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Today’s News Brought to You by Harrison Ford Inception

50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather make it rain [Bossip] Katy Perry and Tim Tebow? [The Superficial] Chloe Moretz looks older [Lainey] Gemma Arterton covered in blood [Holy Moly] Michele Williams makes Versace look virginal ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Bitchy Women

As suspected, Vodka is a big part of Chelsea Handler’s life. And probably that of her successful dates. [Celebitchy] Lindsay Lohan inks more regret on her body. [Celebslam] Camille Rowe went topless ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Terrible Miley Cyrus Movie

Terrible… just… terrible. Christina Milian shows off her cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna] Common disses Drake in new record. [Bossip] Kim Kardashian sort of responds to Amber Rose. [Celebitchy] Rita Rusic still rockin’ the bikini at ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by All Tina Fey’s Fault

Ever wanted to see Shakira’s bikini ride up her butt? [The Superficial] Russell Brand mocked Katy Perry’s parents. [Yeeeah] JC Chasez saved a baby’s life. [EvilBeet] LeAnn Rimes tweets about her stretch marks ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by What the Huh?

Up above is supposedly Harris Ford watching the Indiana Jones series for the first time. In fact, this may be the first time he’s seen a movie since the 70′s. ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Vinnie Jones Teaching CPR

Chris Brown will not do any interviews in 2012. He mad. [Bossip] Ali Larter is a fantastic mom. [The Superficial] Taylor Swift offered Eponine in Les Miserables. Taylor Swift. [Lainey] Sarah Harding her ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Helpful Snoop

When shooting your roommate goes horribly right. [TDW] Is Cassie playing herself out on Twitter? [Bossip] Angelina Jolie was going to burn her Blood & Honey script if no one liked it. Such ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by DVD Commentary

I should probably be at the beach or something but I prefer the comfort of my room because people scare me. Anyway, if more home videos were like the one above, ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Anne Hathaway Doing the Splits

Sorry for the spotty link outs. I spent 7 hours on the road and I wanted to take a nap. But to make it up, here’s Anne Hathaway doing the ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Serena Williams in a Bikini

Don’t be confused. When I say, “Dat ass!,” while looking at Serena Williams in a bikini, I say it in a scared, frightened sort of way. Kendall Jenner gets her swirl ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin

Here’s Julianne Moore as Tina Fey as Sarah Palin. The basis of this impression is all white people look a like. Angelina Jolie wants more babies in 2012. [Celebitchy] Kris Jenner will ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by the Human Centipede Menorah

Kim Kardashian only went to Haiti for a fashion show. [The Superficial] Vanessa Pradis hit up an ATM. It’s like she doesn’t have a vault full of money at home. [Lainey] For ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Titans

Rooney Mara called her Law & Order: SVU role as a fat rape victim as ridiculous in an interview with Allure. Now she’s trying to backpedal claiming her quote was taken ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by the Kardashian Kristmas Kard

As a bonus, it’s the Dark Knight Rises trailer below. It’s not the prologue but it’s just as good. Sharni Vison is in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna] Meet Kim Jong-Il’s successor: Mini-Kim Jong-Il. [Bossip] Kevin ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to ‘You by Jack the Giant Killer’

From About a Boy to Skins to this? Um, ok. Etta James is terminally ill. [Bossip] Jesse James and Kat Von D are handling their breakup like adults. Really irrational adults. [Celebslam] Tom Cruise wants ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Old People

Yea, there’s another Expendables movie. Angelina Jolie doesn’t understand why gossip rags want to talk about her. She’s so innocent, tee-hee. [Celebitchy] Ali Lohan is now 60 lbs. Will now fit into Lindsay ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘The Dictator’

Anderson Cooper fangirls over Angelina Jolie. [Lainey] R. Kelly now offering luxury cruises. Full urine services included. [Holy Moly] Angelina Jolie does not want to settle. [Celebitchy] Miranda Kerr is unclothed. [Hollywood Rag] Miss ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Rock of Ages

Why, hello, Tom Cruise. Kobe is not happy with the Lakers. [Bossip] Matt Damon gets the GQ treatment. [Celebitchy] Ashley Greene is a good sister. [Celebslam] Daisy Lowe “naked” by Mari Sarai (Site NSFW) ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’

A new poster for the Andrew Garfield starring Spider-Man reboot is up. It’s a shadow of a big spider. Eeee. Kill it! Kill it! Someone better start putting bikinis on Victoria Justice. ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Brooklyn Decker at the UNICEF Ball

Marc Anthony whined like a baby when J.Lo brought her new boy toy to work. [Celebitchy] Gwen Stefani’s wax statue is petty accurate. [The Superficial] Elisha Cuthbert should have stripped down to ... Read More »