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Today’s News Brought to You by a Red Band Abraham Lincoln trailer

The Crazies Proving once again that Jennifer Love Hewitt is crazy, she test drove her new boyfriend for a week to make sure they were compatible. Janine Lindemulder was the hot nurse ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by John Malkovich’s Only Friend

“Siri, poop! Hehehe.” Say What? 29-year-old US Olympic hurdler Lola Jones admits to being a virgin. She wants to wait until marriage to lose it. She’s also kind of funny. You fool! You’ve ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by the Human Barbie

Why even have her on? Movie News Matthew McConaughey has been cast as JFK The Butler which begs the question, did JFK ever get high and play the bongos? Rupert Everett is making an ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Baby Pandas

Researchers planned to scare the sh*t out of baby pandas. [via TDW] P.S. It’s going to be an abbreviated roundup today. Student gives “jizz juice” filled cupcake to classmate… Well… did it ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Will Smith Rapping Theme Songs

Will Smith was a guest on Graham Norton’s show last week where he sang the theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I couldn’t tell if Will was genuinely into ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Conan and Letterman

Not So Fast With Facebook’s $100 billion IPO this Friday, outlets report that U2′s Bono made $1.5 billion off his 2.3% share. Though that would be news to his investment group, ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by 8-Bit ‘Community’

Say what? Charlize Theron had no teeth until she was 11 after a bout with jaundice put her on so many antibiotics that her teeth rotted and forced dentists to cut ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Rachel McAdams in ‘Passion’

Here’s Rachel McAdams in Brian de Palma’s Passion. It looks good judging by the picture up top but would look even better if she spread her legs a little. C’mon. ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by the Resurfacing of John Mayer

Say what? Bobbi Kristina will use her mother’s tribute to launch her singing career. Angelina Jolie weighs less than 100 pounds which makes it so much easier to kidnap, er, woo her. Chris ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a ‘True Blood’ Trailer

Movies & TV Pan Am, Charlie’s Angels, Awake, Prime Suspect, Playboy Club, CSI: Miami, Rob, NYC 22, Terra Nova, Alcatraz, The Finder, Ringer, The Secret Circle and H8R are all shows you won’t ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Mom of the Year

Reminder: The Drake contest ends in two days. Go enter now. Outrage Breastfeeding critics and advocates are giving the breastfeeding mom from TIME Magazine a hard time for popping a tit into her ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Time Magazine’s Milk Cover

TIME goes for the gold by pushing the envelope with their new cover featuring 26-year-old parenting blogger Jamie Lynne Grumet popping her nipple into her three-year-old son Aram’s mouth. [via ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Jon Hamm Giving Advice

Here’s Jon Hamm giving advice to teenage girls because that’s the hot thing to do now. Don’t forget to enter the Drake contest to win a pair of tickets. Cause & Effect Miley ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by the Animated John Travolta Suit

What? Maurice Sendak, author of Where the Wild Things Are, died. He was 83. Andre 3000 has been cast to play Jimi Hendrix in his biopic. A 55-year-old grandma auditioned for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader squad. She… doesn’t look ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Weird ‘Breaking Bad’ Promo

Girls, Naturally Kris Jenner must have replaced all the pants in Kendall Jenner’s closet with short shorts. Sometimes bromances can get really weird. Remember Carmen Electra? She’s 40 now. All hot girls like Amanda Seyfried ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by More ‘Cat Daddy’

Not sure who Melanie Iglesias or Lisa Ramos are but they claim to have “served” Kate Upton with their own version of the Cat Daddy. I respectfully disagree. Though any ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘The Expendables 2′

Watch your favorite aging action stars try to not break a hip in the Expendables 2 trailer. There’s one scene where they show some pithy words painted on the side of ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Another Kate Upton Video

Today, Skullcandy has a promo video with Kate Upton, Kevin Durant and James Harden in a skit called Take a Supermodel to Work Day in which… I’ll let you figure ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Old Man Fight Club

A 53-year-old beats a 21-year-old in a MMA fight on an hour’s notice. Don’t worry about sanctioning bodies and regulations, this is in Kankakee, Illinois. A year after its theft, Guy ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Mel Gibson Not Screaming

It’s Miss USA Alyssa Campanella’s boobs. [Hollywood Tuna] Bobby Brown claims no responsibility. [Bossip] Someone almost popped out at the Correspondents’ Dinner. [Celebitchy] Megan Fox still doesn’t really look pregnant. [MoeJackson] Jessica Alba’s ass ... Read More »