The Blemish » other news Better than a slap to the face Fri, 10 Oct 2014 07:29:53 +0000 en-US hourly 1 The Rest of the Web, Thursday, 10.9.14 Fri, 10 Oct 2014 01:55:04 +0000 Not even a rocket attack can faze this soldier.

  • Kalye Cuoco topless and waiting for you (NSFW) [MakeMyFriday]
  • Hailey Clauson, 19 year model and naked in an art book (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Imagine Chlesea Heath doing this with her legs in bed [Moe Jackson]
  • Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson’s hubby, on tape admitting to transsexual affair [StupidCelebrities]
  • Spanish woman, dwarf, bachelorette party. You’ve gotta read this [Regretful Morning]
  • How to make the world’s best paper airplanes [TAOM]

Shoulder dislocation fun on playgrounds.

  • Celebrity wax statues that came out looking nothing like the celebrities [Radass]
  • Win Halloween this year with one of these 37 awesome costumes [Caveman Circus]
  • Looking at a shark really close-up is kinda cool and scary [Barnorama]
  • 20 photos of the worst candy names ever. Camel balls anyone? [WorldWideInterweb]
  • Hammocks can be a real adventure if you know where to look [HiConsumption]
  • Jennifer Jason Leigh joins cast of Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight [The New Daughter]

Blind man sees for the first time with retinal prosthesis.

  • Has Kylie Jenner had plastic surgery? You decide [IDLYTW]
  • Someone paid $37k for Willie Nelson’s hair. That’s an expensive voodoo doll [CelebrityToob]
  • Sofia Vergara leaving a botox clinic [Celebslam]
  • If you make it out to Broadway, here are 10 shows you must see [Popbytes]
  • Anne Hathaway talks about how everyone hated her during Oscars season [Celebitchy]
  • Shonda Rhimes opens up and dishes on Hollywood [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Former Saturday Night Live castmember Jan Hooks died. Damn [Starcasm]
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The Rest of the Web, Wednesday, 10.8.14 Thu, 09 Oct 2014 00:14:07 +0000 A takeoff on the ‘First Kiss’ video but this time with Spanish porn stars.

  • Jennifer Lawrence loves men who rip farts in her face. Freaky [Dlisted]
  • 38 photos that show why women will live longer than men cuz men do dumb shit [Caveman Circus]
  • Angela Ruiz. Another perfect body to salivate over (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
  • Oh hai there! Meet Garfi the world’s angriest cat [Sick Chirpse]
  • Behati Prinsloo beach shoot and what a little hottie [Gceleb]
  • Adele makes $100k+ per day for shit she sang about 4 years ago [Evil Beet]
  • Ben Affleck and Bill Maher get into it over Islam [PopSugar]
  • One police officer pays it forward to a young mother [Starcasm]
  • Kim Kardashian tries to cover up the day she forgot her baby [Popbytes]
  • Doctor kills wife then self after wedding. Sooo, no honeymoon? [Newser]
  • Robert Downey Jr. recounts the time when Val Kilmer choked on a chicken bone. Fatty [EW]
  • North West has some creepy ass dolls. What are Kim and Kanye thinking?? [Celebslam]
  • 5 childhood movies that deserve reboots [Unreality Mag]
  • Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez must be doing it. They were seen together! [Moe Jackson]
  • Jeff Goldblum gives some info on possible Independence Day sequel [MakeMyFriday]
  • Beyonce, Jay-Z and Blue Ivy take in the Louvre at night [HollywoodPQ]
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The Rest of the Web, Tuesday, 10.7.14 Wed, 08 Oct 2014 01:12:46 +0000 What happens when a train crashes into a semi.

  • Kelly Brooks big-breasted nude selfies. This made our week (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Erin Heatherton, Victoria’s Secret angel, has leaked nudes (Site NSFW) [MakeMyFriday]
  • Take a look at a 1900s brothel menu with price list [The Frisky]
  • Feast your eyes on a Stormtrooper BMW M6 [HiConsumption]
  • Science tells you why friends with benefits doesn’t work out [Your Tango]
  • Kristen Stewart has an annoying personality, but when she dresses up…Daaamn! [Moe Jackson]
  • Not a good day for 7th Heaven stars. One arrested for child molestation, and now this [StupidCelebrities]
  • Bet you never thought little green army men could do this [DailyoftheDay]

Not sure, but this woman looks a bit drunk.

  • How to make a severed leg for Halloween this year [Barnorama]
  • Just how abusive was Sarah Hyland’s boyfriend. Quite abusive [Celebitchy]
  • Paris Hilton starting to look really old. No one outruns Father Time [Celebslam]
  • What happens when goat sacrifices go horribly wrong [Regretful Morning]
  • Video game locations revealed [Unreality Mag]
  • Guns, guns and more guns. Inside a Navy SEAL armory [Caveman Circus]
  • What do dinosaurs and Arianna Grande have in common [Gceleb]
  • For some reason, Megan Fox is still out promoting Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [IDLYTW]
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The Rest of the Web, Monday, 10.6.14 Tue, 07 Oct 2014 01:08:13 +0000 Porn stars give relationship advice.

  • Miley Cyrus topless at a Brooklyn party. How indie [Gceleb]
  • This bikini barely fits Adriana Lima (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
  • A tribute to the good deeds of police officers in this collection of photos [Caveman Circus]
  • Samuel Jackson clowns Kim Kardashian [RhymeswithSnitch]
  • Disgusting texts between child predators and decoy kids [Gawker]
  • Why your wife always have sex when you want it [Your Tango]
  • Adrian Peterson used money from charity for an orgy. So, THAT’S his secret [KissingSuzyKolber]
  • Beats by Dre banned by the NFL [Death and Taxes]

Working in Japan looks fun especially the cream pies to the face

  • Amber Rose jumped off Wiz Khalifa for this guy and who would’ve thunk [Celebitchy]
  • Paralyzed bride gave her guests the surprise of a lifetime [Starcasm]
  • Vanessa Hudgens looking cute as always [Moe Jackson]
  • Hilarious tweets show raps that Lil’ Wayne should be rapping [The Berry]

Throwing your girlfriend’s cat out the window prank. Always a classic.

  • Welcome to Comic Con Russia [DailyoftheDay]
  • Taylor Swift gonna be on The Voice. This just might work [HollywoodPQ]
  • Saturday Night Live made a fake commercial about white people [Dlisted]

6th grade bully picks on a homeless man and learns a lifelong lesson.

  • Times are tough. Nick Jonas trading twitter follows for iTunes sales [Fishwrapper]
  • Twin Peaks coming back to TV [The Frisky]
  • A review of The Simpsons Family Guy crossover [Popbytes]

These two cops couldn’t hold down a suspect…so they give up.

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The Rest of the Web, Friday, 10.3.14 Sat, 04 Oct 2014 01:00:59 +0000 Every Tim Allen grunt from Home Improvement at 25% speed.

  • Mariah Carey sips wine with a straw, goes into trances…and IS SINGLE GUYS!! [Celebitchy]
  • Anna Kournikova doesn’t play tennis anymore, but her body says otherwise [Celebslam]
  • Wanna look down Jessica Alba’s shirt? I bet you do, perv [Gceleb]
  • Chloe Goodman wants you to look at her black lingerie (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
  • This guy’s pushing a huge testicle across the US [Newser]
  • Disturbing new study shows why your kids might look like significant other’s ex [Your Tango]
  • How scammers get free video games before their release. Try it, it might work [DailyoftheDay]
  • Pamela Anderson has a boob slip. That’d be exciting if it was 1997 [GossipCop]
  • If your sense of smell slowly disappears, you just might die soon [PBS]
  • 26 photos that prove cats are jerks [Ned Hardy]
  • 19 photos of offices you wish you worked at [Caveman Circus]
  • Secret menu items and hacks at restaurants including Chipotle and In N’ Out [Lifehacker]
  • Guess what women? You can use potatoes as contraceptives, here’s how [The Frisky]

She got a big ol’ knife to the forehead, but she still could talk.

  • Kobe Bryant taught Kanye some basketball recently in LA [Complex]
  • Leo DiCaprio out of the Steve Jobs biopic. The top contenders to take his place [Screenrant]
  • Joe Biden: Being VP can be a ‘bitch’ [BreitBart]
  • The Rock confirmed for new Baywatch movie. Will he be running in slow-mo? [Lainey Gossip]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow losing control of Chris Martin. Soon, Jennifer Lawrence will win [RadarOnline]
  • A breakdown of the economics behind Adam Sandler’s Netflix deal and why he took it [The Verge]
  • Lyft drivers angry about pay cuts burn their pink moustaches [Vice]
  • 27 year old arrested for sex with a 15 year old and was identified by this tattoo [Starcasm]
  • Selena Gomez admits she can’t handle fame. Maybe stop hanging around the Biebs? [Dlisted]
  • Kendra Wilkinson sticking by Hank Baskett and explains away his transsexual tryst [InTouch]
  • Ex-Secret Service Director, Julia Pierson, sounds like an idiot [WashingtonPost]
  • Classic superhero pinups [Unreality Mag]
  • Derek Jeter just retired. Might as well get married [Fansided]
  • Best and worst celeb looks of the week [Evil Beet]
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The Rest of the Web, Thursday, 10.2.14 Fri, 03 Oct 2014 00:36:02 +0000 Dog eating peanut butter in slow-motion aka why we have the internet.

  • Possible Leighton Meester sex tape pics (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Charlotte McKinney sure can fill out a bathing suit (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
  • 2 female teachers arrested for threesome with student [Caveman Circus]
  • Reon Kadena shows off the joys of busty Japanese models [Celebslam]
  • Weird news: Fish with human teeth caught in Russia [Death and Taxes]
  • Jerry Seinfeld considers this modern show one of the all-time comedy greats [Vulture]
  • Sexy booty shots of girls from the back. They definitely didn’t miss doings squats [Barnorama]
  • What men can learn from other more successful men [TAOM]
  • Killer looking Rolls Royce Ghost Spofec by Novitec [HiConsumption]
  • Adam Sandler and Netflix team up for four new movies [The Verge]
  • Model Carmen Ortega tells the real reason why Jason Derulo split with Jordin Sparks [StupidCelebrities]

This youth football player did like Marshawn Lynch on his epic run.

  • Two-faced lamb born in New Zealand. [NTDWA]
  • The best Russian music video of all time [Classy Bro]
  • Emily Ratajkowski takes her ample assets to Cosmo [IDLYTW]
  • Yvette Nicole Brown’s Shirley not coming back to Community next season [Hitflix]
  • 15 pics of girls getting white girl wasted [Regretful Morning]
  • Get to know WCW’s Bryana Holly [RSVLTS]
  • Lady Gaga still being weird and now she’s infected her dog [Moe Jackson]
  • Jennifer Lopez feels ‘proud’ about Diddy’s comments about her ‘historic’ booty [Starcasm]
  • 25 photos summarizing life’s embarassing moments [The Berry]
  • Chelsea Clinton channels Kate Middleton while leaving the hospital with her newborn [PopSugar]
  • Gillian Anderson said pay disparity at beginning of The X-Files was huge [Celebitchy]
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The Rest of the Web, Wednesday, 10.1.14 Thu, 02 Oct 2014 00:42:59 +0000 The most un-Go Pro video you’ll see today.

At least she wasn’t shot in the back…

  • White woman sues sperm bank after getting black man’s sperm [Newser]
  • The psychology behind Costco’s free samples [The Atlantic]
  • Tracy Morgan’s accident so serious he may never perform again [Dlisted]
  • Beyonce in a white bikini standing randomly in a dark hallway [Starcasm]

Floyd Mayweather gets butt hurt cuz some Jamaican woman hasn’t heard of him

  • Britney Spears extending her residency in Las Vegas, probably cuz she loves the buffets [Popbytes]
  • Lisa Opie & Kristina Sofia. Don’t know who they are, but their bikinis make them fun to ogle [Gceleb]
  • Watch pole dancers in slow motion…slow motion erections..amirite?? (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
  • Boy asks country to turn on porch lights so father can see them shining from heaven [PopSugar]
  • Borat’s girl, Isla Fisher, one hot redhead [HollywoodPQ]
  • Anne Hathaway said fame done gone and fucked her up [Evil Beet]
  • How journalists described the compact disc back in 1982 [Poynter]
  • Adventure Time characters remade into badass characters [Unreality Mag]
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The Rest of the Web, Tuesday, 9.30.14 Tue, 30 Sep 2014 23:54:47 +0000 Playboy Playmate takes multiple food facials like a champ.

  • Emily Ratajkowski topless for Calvin Klein (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
  • Canadian model Heather Marks’ nude selfie. We approve (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • 22 photos to dissuade you from ever having kids [Caveman Circus]
  • How to mess with a grandmother’s head. So cruel [Regretful Morning]
  • She got 1 month in jail for having Spaghetti-O’s [Gawker]

Homemade flamethrower for the win

  • You might feel ill after reading what happened to this child rapist in jail [Opposing Views]
  • The happiest looking mug shot of any bank robber you’ll come across [NTDWA]
  • Jenny McCarthy jealous of cousin Melissa McCarthy’s success [Celebslam]
  • If you’re gonna die, might as well do it in a huge vat of wine [Death and Taxes]

Underwear company commercial with tea bags slapping against women’s faces. So not subtle.

  • Ben Affleck went full frontal in Gone Girl. Out this Friday pervs! [The Frisky]
  • Rihanna might star in the new James Bond. Did they not watch Battleship? [IDLYTW]
  • Do you even yacht? [HiConsumption]
  • Earth lost 50% of its wildlife in 4 decades. That can’t be a good sign [DailyoftheDay]

Here’s a fun way to creep out your friends

  • Jennifer Garner flips out on Matt Damon when he missed Ben Affleck’s Gone Girl premiere [Celebitchy]
  • Model Monika Jagaciak gives you a show in her Victoria’s Secret shoot [Gceleb]
  • Brian Austin Green shares his and Megan Fox’s kid. Dang, he’s cute [StupidCelebrities]
  • The funniest book dedications you’ll see today [Barnorama]

September’s funniest news bloopers

  • David Fincher heading to tv & will direct every episode of Utopia’s first season [Slashfilm]
  • Now that he’s retired, Derek Jeter will have more time to do this [Moe Jackson]
  • Poppin’ mollies with a broken heart [Gumship]

Hong Kong protester catches tear gas cannister in mid-air and throws it back.

  • Amazon’s Transparent is worthy of your attention. Here’s why [Unreality Mag]
  • Go to the gym or drink some wine? Here’s why you should choose the wine [Your Tango]
  • Jordin Sparks and Jason Derulo split up [GossipOnThis]
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The Rest of the Web, Monday, 9.29.14 Tue, 30 Sep 2014 00:39:42 +0000 Korean announcers are to League of Legends what Mexican announcers are to soccer.

  • Summer’s over but not for Anais Zanotti and her bikini body [Moe Jackson]
  • 7-layer pizza cake becomes reality [Neatorama]
  • Strippers gonna strip at football games [Uproxx]
  • 32 ways to make life fun and easy [Caveman Circus]
  • Everyone at Paris’ Fashion Week hates Kanye and Kim, so they did this [Popbytes]
  • Charlotte McKinney and her big ass boobs dressed up as a nurse (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]

Fergie’s back with a new song, “L.A. Love”. Thoughts?

  • Kelly Brook and her bulgy boytoy have called it quits. Now’s the time to strike [Dlisted]
  • Pregnant-looking Jessica Biel hits up Maui [Gceleb]
  • Adam Levine and his new wife Behati Prinsloo make out in new video [HollywoodPQ]
  • How the Apple store cube landed in Manhattan [NY Mag]
  • Why Brad and Angelina missed George Clooney’s wedding [Celebitchy]
  • Amazing doodles on Starbucks’ cups [DailyoftheDay]

Ohio State coach body slams streaker

  • Someone wants to rewrite Harry Potter with prayer instead of magic. Ooook [Unreality Mag]
  • When sexting goes bad [The Berry]
  • John Legend has a new career choice which may surprise you [CelebrityToob]
  • Katy Perry’s newest man [Evil Beet]
  • John Cusack explains why Hollywood’s a ‘whorehouse’ that promotes ‘kiddie porn’ [Starcasm]
  • What it’s like to date someone who abuses you [Your Tango]
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The Rest of the Web, Friday, 9.26.14 Fri, 26 Sep 2014 23:42:57 +0000

This couple has a workout video and they probably had hot sex after filming it.

  • Vanessa Hudgens cameltoe (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Kelly Brook’s boobs about to smash through her shirt [Celebslam]
  • Kim and Kanye headed for divorce. Publicity stunt? [IDLYTW]
  • Girl went undercover to see if females could get happy ending massages [Your Tango]
  • Cats can make any painting look better. Just look at these classics [Ned Hardy]
  • 16 life hacks to make your life easier [Caveman Circus]
  • Woman spreads the word of Jesus and gets groped instead [Regretful Morning]
  • The best way to reheat a pizza [TAOM]
  • Lindsay Lohan can’t defeat Father Time. Her face looks busted [Dlisted]
  • 18 tons of rotten chicken recovered in a parking lot. KFC just came callin’ [Newser]

Exercise ball fails.

  • Only been two months and Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin talk about living together [Celebitchy]
  • Watch tattoos done in slow motion [HiConsumption]
  • Two horny donkeys separated by a conservative politician finally get reunited [The Frisky]
  • Justin Bieber busted his ear drum in a cliff diving accident. Too bad he didn’t bust more [Evil Beet]
  • This man took up breastfeeding to teach women about breastfeeding [Starcasm]
  • Britney Spears got a new ‘do. Her transition to middle-aged mom is complete [Bustle]
  • New Denzel movie comes out. Here’s the 5 most badass Denzel Washington performances [Filmdrunk]
  • 5-year old autistic girl paints amazing drawings [DailyoftheDay]
  • Jump Street sequels we never want to see [Classy Bro]
  • AC/DC’s Malcolm Young admitted to nursing home. Long live rock n’ roll [StupidCelebrities]

Don’t carjack a Russian.

  • Mark Zuckerberg pays kids to hoard parking spaces for construction crews at his home [Valleywag]
  • 10 things you didn’t know about The Simpsons [High Snobiety]
  • Big news: Leonardo DiCaprio joined Instagram. It’s not what you think [Lainey Gossip]
  • The most useless life hacks ever [Barnorama]
  • Stoner trades $160k of diamonds for $20 bag of pot [Gawker]
  • Behati Prinsloo photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret [Gceleb]
  • Janice Dickinison’s selfies remind you that Halloween’s just around the corner [The Berry]
  • Gotham reviewed [Unreality Mag]
  • Paris Hilton down to her lingerie for Instagram (Site NSFW) [Yes Bitch!]
  • Chris Brown doesn’t just beat women, he also has killer b-ball moves [GossipOnThis]
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