.
Honestly, I don’t even know why I bother posting the winners considering there’s a 98% chance you already know.