Today’s roundup of the web is brought to you by Nicole Kidman giving Jimmy Kimmel a lap dance.

Jodie Marsh is pretty good at Twitter. Now if only someone could tell her about tap to focus.

You throw like a girl too, Zooey Deschanel. “I am a girl.” This insult never works!

Not sure what’s going on here but Ke$ha looks ridiculous.

Hey, Minka Kelly, you throw like a girl. “I am a girl.” Touche.

“I am Theon Greyjoy!”

Jason Statham is not impressed

For a moment there, I thought Colin Farrell was filming a Scott Stapp biopic.

Steven Seagal is larger than life. Because of doughnuts.