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'oscars' Posts

The Oscar Won’t Change Mo’Nique

After Mo’Nique stopped chewing on her Oscar in a failed attempt to find a chocolate center, she addressed everyone in the press room Sunday night after winning Best Supporting Actress. “I ... Read More »

Kristen Stewart at He Oscars

Kristen Stewart’s facial expression pretty much sums up the 2010 Oscars. Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker Needs to Move Along

At times like this I really wish my tv had an HD filter. Through facial recognition, it could sense when Sarah Jessica Parker shows up and switch to standard def. ... Read More »

Sandra Bullock Is a Contender

It’s pretty amazing that Sandra Bullock could have made one of the worst movies of the year and one of the best movies of the year. She graciously accepted the ... Read More »

More People at the Oscars

Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mariah Carey, Penelope Cruz, Rachel McAdams, Anna Kendrick and Tina Fey (click on their names to go to their galleries) also showed up at the ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus at the Oscars

Is Miley Cyrus even old enough to be here? Do they serve alcohol at the Kodak Theatre? They really need to talk to security about checking IDs. I mean, I ... Read More »

Kate Winslet at the Oscars

Kate Winslet showed up for this Academy Award thing. Here she is doing her best impression of Oscar. Her hands need to be a little higher, but other than that, ... Read More »

The 82nd Academy Awards Are On

The 82nd Academy Awards, otherwise known as the Oscars, are on today. I’m told this is a big deal. Apparently a bunch of big shot Hollywood celebrities gather around the ... Read More »

The Oscar Nominations Are Out

Have you guys heard about this Oscar thing that happens around this time of year? Apparently it’s a very big deal to a lot of people in Hollywood. I thought ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Says She Should Have Won an Oscar

Jennifer Lopez spoke to Latina magazine and it was pretty much boring blah blah stuff until you got the part about how Jennifer thought she should have won an Oscar ... Read More »

Beyonce Slipped a Nipple at the Academy Awards

It’s true. She did. I was there, man. And, like, the government tried to cover it up and they held me hostage at Guantanamo Bay to keep me quiet. The ... Read More »

Freida Pinto Made an Appearance

Of course Freida Pinto was at the Academy Awards. Slumdog Millionaire won in almost every category. The same can’t be said for Heath Ledger. That jerk didn’t even show up ... Read More »

Awk-Ward

Ryan Seacrest failed miserably at interviewing the kids from Slumdog Millionaire yesterday on the Oscar red carpet. Seacrest had the grace of a falling anvil. First, he didn’t know how to ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway Was at the Oscars

I can’t get past Anne Hathaway’s exaggerated features. If you drew a caricature of her, she’d just be two eyes, a nose and a gaping mouth on roller skates. Plus, ... Read More »

Marisa Tomei Came From “the Cell”

Let me preface this by saying I don’t know anything about fashion. I know more about quantum physics than I do women’s clothing. But, was anyone reminded of Tarsem Singh’s ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Was Also There

Someone should have told Miley Cyrus that the Oscars was about subtlety. That way she wouldn’t have worn this garish Cinderella dress. You’re going to an awards show, not a ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Presents in Front of Jolie and Pitt

Last night, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie finally met. Kind of, sort of. Aniston presented Best Animated Feature with Jack Black while in Jolie and Brad Pitt’s direct line of ... Read More »

And the Oscar Goes to…

Last Sunday saw Sean Penn win for Best Lead Actor in Milk, Heath Ledger win for Best Supporting Actor in Dark Knight, Kate Winslet for Best Lead Actress in The ... Read More »

The Oscar Nominees Have Been Revealed

Today, January 22, the Academy released the list of nominees for this year’s Oscars. Leading the pack was The Curious Case of Benjamin Button with 13 nominations. Heath Ledger was ... Read More »

Hugh Jackman Will Host the Oscars

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (ooo, fancy) confirmed that Hugh Jackman will host the 81st annual Oscars. In previous years, comedians such as Jon Stewart, Billy Crystal ... Read More »
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