The Blemish » other news Better than a slap to the face Fri, 17 Apr 2015 17:30:26 +0000 en-US hourly 1 The Rest of the Web, Thursday, 4.16.15 Fri, 17 Apr 2015 06:08:27 +0000 Road ragin’ dickhead gets a face full of justice.

  • Cleavage and boobs flying every which way [The Chive]
  • Big breasts all up in yo face [Radass]
  • The aging process of Asian women [Barnorama]

This news anchor must’ve smoked weed before going on the air.

Porn stars describe the reactions they got after they revealed their job.

  • The flawless Rachel Williams [RegretfulMorning]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s food stamp experiment just another PR stunt [Celebitchy]
  • Sofia Vergara’s ex wants her embryos [Celebslam]
  • Irina Shayk single and mingling at Vanity Fair party [MoeJackson]

Don’t be drunk and stupid. 1 teen dies because he was just that.

  • 17 bachelors explain life in China [Caveman Circus]
  • Former Sunday school teacher loses kids after naked twister party for teens [Starcasm]

The funniest game show answers ever.

  • Karlie Kloss quit Victoria’s Secret for this [IDLYITW]
  • Nicki Minaj got engaged [GossipOnThis]

Excited baseball fan ruins everyone’s day around him.

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The Rest of the Web, Wednesday, 4.15.15 Thu, 16 Apr 2015 00:16:22 +0000 Women draw the perfect penis.

Dude does a bunch of Robin Williams movie impressions.

Amateurs show off for Playboy.

  • Hump day means lady humps [Radass]
  • Chelsea Handler’s bare ass [Celebslam]
  • One of Mortal Kombat X‘s characters is gay [Gawker]

Kentucky football player sucker punched by Eastern Kentucky player in dorm.

Stolen valor: dude gets belligerent when called out.

  • Here’s what happened to Dana Carvey [Uproxx]
  • Cobie Smulders topless [HollywoodPQ]
  • How to survive a tsunami [Newser]

Brawl in a Brazilian movie theater.

  • David Beckham and daughter have ice cream [Lainey Gossip]
  • Blake Lively’s new full time job…breastfeeding [Evil Beet]
  • Tinder users can now see other’s Instagrams [The Verge]
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The Rest of the Web, Tuesday, 4.14.15 Wed, 15 Apr 2015 13:33:00 +0000 Emily Sears takes over Playboy headquarters.

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The Rest of the Web, Friday, 4.10.15 Sat, 11 Apr 2015 17:19:39 +0000 Bet you wish your house parties were like this.

  • Hot girls and tattoos [Radass]
  • Britney Spears’ disgusting wrinkly stomach [Celebslam]
  • Kim Zolciak-Biermann’s barely legal bikini pics [Starcasm]
  • 22 ways to improve your life right now [Ned Hardy]

When idiots think they know their rights.

  • The Rock’s insane diet [Newser]
  • Charlotte McKinney topless for Hundreds magazine (Site NSFW) [YesBitch!]
  • The best asses from Tumblr [RegretfulMorning]
  • Hannah Ferguson lingerie shoot [GCeleb]
  • Jeremy Renner supposedly into cross dressing [Celebitchy]

Chick on the subway slaps guy for calling her a ‘bitch’.

  • Emma Stone not taking Andrew Garfield break up too hard [Lainey]
  • Chris Hansen crowdfunding ‘To Catch a Predator’ reboot [Death and Taxes]
  • 39 photos summarizing the music festival experience [CavemanCircus]

Near miss traffic crash.

  • Tom Cruise brainwashed by Scientology [EvilBeet]
  • Watch a father punch his 3-year old son [StupidCelebrities]
  • The aftermath of videotaped LA police beating [Newser]
  • 3,000 goldfish taking over Colorado lake [DailyoftheDay]
  • Kanye compares his ego to giant marble table [Dlisted]
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The Rest of the Web, Thursday, 4.9.15 Fri, 10 Apr 2015 05:59:30 +0000 Kids and parents play truth or drink.

  • All the hottest female volleyball players [Radass]
  • Diora Baird Playboy pics never get old (Site NSFW) [Celebs Empire]
  • The sickest lap dance Nicki Minaj’s ever given [GossipOnThis]

Drunk lady in high heels wanders around San Diego freeway.

  • Victoria Justice bikini pics prove you need to follow her [Celebslam]
  • Uma Thurman in her bikini huffing around (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Why Sofia Vergara wants fake boobs [IDLYITW]

Burger King employee threatens customer.

KFC accidentally plays porn video and customer can’t stop laughing.

  • Cool facts about famous things [Barnorama]
  • Facebook comment about girl on girl hug goes viral [Starcasm]
  • Haylie Duff, pregnant, fat and making stupid faces [ImNotObsessed]

Another day, another police beating.

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The Rest of the Web, Tuesday, 3.24.15 Wed, 25 Mar 2015 10:26:44 +0000 Braless soccer video.

  • Bella Thorne bikini pics [GCeleb]
  • Lily Aldridge topless [HollywoodPQ]
  • California lawyer proposes law to shoot gays and lesbians [OMGBlog]
  • Game of Thrones cast celebrate premiere in San Francisco [PopSugar]
  • Dad arrested for doing this to baby’s mouth [Starcasm]
  • Charlotte McKinney backstage at DWTS [Celebslam]

Man tries to take back food he gave to an alligator. Wrong move!

Indian girls talk about masturbation.

  • Federal medical weed ban may end [CavemanCircus]
  • Only two large forests left in the U.S. [Newser]
  • Jay-Z keeping his love child under wraps [Dlisted]
  • Lil Twist, Justin Bieber’s friend, charged with 6 felonies [StupidCelebrities]
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The Rest of the Web, Monday, 3.23.15 Tue, 24 Mar 2015 04:40:22 +0000 Arianny Celeste’s Playboy behind the scenes video shoot.

  • Dianna Agron sideboob [GCeleb]
  • Bras are optional over here [Radass]
  • Turns out ejaculating into a female co-worker’s coffee isn’t a crime [DailyoftheDay]
  • Jessica Nigri, sexy cosplay model (Site NSFW) [YesBitch!]

Front row to drunk driving aftermath.

If all your fav websites and apps went to high school together.

  • Vin Diesel names his girl after Paul Walker. Guess her name? [Celebitchy]
  • Lea Michele’s legs [MoeJackson]
  • This girl died for her addiction to booty shots [Starcasm]
  • Kylie Jenner thinks it’s intimidating to look good all the time [EvilBeet]

Pros and cons of shower sex.

  • Lady Gaga dressed up normal to be a bridesmaid [HollywoodPQ]
  • Candice Bergen really let herself go [Dlisted]
  • Photos guaranteed to make you smile [Ned Hardy]
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The Rest of the Web, Thursday, 3.19.15 Fri, 20 Mar 2015 08:26:57 +0000 Aerobatic pilot scares friends to death.

  • Squishy girls [BroMyGod]
  • Amazing street art from around the world [Caveman Circus]
  • Global warming killing off the resting places of mummies [Barnorama]
  • Minka Kelly has a cameltoe if you squint really hard [Celebslam]

Russian skywalker falls to death.

  • Sexy girls in jean shorts [Radass]
  • Emily Ratajkowski’s cleavage walks around LA (Site NSFW) [PrettyHotandSexy]
  • Rita Ora’s cleavage of the day (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Justin Bieber’s roast turned Selena Gomez into a trainwreck [OceanUp]
  • Jessica Ashley. Two first names, twice as hot [IDLYITW]
  • Charlotte McKinney’s leg and tits prep for DWTS [MoeJackson]

GoPro of friend saving buddy buried alive after avalanche.

  • 19 of the funniest signs in the The Simpsons [RegretfulMorning]
  • Terry Crews: “Millions have died because of male pride” [Celebitchy]
  • How drug dealers got scammed out of $12 million [Starcasm]
  • Raven-Symone ok with comparing Michelle Obama to “Planet of the Apes” [GossipOnThis]
  • Have aliens caused Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ lack of communication? [ImNotObsessed]
  • Katy Perry and John Mayer break up…again [StupidCelebrities]
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The Rest of the Web, Wednesday, 3.18.15 Thu, 19 Mar 2015 06:05:08 +0000 100 years of Korean beauty in 90 seconds.

Jimmy Kimmel’s Lie Witness News catches SXSW music fans in lies.

  • Josie Canseco so fit and toned in her bikini [GCeleb]
  • Mark Wahlberg and his wife’s balcony make out [PopSugar]
  • Jude Law will stick his dick in anything [Celebslam]

Oh nothing, just a dentist taking maggots out of a girl’s mouth.

  • Photo of the girl who Patrick Schwarzenegger was hugging up on [HollywoodPQ]
  • Ivy League admissions are a sham according to Harvard gatekeeper [Gawker]
  • Amanda Bynes ruled slightly less crazy now [Evil Beet]
  • France gonna ban too-thin models. Boo! [Newser]

Moves like Jagger on a treadmill.

  • Teen Mom 2‘s Jenelle Evans’ 911 call[Starcasm]
  • Jessica Simpson’s red carpet appearance: drunk or high? [StupidCelebrities]
  • Annalynne McCord went biking in some weird outfit [MoeJackson]
  • Liza Manelli enters rehab [Dlisted]
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The Rest of the Web, Tuesday, 3.17.15 Wed, 18 Mar 2015 02:45:30 +0000 Seniors v. seniors drinking game. College versus the elderly.

Girl beats down another girl and her little bro for no reason. ‘Murrica!

Rugby player suplexes opponent WWE-style.

  • Madison Pettis booty [OceanUp]
  • Nick Cannon covered up his ‘Mariah’ tattoo with this [Celebitchy]
  • Best low-cut dress: Ashley Judd v. Shailene Woodley [MoeJackson]
  • Scott Disick in rehab [Celebslam]

The creepiest little girls you’ll ever meet.

  • Next vacation destination: Amilla Fushi Resort in the Maldives [HiConsumption]
  • Jimmy Kimmel and Matthew McConaughey’s fake ad for Vulcan video store [StupidCelebrities]
  • Huskies walking around on frozen lakes [Barnorama]
  • Ashley Judd intends to sue Twitter trolls [ImNotObsessed]
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