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Today’s News Brought to You by Mark Sanchez Who Won the Super Bowl

Halle Berry petitions just to take Nahla to France to live. Goodbye Gabriel Aubry. [Celebitchy] Sharon Stone thinks she’s 25. [Celebslam] Miranda Kerr in a bikini with a naked baby. [The Superficial] Kardashian ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Gogo Juice

Kelly Rowland shows off her breasts. [Bossip] Emma Stone is in a bikini. [The Superficial] No one wants Sasha Grey’s porn money. [TDW] Connor Cruise, much like his dad, is humorless. [Lainey] Kim Kardsahian ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Allistair Overeem Dancing

Allistair Overeeem is the UFC fighter who kneed Brock Lesnar into retirement. Here he is dancing like a dork. Jennifer Aniston still talking about Brad Pitt. [Celebitchy] Amanda Seyfried is not a ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by References

Ashley Tisdale wears those short shorts. [Hollywood Tuna] Amber Rose is mad. [Bossip] Jessica Simpson’s breasts were rooting for the Pats. [Celebitchy] Stacy Keibler went to party. [MoeJackson] Kate Middleton is in a bikini. ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘Hunger Games’

Women empowerment, ra ra ra. I’d like to call this Battle Royale for girls. Does Jamie Lynn Spears think Teen Mom is brave? Of course she does. [The Superficial] Justin Theroux is having a ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Donald Glover’s Plea

Seal’s ex confirms he’s not a nice person. [Celebitchy] Are you saying Paris Hilton has a downy face? [Celebslam] Karina Smirnoff in a bikini. [The Superficial] Nicki Minaj has a boring rider. [CityRag] Penelope ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘The Gringo’

Scarlett Johansson dating an ad exec now. [TDW] It’s Courtney Cox’s cleavage. [The Superficial] Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill want those Oscars. [Lainey] Charlize Theron does crazy convincingly. [Holy Moly] Russell Brand wants Zooey ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Blake Griffin’s Power Dunk

Amber Rose confirms her tattoo is… fake. Obviously. [Bossip] Jennifer Lopez will present at the Oscars. [Celebitchy] Jennifer Love Hewitt was shopping for sex toys. [Celebslam] Sophie Monk does what she does best. ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by That Ferris Beuller Commercial

Most important news of the day: Arrested Development is finally coming back. [HuffPo] Lucy Pinder shows off her bikini cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna] South Africa gets a little racist over condom ads. [Bossip] Jessica Simpson’s ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘Escape From L.a.’ In Spaaaace

If I was Lady Gaga’s boyfriend, I’d hate her too. [IDLYITW] Irina Shayk is topless. But not real topless. Advertising campaign topless. Site NSFW. [Drunken Stepfather] Selita Ebanks does FHM. [Yeeeah] Matthew Broderick ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Pat Sajak Chugging

Tom Cruise. Riding in a teacup. Need I say more? [Dlisted] Diabetes is just a disease made up by the Big Insulin Corporations. [TDW] We’re doomed, Liam Neeson may convert to Islam. ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Hollywood

Katherine Heigl’s One for the Money, an adaptation of Janet Evanovich’s series, bears such a striking resemblance to The Bounty Hunter that some may call it a rip off but Hollywood ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Indie Vanilla Ice

Despite being produced by The Soup, 90% of people still look at this, squint and wonder, “Not sure if serious.” Having sex with your iPad is now possible with the Fleshlight ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Megan Fox Island

JWoww nerds up her breasts. [Hollywood Tuna] The 10 most drama filled athletes. [Bossip] Nicolas Cage looks a little coked up. Or just Nicolas Cagey. [Celebitchy] Kim Kardashian looks hot here. [MoeJackson] Hilary Duff ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by This Is Happening

Miley Cyrus spent $50,000 to lose 15 pounds in a few weeks? [Celebitchy] Coleen Rooney is in a bikini today. [Celebslam] Courtney Stodden really wants that reality tv show. [The Superficial] Terrell Owens ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Hot Beat

Someone get this guy to Hollywood. Brad Pitt’s bodyguard questioned in Hollywood murder. [Celebitchy] This is why I want to date George Clooney. [Celebslam] Michael Fassbender needs tighter jeans. [The Superficial] 15 deranged tattoos ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by SOPA

Awkward interviews aside, below is what the internet might look like if SOPA/PIPA passes. If you want this to not happen, go here. Courtney Love is a terrorists nightmare. [The Superficial] Is ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Young Kanye

Ralph Fiennes has “huge respect for J.Lo.” Crazy pills, Fiennes has them. [Celebitchy] Jessica Simpson looks ready to pop. [Celebslam] Lara Stone suffers from no-assitis (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather] Your favorite deep-fried cooking ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by an Ape Without the Ape

Nicole Scherzinger rocks half a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna] What would you do for some McNuggets? This woman would give a bj. [Bossip] Who was the worst dressed at the Globes. [Celebitchy] Miranda Kerr ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Half of ‘Bridesmaids’

Rooney Mara has a boyfriend but you wouldn’t know it because who’d want people to know they’re dating Ted Danson’s stepson. [Celebitchy] Megan Fox got her hair did. [Celebslam] Katy Perry’s dad ... Read More »