The Blemish » other news Better than a slap to the face Fri, 19 Sep 2014 00:24:27 +0000 en-US hourly 1 The Rest of the Web, Wednesday, 9.17.14 Thu, 18 Sep 2014 01:09:57 +0000 Celebs reveal silly things fans say to them on the street.

  • Candice Swanepoel stripped down to a bikini…just for you! You! A lowly peasant! [Celebslam]
  • Eniko Mihalik gets the pervy Terry Richardson treatment [Gceleb]
  • Guy ordered to pay $5k for taking woman’s virginity. “What a deal!” he shouted [Newser]
  • 13 huge movie plot holes that no one fixed [Caveman Circus]
  • 10 science facts that everyone believes but aren’t true at all [Bro My God]
  • You can never go wrong with a supermodel’s Instagram [Moe Jackson]
  • Why is Ellen Page wearing a cape on this magazine cover?? Weirdo [HollywoodPQ]
  • Ashley Smith lying in bed, waiting just for you (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
  • Revel in these cute celebrity couple Instagram shots. Your life sucks [PopSugar]
  • Would you wanna see this female celeb in True Detective season 2? [Dlisted]
  • Robocop comes down from the mountain [Unreality Mag]
  • Kanye wants Kim to leave her show. The Karda$hians think otherwi$e [Popbytes]
  • Someone is selling a jar of this celebrity’s breath [Starcasm]
  • You’re a guy in your 20s. Here’s what you should know [Uncoached]
  • Shia LaBeouf got a restraining order because of this [Evil Beet]
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The Rest of the Web, Tuesday, 9.16.14 Wed, 17 Sep 2014 01:47:33 +0000 Watch dogs come home still high after surgery.

  • Sara Malakul in see-through mesh will make you dizzy (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • 12 depressing facts about music that’ll ruin your day [Caveman Circus]
  • Photos of Kanye West doing normal things. Yes, he acts human sometimes [Bro My God]
  • Another reason to drink: glow in the dark beer pong [HiConsumption]
  • This Thai woman found a novel and environmental friendly way to kill herself [Regretful Morning]
  • Martha Stewart gave Gwyneth Paltrow a verbal pimp slap [IDLYTW]
  • These pictures don’t dispel the Taylor Swift catlady persona [Moe Jackson]
  • Beach boobs with Kelly Brook [Gceleb]

Awww..Pretty cool wedding proposal.

  • He turned his bull terrier into a fun prop for these photos [Classy Bro]
  • If you have kids, might as well make them your personal toys [DailyoftheDay]
  • See why this season’s Dancing with the Stars may go up in smoke [StupidCelebrities]
  • Mindy Kaling talks about sex with her ex-bf BJ Novak [Celebitchy]
  • Just what everyone wanted, Hollywood’s remaking I Know What You Did Last Summer [Deadline]
  • New music with K. Michelle’s “Love ‘Em All”. This girl’s got attitude [GossipOnThis]
  • 11 OKCupid questions they should ask [The Frisky]
  • Daisy Lowe at Fashion Week. Nice cleavage [Celebslam]
  • What it’s like to be 25, dating and have IBS [Your Tango]
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The Rest of the Web, Monday, 9.15.14 Tue, 16 Sep 2014 00:45:15 +0000 Genius! Homeless guy in NYC uses women for sex and housing.

  • Australian Pizza Hut gave away hamsters and other small animals with their pizzas [DailyoftheDay]
  • Emily Palos gets all wet for you (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
  • If you like blondes, you’ll like Laura Whitmore [Moe Jackson]
  • Funny photos using prosthetics and limbs as props [Bro My God]
  • Demi Lovato poolside in a bikini [Gceleb]
  • Ultimate gold digger. 24-year old Playmate marries 81-year old German billionaire [Dlisted]
  • Paris Hilton bought a $13,000 dog [Celebitchy]
  • Linsday Lohan lies about handling Whitney Houston’s body bag [Popbytes]
  • Ever seen Bigfoot with a new hairstyle? Khloe Kardashian got cornrows [Starcasm]
  • The best Taylor Swift quotes of 2014 [CelebrityToob]
  • Photos to help you recover from Monday [Caveman Circus]
  • Britney Spears not handling her breakup well. Expect a shaved head soon [Evil Beet]
  • Star Wars finale without music is oddly entertaining [Unreality Mag]
  • Food porn that’ll make you gain weight just by looking [The Frisky]
  • 7 things anyone with a father who’s passed on can relate to [Your Tango]
  • Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt on vacation. Brad’s getting doughy [HollywoodPQ]
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The Rest of the Web, Friday, 9.12.14 Sat, 13 Sep 2014 03:07:11 +0000 Mother road rages but actually turns funny in the end.

  • Bet you didn’t think Gwyneth Paltrow loves whips and sex toys [Celebitchy]
  • John Mayer wants Jennifer Lawrence’s booty so he can smell Chris Martin’s penis [Dlisted]
  • Why Courtney Stodden let a 50+ year old man back into her cooch [Starcasm]
  • Guess Ferguson, Missouri gave George Zimmerman an itchy finger [Newser]
  • A damn fine collection of photos [Ned Hardy]
  • Lauren Stoner. Miami. Bikini. Enjoy [Gceleb]
  • End your week with adult star Mia Malkova. She’ll turn you into butter [Caveman Circus]

Kiko Alonso, NFL linebacker, shares a horrible cooking recipe and sounds mentally deficient while doing it.

  • Oliva Munn braless. You can see hard nipples [Celebslam]
  • Explosions make regular GIFs super awesome and funny [Bro My God]
  • Having women draw a penis can be quite scary [The Frisky]
  • Keep an eye on Gone Girl star Rosamund Pike. She could breakout this year [Lainey Gossip]
  • Jessica Alba talking again about how insecure she used to be [Evil Beet]
  • Hey fatty! Read why women prefer you in bed [Your Tango]
  • This guy passed on online dating and did this instead to find a date [DailyoftheDay]
  • Superhero themed beers [Unreality Mag]
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The Rest of the Web, Thursday, 9.11.14 Thu, 11 Sep 2014 23:52:42 +0000
  • Husband dies giving CPR to wife of 60 years. [Starcasm]
  • Nina Agdal’s ass in lingerie will leave you babbling (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • The funniest reasons people gave for breaking up with their significant other [Bro My God]
  • Cara Delevigne got a tattoo on her foot and just guess if it was something stupid [IDLYTW]
  • Kendall Jenner sure knows how to wear short shorts [Moe Jackson]
  • 31 photos prove the human race ain’t so bad [Caveman Circus]
  • What your Instagram life really looks like in real life [E! Online]
  • Irina Shayk on the streets of New York. Thank god for hot weather [Celebslam]
    • Guy can’t even rob a house right. Falls asleep during robbery [Regretful Morning]
    • 31 stock photos to make you say ‘wtf?’ [Radass]
    • 12 glorious shots of round asses [Classy Bro]
    • 30 heartbreaking photos from the 9/11 attack [The Berry]
    • What happens when you step on an old dude’s feet on the subway [GossipOnThis]
    • Oreo pumpkin spice cookies make Halloween much less scary [HiConsumption]
    • 24 truths about food that’ll blow your mind [Leenks]
    • Aaron Carter trying to win Hilary Duff back over Twitter. Weird [Celebitchy]
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    The Rest of the Web, Wednesday, 9.10.14 Thu, 11 Sep 2014 00:34:26 +0000 Here’s why Starbucks baristas always mess up your name.

    • The internet’s greatest ass, Jen Selter, put up more pics [Bro My God]
    • 21 things that the next generation will have no idea about [Caveman Circus]
    • The reasons why Taylor Swift has a feud going with Katy Perry [Dlisted]

    The song “99 Red Balloons” played on 99 red balloons.

    • How Joan Rivers’ doctor and clinic messed up and probably killed her [Starcasm]
    • Maitland Ward can really fill out a bikini [Gceleb]
    • Howard Stern talks about his eulogy at Joan Rivers’ funeral and Hugh Jackman’s song [Evil Beet]
    • Kate Beckinsale always looks cute and classy. Probably a freak in the bedroom [Celebslam]
    • Heidi Klum’s a 40+ year old single person. Would you date this body? [Moe Jackson]

    Ellen Degeneres insert herself into the “Anaconda” video

    • 10 of the laziest movie alien designs [Unreality Mag]
    • You may not need condoms in 3 years [Newser]
    • Traktor Terror is back. Souped up tractors come to destroy (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
    • 6 sports movie characters who need a punch to the face [Uncoached]
    • Kate Perry feels men are intimidated by her [PopSugar]
    • Someone married Adrianne Palicki and her sexy boobs [HollywoodPQ]
    • GQ US snarked about Kim Kardashian’s GQ UK cover [Popbytes]
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    The Rest of the Web, Tuesday, 9.9.14 Tue, 09 Sep 2014 23:46:26 +0000 If college freshmen were honest on move-in day.

    • Alyssa Arce topless and artsy (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
    • Zooey Deschanel turning into a real bitch on the set of The New Girl [Celebslam]
    • Arianny Celeste workin’ her fake titties at a bikini shoot [Gceleb]
    • Jessica Hart’s legs will make you see god [Moe Jackson]
    • Confessions of a gold digger [Your Tango]

    This dude needs a job at your local brewery.

    • Kickstart guy’s goal to build Star Wars Star Destroyer out of 90,000 lego bricks [DailyoftheDay]
    • Nina Agdal always in a bikini but we don’t mind [IDLYTW]
    • 10 best things to bring to a college party [Bro My God]
    • 5 NFL teams to watch based on zodiac signs [The Frisky]
    • How Joan Rivers wanted to be like Beyonce at her funeral [GossipOnThis]

    Training pit bulls to fight. Or run real fast?

    • 15 fascinating facts to make you the life of the party [Caveman Circus]
    • Live in a home hanging on the side of a cliff [HiConsumption]
    • Couple fights off 6 attackers after they touch the girlfriend inappropriately [Regretful Morning]
    • Megan Fox has a new look for you. Do you approve? [Celebitchy]
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    The Rest of the Web, Monday, 9.8.14 Mon, 08 Sep 2014 22:33:40 +0000 Hey cat! That’s not how you drop a deuce!

    • Nina Agdal gave a bit of an upskirt at New York Fashion Week [Moe Jackson]
    • See through Charlotte McKinney photoshoot gives you two reasons to enjoy Monday [Gceleb]
    • Conan O’Brien shares more shocking, leaked celeb photos [DailyoftheDay]
    • Denzel Washington wants people to campaign for him as the new James Bond [CelebrityToob]
    • Seth Rogen has some harsh words for the NFL and the whole Ray Rice incident [Dlisted]
    • Ever been to a vagina party? [Your Tango]

    Meet the neighbors from hell (NSFW).

    • How to flirt without being creepy [The Frisky]
    • Incest and the Sims video game. What’s the relationship? [Kotaku]
    • 10 unconvential ways to open a wine bottle and impress your date (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
    • Are police the real enemies? They don’t just kill people, they steal their money [Boing Boing]
    • 18 amazing foods to eat if you don’t mind heart attacks [Caveman Circus]
    • Kate Upton shows off why her leaked nudes made our day [Bro My God]

    Twerking police officer. This is where someone’s tax dollars are going.

    • Ariana Grande becoming more like Mariah Carey, i.e. diva mode [Celebitchy]
    • This is George RR Martin’s favorite Game of Thrones character [Unreality Mag]
    • What Lindsay Lohan stole this time shows she’s getting smarter [Popbytes]
    • Beyonce did a cartwheel in her bikini to thank all her birthday wishers [Evil Beet]
    • Taylor Swift on the new Rolling Stone. Her personality annoys, but her body kills [HollywoodPQ]
    • 14 ridiculous things overhead at NY Fashion Week [The Berry]
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    The Rest of the Web, Friday, 9.5.14 Sat, 06 Sep 2014 00:55:21 +0000 Diet Racism, when you’re a really subtle racist.

    • Game of Thrones’ Natalie Dormer has a special upskirt moment for you [Celebslam]
    • Check out Brody Jenner’s perfect girlfriend. Blonde and perfect breasts [Hollywood Tuna]
    • Victoria Justice doesn’t look like those leaked pics bother her. Still hot, still going out [Gceleb]
    • Chris Martin still supports Jennifer Lawrence after her leaked pics [Celebitchy]
    • Yes, Claire Danes is aware that she’s annoying when she cries [Evil Beet]
    • Parks and Recreation stars visited an ill fan. Very cool of them [DailyoftheDay]
    • Leo DiCaprio still has that beard. Which means he still has a double chin [Lainey Gossip]

    NBA stars mystified by New Zealand’s pregame dance.

    • What major cities would look like without lights, i.e. during the Zombie Apocalypse [Ned Hardy]
    • The Moto 360 smartwatch is the only one you’ll want [SFC]
    • 3 turn-ons for girls that might help you [The Frisky]
    • There’s a machine that transmits messages from one brain to another [Newser]
    • Jon Gosselin wants a cut of Kate Gosselin’s new show. Because he’s poor [Starcasm]
    • 10 childhood movie scenes that messed with your head [Caveman Circus]
    • Why her sex tryst with a celebrity sucked [Your Tango]
    • Funny bits shows like Arrested Development and Community got past censors [Unreality Mag]
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    The Rest of the Web, Thursday, 9.4.14 Fri, 05 Sep 2014 00:32:51 +0000 Hey, everyone. Maddox is back. This time he’s talking about Spider-Woman’s ass.

    • Mathilde Gohler gives you some good ol’ European titties (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
    • Imagine shoving Leanna Decker’s boobs and butt into your face (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
    • Ryan Seacrest’s an idiot but his money gets him hot girlfriends [Celebslam]
    • Kacy Hill will satisfy your redhead lovin’ desires [Caveman Circus]
    • The best looking car garage you’ll ever see [HiConsumption]
    • Why Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel may divorce [Starcasm]
    • Tom Cruise has his Scientology sights set on this hot Swedish actress [Celebitchy]
    • Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson hates anything anti-Christian [IDLYTW]
    • 19 first-time drunk memories [The Berry]
    • Three former The Bachelor contestants hit up the beach. Who gets your rose? [Moe Jackson]
    • Illinois University’s Gamma Phi Beta sorority give you a reason to visit Illinois [Big10Tens]
    • A collection of perfectly timed freeze frames [SHOTIRN]
    • See why Dwayne Wade & Gabrielle Union paid $5m for their wedding [GossipOnThis]
    • 17 facts you didn’t know about Disney World [Linkiest]
    • Tiny houses worth living in [Leenks]
    • Kim Kardashian plays the victim, blames media for twisting her words [Popbytes]
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