The Rest of the Web, Wednesday, 10.02.13

Miley does her SNL promos. Sarah Dumont is sexy without her bikini top [GCeleb] 15 fantastic celeb photobombs [Uncoached] Man wants to be eaten, pooped out by large, dominant woman [The Frisky] John Mayer has Katy Perry right where he wants her [Celebslam] Jennifer Lopez has too many meetings to party [Evil Beet] The best onscreen Wonder Woman [UnrealityMag] Johnny Galecki showed off his girlfriend [MoeJackson] Cats have weird pervy things for bras [the CHIVE] Kim Kardashian trying to get Khloe to divorce Lamar [Popbytes] Soccer player can now squirt tea through a hole in his chin [Next Impulse Sports] Claire Sinclair is your new superhero [TheSmokingJacket] Boy needs surgery after hitting puberty at just 18 months old [Newser]