It’s true. She did. I was there, man. And, like, the government tried to cover it up and they held me hostage at Guantanamo Bay to keep me quiet. The ...
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Of course Freida Pinto was at the Academy Awards. Slumdog Millionaire won in almost every category. The same can’t be said for Heath Ledger. That jerk didn’t even show up ...
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Ryan Seacrest failed miserably at interviewing the kids from Slumdog Millionaire yesterday on the Oscar red carpet. Seacrest had the grace of a falling anvil.
First, he didn’t know how to ...
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I can’t get past Anne Hathaway’s exaggerated features. If you drew a caricature of her, she’d just be two eyes, a nose and a gaping mouth on roller skates. Plus, ...
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Let me preface this by saying I don’t know anything about fashion. I know more about quantum physics than I do women’s clothing. But, was anyone reminded of Tarsem Singh’s ...
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Someone should have told Miley Cyrus that the Oscars was about subtlety. That way she wouldn’t have worn this garish Cinderella dress. You’re going to an awards show, not a ...
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Last night, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie finally met. Kind of, sort of. Aniston presented Best Animated Feature with Jack Black while in Jolie and Brad Pitt’s direct line of ...
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Last Sunday saw Sean Penn win for Best Lead Actor in Milk, Heath Ledger win for Best Supporting Actor in Dark Knight, Kate Winslet for Best Lead Actress in The ...
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Today, January 22, the Academy released the list of nominees for this year’s Oscars. Leading the pack was The Curious Case of Benjamin Button with 13 nominations. Heath Ledger was ...
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The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (ooo, fancy) confirmed that Hugh Jackman will host the 81st annual Oscars. In previous years, comedians such as Jon Stewart, Billy Crystal ...
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If you missed the Oscars, then I’ve taken the liberty of informing you of the winners. To make this more interesting, I’ve totaled how much I won or loss based ...
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What do these two have to do with the Oscars. 100 fantasy points if you can tell me why.
5:30: Jon Stewart is making jokes. I think I’m supposed to laugh, ...
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The Oscars are once again upon us and having never watched it in full since, well, ever, I’ve decided to put my picks in right now. 3 hours before the ...
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Hollywood’s biggest circle jerk was on last night. This year the Oscars gave people the greatest host ever in Ellen DeGeneres. I was so captivated that I almost died and ...
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Today the 79th Annual Academy Awards nominees made its debut. Dreamgirls garnered eight nominations, but wasn’t nominated for Best Picture.
Performance by an actor in a leading role
Leonardo DiCaprio – Blood ...
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