The Blemish » other news http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Tue, 18 Nov 2014 21:10:02 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 The Rest of the Web, Monday, 11.17.14 http://theblemish.com/2014/11/rest-web-monday-11-17-14/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/rest-web-monday-11-17-14/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2014 01:23:55 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=190329 Italian grandfather trying to say the world ‘Worcestershire’ over and over.

  • Lara Stone. Dutch model strips naked for non-retouched photos (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
  • Sexy girls in corsets to start your week [Regretful Morning]
  • Hot women making ugly faces [Caveman Circus]
  • Amanda Bynes on tape threatening to kill her father [Celebitchy]
  • Bill Cosby was making rape jokes way back in the 1960s [Death and Taxes]
  • Demi Harman bikini pics from Down Under [Gceleb]
  • Charlize Theron accused of child abuse [HollywoodPQ]
  • Service mails actual shit to people you hate [Engadget]
  • Will global warming lead to less chocolate production? [DailyoftheDay]
  • Disneyland not good enough for North West. Kim K. building her an island theme park [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Nicole Sherzinger, not as famous now, but still got dat booty [Moe Jackson]
  • Tila Tequila just gave birth. Wow, some people will do anything for publicity [Starcasm]
  • Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn reveals an alternate ending [Popbytes]
  • Steve Carell sang Taylor Swift’s ‘Shake It Off’ [StupidCelebrities]
  • Morgan Freeman’s most memorable movie deaths [CelebrityToob]
  • Whoopi Goldberg doesn’t believe Bill Cosby’s latest rape accuser [The Frisky]
  • Detox from sugar for 7 days. Yes, it can be done! [Your Tango]
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The Rest of the Web, Friday, 11.14.14 http://theblemish.com/2014/11/the-rest-of-the-web-friday-11-14-14/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/the-rest-of-the-web-friday-11-14-14/#comments Sat, 15 Nov 2014 01:42:18 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=190220 Kid interviews dad for school project and dad ends up going ballistic.

  • Adult-sized underoos just got rereleased. Now you be even more awkward. [DailyoftheDay]
  • 21 dogs who had a ruff day [Ned Hardy]
  • Science says girls with lots of guy friends get laid more [The Frisky]
  • How yoga boosts a women’s sex life and why you should take yoga [Your Tango]
  • Jennifer Garner let her thong slip out of her jeans. Thank you! [Gceleb]

Epic wushu battle between 2 women aka don’t piss these women off.

  • Let women in tight shorts help ring in the weekend [Regretful Morning]
  • Trio of Brazilian bakers on trial for serving human parts in their pastries [Gawker]
  • That time the car critic shit in a Lexus press car [Jalopinik]
  • How Gwyneth Paltrow melted down after hearing Chris Martin went back to J-Law [Dlisted]
  • Katy Perry referenced Lolita in this photograph she took [Evil Beet Gossip]

Cyanide & Happiness now an animated cartoon.

  • Celebs who look-alike [StupidCelebrities]
  • Miley Cyrus might have post-partum depression [Lainey Gossip]
  • Awesome moments in cinematography history [Caveman Circus]
  • Man declines meeting with Vatican cuz he smells, so the Vatican did this [Newser]
  • Kirk Cameron has some unique, and sexist, advice for women this Christmas [Starcasm]
  • Fashion designer Vivienne Westwood tells poor people to eat less if they can’t afford organic food [Celebitchy]
  • The Cake Boss guy got a DUI. Shoulda stuck to cake [Celebslam]
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The Rest of the Web, Thursday, 11.13.14 http://theblemish.com/2014/11/rest-web-thursday-11-13-14/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/rest-web-thursday-11-13-14/#comments Fri, 14 Nov 2014 01:17:10 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=190191 Nothing like squeezing the goo from a 20-year old whitehead.

  • How do you become a good photographer? Take pics of nude women (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • What it’s like living with a micropenis. Spoiler: not fun [Bro Bible]
  • A near-miss upskirt from Jennifer Lawrence on Austrian TV [Celebslam]
  • The best neon sign fails of all-time [WorldWideInterweb]

Remember the strangers kissing video? This is the strangers screwing video.

  • You love herb, now learn how to cook with it with this cookbook [HiConsumption]
  • See which slang words this Chick-Fil-A manager banned employees from using [GossipOnThis]
  • Watch a baby do a wicked drum cover of heavy metal band Pantera [Radass]
  • Pics of the hot people at Leo DiCaprio’s birthday party. Oh, you weren’t invited? [Elite Daily]

What it’s like for single guys when your friend gets a girlfriend.

  • Sharper Image asked Heidi Klum to pose naked to sell their 13 different massagers [IDLYTW]
  • Let’s name Amanda Lee queen of the yoga pants [RSVLTS]
  • Sarah Hyland of Modern Family dressing up as a schoolgirl [Moe Jackson]
  • Bruce Jenner takes estrogen and wears Spanx, but does NOT want to be a woman [Celebitchy]

Things IT people never say.

  • Larger woman secretly captures people’s reactions to her [Barnorama]
  • Bono escapes near-fatal airplane disaster. With or without you indeed [StupidCelebrities]
  • How does this Polish company sell caskets? With hot models of course [Regretful Morning]
  • Miley Cyrus wants more Austrian love. Relationship with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son heating up [OceanUp]

Sesame Street‘s Ernie gets his first colonoscopy In honor of Sesame Street‘s 45th anniversary.

  • Dr. Oz asked Twitterers for questions. Bad idea [Starcasm]
  • Ever wanted to hear a creepy clown cover Radiohead’s “Creep”? [Popbytes]
  • A longer read on the history of Weird Al Yankovic’s class movie UHF [The Dissolve]
  • GIFs of people narrowly escaping death [Caveman Circus]
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The Rest of the Web, Wednesday, 11.12.14 http://theblemish.com/2014/11/rest-web-wednesday-11-12-14/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/rest-web-wednesday-11-12-14/#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2014 02:13:22 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=190154 This dog loves his belly rubs and won’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

  • How good is life when you’re Dan Blizerian? Double D good [Caveman Circus]
  • Celebrity reactions to Kim Kardashian’s big ass butt on the cover of ‘Paper’ magazine [PopSugar]
  • Sex in the movies versus sex in real life [Elite Daily]
  • Matilyn Simmons, bikini, runway, that is all [Gceleb]
  • Maripier Morin and her tata’s naked on the cover of ‘Dressed to Kill’ magazine [HollywoodPQ]
  • The Howe Twins means four perfect breasts for the price of 2 [Moe Jackson]
  • Read up on the person who draws all the sex illustrations on Wikipedia [Gawker]
  • Wrestler Mick Foley’s daughter, Noelle, will body slam her way into your heart [Mt. Rantmore]
  • These GIFS show you how hot Eliza Dushku is (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
  • Bryan Cranston narrates “You Have to Fucking Eat” [Death and Taxes]
  • Leo DiCaprio had a birthday party and it was 80% models. Jelly? [Dlisted]
  • Expect more mumbling from Ozzy Osbourne. The Osbournes are back for a short run [Starcasm]
  • Anna Kendrick gave a drunk interview to ‘Marie Claire’ [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • These people already got a head start on Black Friday. Doofuses! [Newser]
  • Dirk Nowitzki says he invented the white man’s version of the ‘Dream Shake’ [Deadspin]
  • Hollywood’s most famous celebrity poker players [Celebslam]
  • Shit Facebook moms say [Regretful Morning]
  • Justin Bieber posted cutesy video of Kendall Jenner. They’re totally screwing [StupidCelebrities]
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The Rest of the Web, Tuesday, 11.11.14 http://theblemish.com/2014/11/rest-web-tuesday-11-11-14/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/rest-web-tuesday-11-11-14/#comments Wed, 12 Nov 2014 01:56:42 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=190124 Gummy bear bullets. More powerful than you’d think.

10 hours of Princess Leia walking through the streets of NYC.

  • Wrestler CM Punk writing a Thor comic for Marvel [The Verge]
  • Miley Cyrus disses Jennifer Lawrence over J-Law’s nude pics [IDLYTW]
  • They have bacon condoms now [The Frisky]
  • Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret photoshoot on the beach. Hello, Candice in a bikini [Gceleb]
  • Famous celebs who’ve served in the military [StupidCelebrities]

What would you do if a hot drunk girl stumbled upon you in the street?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvq6pH5Rheg

  • There’s a Predator mancave for sale in Sweden [Regretful Morning]
  • Rewiring yourself to succeed as a shy person [TAOM]
  • Wanna invest in the Funny or Die website? Now’s your chance to pony up some cash [Bloomberg]
  • A look back at the teenage soldiers in World War One [BBC]
  • Jon Stewart says it’s exhausting to be black. Tell me about it! [Celebitchy]

Old footage of Eminem way before he was famous.

  • Taylor Swift and Lourde together at last [OceanUp]
  • Bella Thorne hit up Today in a nice looking dress [Moe Jackson]
  • 7 reasons women love military men [Your Tango]
  • Quentin Tarantino talks about Hateful Eight and retirement [Screenrant]
  • Usher’s 6-year old son threw shade at him [GossipOnThis]
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The Rest of the Web, Monday, 11.10.14 http://theblemish.com/2014/11/rest-web-monday-11-10-14/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/rest-web-monday-11-10-14/#comments Tue, 11 Nov 2014 01:42:24 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=190095 What happens when white guys find out Popeye’s has run out of chicken.

  • 17 random insights to change your perception of the world [Caveman Circus]
  • The 12 funniest Keanu Reeves conspiracy memes [CelebrityToob]
  • Constance Jablonski naked. Who? That’s what we said (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]

Brawl on NYC’s F train aka people don’t know how to fight.

  • Don’t know who Desiree Cordero is, but damn, she looks good in a dress [Gceleb]
  • Jena Malone almost had an upskirt moment. Dammit [Moe Jackson]
  • 15 people too dumb for the internet [Regretful Morning]

Dude gets what he deserves for hitting a woman.

The downside of losing 160 pounds. Skin flaps. Lots of them.

  • Macaulay Culkin had a brilliant response to his death hoax [Starcasm]
  • Keanu Reeves as Doctor Strange. Would it work? [Unreality Mag]
  • Mick Hucknall, that dude from 80s band Simply Red, claims to have slept with 1000 women [Dlisted]
  • Fake movie sequel posters. Blade Runner 2054 anyone? [DailyoftheDay]

Crazy lady explains why Monster Drinks are the work of Satan.

  • Angelina Jolie almost paid $250k for this item used by Ernest Hemingway [Celebitchy]
  • Pretty interesting tidbits on The Simpsons co-creator Sam Simon’s fight with cancer [StupidCelebrities]
  • They’re making a Toy Story 4. Cha-ching! [Popbytes]
  • Kristin Cavallari makes bacon-wrapped butternut squash naked. Psyche! [The Frisky]
  • Lava destroys its first home ever in Hawaii [UPI]
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The Rest of the Web, Friday, 11.7.14 http://theblemish.com/2014/11/the-rest-of-the-web-friday-11-7-14/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/the-rest-of-the-web-friday-11-7-14/#comments Sat, 08 Nov 2014 02:46:59 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=190004 From the directors of the ‘Turn Down for What’ video comes this story of a red ball.

  • Some reaction GIFS to get yo weekend started right [Caveman Circus]
  • Check out the hickies Cara Delvingne gave her new boyfriend [Dlisted]
  • Pastor says Starbucks puts sodomite semen in your coffee. Oook [Gawker]
  • 25 greatest Happy Meal toys from the 1980s [Ned Hardy]
  • Gordon Ramsay’s dwarf porn double died in a funny way [Regretful Morning]
  • Woman starts fundraising campagn to extract sperm from her dead fiance [Newser]
  • Women wearing “I love crystal meth” shirt gets arrested for gee, guess… [Starcasm]
  • Keira Knightley loves her A-cups and you should too. Just look! [Celebslam]
  • Maryna Linchuk totally nude with dem boobies all out (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
  • Tom Cruise has the hots for his 22-year old assistant [Celebitchy]
  • Taylor Swift crashed a photoshoot in the park [The Frisky]
  • This Hans Solo cosplay would make every Star Wars geek drool [Unreality Mag]
  • Sex makes you healthier. Go tell your significant other [Your Tango]
  • Will Ferrell and Mark Walhberg reuniting for another movie [Lainey Gossip]
  • Sarah Hyland of Modern Family looks cute even while shopping [Gceleb]
  • Scientists discovered the catchiest song ever and it kinda blows [DailyoftheDay]
  • Celebrities you might not realize are black [StupidCelebrities]
  • Did Beyonce steal a song from the ex-boyfriend of her background singer? Did she?? [Evil Beet Gossip]
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The Rest of the Web, Thursday, 11.6.14 http://theblemish.com/2014/11/rest-web-thursday-11-6-14/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/rest-web-thursday-11-6-14/#comments Fri, 07 Nov 2014 02:57:43 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=189970

An old clip from Sesame Street will tug at your heartstrings.

  • Margot Robbie nip slip. You’re welcome (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Meet Malena Costa. She walks around in skimpy underwear [Moe Jackson]
  • Problems only tall people can understand [Barnorama]
  • The best Kelly Brook Instagram selfies you can find [IDLYTW]
  • Random acts of kindness remind you that people aren’t so bad [Caveman Circus]
  • Beyonce. High or just tired? [StupidCelebrities]
  • Meet your new Celebrity Apprentice contestants [Popbytes]

Drinking and balconies don’t mix.

  • All the retro video games in one internet arcade [HiConsumption]
  • Paris Hilton’s an idiot, but she’s sold $2 billion worth of perfume. How?? [Celebslam]
  • These internet puns will leave you in stitches. Or make you groan out loud [WorldWideInterweb]
  • Amanda Bynes walks around in Los Angeles NOT acting crazy [OceanUp]
  • Police try to coverup false beating and arrest. Just another day in ‘Murica [Regretful Morning]
  • If he ever gets to heaven, boxer Adrien Boner wants to slap Michael Jackson and Tupac [GossipOnThis]
  • Who might play Steve Jobs in his bioipic now that Christian Bale declined? [Celebitchy]
  • The Challenge‘s Diem Brown has cancer again [Starcasm]
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The Rest of the Web, Wednesday, 11.5.14 http://theblemish.com/2014/11/the-rest-of-the-web-wednesday-11-5-14/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/the-rest-of-the-web-wednesday-11-5-14/#comments Thu, 06 Nov 2014 00:43:20 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=189944 5 hilarious signals a wingman needs to know.

  • Ohh, the things white people do… [Caveman Circus]
  • The best crotch shots in mainstream film [Jezebel]
  • 2 pastors and a 90-year old man charged for feeding the homeless [Newser]
  • The sexy train just arrived and Miranda Kerr’s drivin’ it [(Site NSFW) Yes Bitch!]
  • Why you should watch Bob’s Burgers instead of Family Guy [Unreality Mag]

Little girl heckles street preacher.

  • Archer season 6 trailer out now [Popbytes]
  • Taylor Swift and this famous rapper have a mutual admiration society [PopSugar]
  • Rihanna’s motto: Fuck bitches, get money. Chant that in the company bathroom [Evil Beet]
  • Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds expecting a girl. Modeling agencies start lining up [HollywoodPQ]
  • Jon Gosselin has not money and might do tv reunion with Kate Gosselin [Starcasm]

Fat Mike of NOFX elbowed & kicked a fan because his neck was in pain.

  • Cara Delevingne at the Topshop NYC opening [Moe Jackson]
  • Life lessons from Seinfeld‘s George Costanza [Uncoached]
  • Bella Thorne did Latina Magazine [Gceleb]
  • Britney Spears has a new man in her life. That was quick… [StupidCelebrities]
  • Gisele Bundchen without her wedding ring, trouble with Tom Brady? [Celebslam]
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The Rest of the Web, Tuesday, 11.4.14 http://theblemish.com/2014/11/rest-web-tuesday-11-4-14/ http://theblemish.com/2014/11/rest-web-tuesday-11-4-14/#comments Wed, 05 Nov 2014 00:00:10 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=189879 This woman got kidnapped off the street in Philly. “Philadelphia police released surveillance video they say shows the apparent abduction of 22-year-old Carlesha Freeland-Gaither on Sunday.”

  • Sarah Shahi nude selfies. That is all (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • 26 photos of WWE wrestlers before they became stars [Caveman Circus]
  • 18 puppies who couldn’t wait to start snoozing [Barnorama]
  • Wait, Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are back together again?? [Celebitchy]
  • Salma Hayek can barely keep her breasts in her dress [Gceleb]
  • Who did Chris Brown call a “trout mouth bitch”? [StupidCelebrities]
  • Sean Rad, CEO of Tinder, just got swiped left out of his job [The Frisky]
  • The reason Amanda Seyfried lost out on a bunch of roles [IDLYTW]
  • Video of Suge Knight threatening female paparazzi [GossipOnThis]
  • Italian model Sveva Alviti makes every beach prettier [Celebslam]
  • Flying ambulance drones are the future [HiConsumption]
  • Why it takes so long to get over a breakup [Your Tango]
  • Why exercise helps you think better [Fast Company]
  • Selena Gomez using Orlando Bloom to get back at Justin Bieber. Love is confusing [OceanUp]
  • Why Nightcrawler ranks as one of the year’s best movies [Unreality Mag]
  • For some reason, these people thought these tattoos were worth getting [WorldWideInterweb]
  • Drunk guy tries to eat his DWI results [Regretful Morning]
  • Pick your favorite model from the Vogue Fashion Fund Awards red carpet [Moe Jackson]
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