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Today’s News Brought to You by Trailers

Lucy Pinder’s massive breasts spill out. [Hollywood Tuna] Chris Brown gave his girlfriend a $175k car? [Bossip] Why does LeAnn Rimes always look so sleepy? [Celebitchy] Katrina Bowden shows up for the premiere ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by the Handsome Jon Hamm

Jon Hamm says he’ll never be a Ryan Gosling. Stop it. You’re so handsome. [Celebitchy] It’s true. Courtney Stodden is becoming the new Heidi Montag. [The Superficial] 98 Degrees members need money ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs

Listen to Michelle Duggar, she knows a lot about this overpopulation stuff. [Celebitchy] Eva Longoria is keeping busy by banging other dudes. [Celebslam] Thor’s little brother almost killed him with a throwing ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a ‘Total Recall’ Teaser for the Trailer

The Total Recall remake will be PG-13 which means no triple tits. At least there’s Kate Beckinsale’s ass. The sudden surge of Alicia Silverstone news can be attributed to that video of ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Kendall Jenner in a Bikini

Well… hopefully all this server stuff got sorted out. Of course, right when I say that, I’m probably going be hit with a 24hr outage this time. This guy claims to ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Clip from ‘Cabin in the Woods’

Ashley Tisdale went back to being boring. [Hollywood Tuna] A Dark Knight wannabe in a Batmobile Lambo got pulled over by the real cops. [Bossip] It must suck being called being the ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a NSFW ‘Cosmopolis’ Teaser

Up top: NSFW Cosmopolis teaser starring Robert Pattinson. Immortals Contest: If you missed the contest, sorry, it’s over, but the winners will be announced Monday. Don’t worry, another contest will be up soon. ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Abe Lincoln

Remember when you learned about this 8ft tall vampire hunter/slave freer named Abe Lincoln in school? Now see his biopic on the big screen. Deena from Jersey Shore got a new face. ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Mocking Katy Perry

To be fair, straddling a human-sized razor blade does seem pretty fun. It’s already Wednesday. I know what you’re thinking. Why haven’t I entered the Immortals contest yet? The new server had a ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Lana Del Rey’s New Single

Mm, yea, dude with forehead tattoo. Stick those fingers in my mouth. Deeper. I said, deeper! Contest reminders: Win Immortals on DVD here. Win Game of Thrones on BluRay here. Sean Penn isn’t always ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’

I’m still working out the kinks in the server so please excuse the random slowness. Arianny Celeste has old school cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna] Khloe Kardashian being bitchy to the other Dallas “basketball ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by the Revival of ‘Punk’D’

If you’re wondering why this site has been going up and down the past few days, it’s because we’re moving to a new server. A faster one. One that’s not ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Vintage Quentin Tarantino

Drake’s alleged lover speaks out. [Bossip] Coco’s not done showing her ass yet. [The Superficial] Ryan Gosling may have a doppelganger running around. [Lainey] Tom Hardy sort of looks like Matthew McConaughey here or maybe ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Jake Gyllenhaal the Serial Killer

Contest reminder: The Immortals DVD contest is still running and will be until next Friday. Get your entries in. Also, if you’re a fan of The Game of Thrones, our sister site ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by the Breaking Dawn Part 2 Teaser

Squeals, “Ahhhh.” *Punches self in face* Some girl named Micaela Schaefer stepped out in public in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna] Rihanna’s pastor cares more about her than her own father. [Bossip] French actress ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Snowboarding Opossum

I just don’t. What? Seeing Kristen Stewart in a dress is like seeing a lion ride a motorcycle. Unnatural. [Celebitchy] It’s good that Mila Kunis is working out. I wouldn’t want her ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Megan Fox’s Giant Banana

Megan Fox scared by large, phallic objects? Ya know, I don’t think this relationship is going to work out. Robert Pattinson has been calling and texting Katy Perry every day since ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by

Community. It’s coming! Maybe this will get everyone to stop passing that KONY 2012 link around. [TDW] Kim Kardashian spends her days balding in Paris. If you were Kanye and Jay-Z, you ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Oprah Interviewing Whitney’s Daughter

Bobbi Kristina just wants to know how much weed she can buy after doing this. Jennifer Lawrence is sick of these young girls with diets. And figures. And and and. [Celebitchy] With ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘MIB:3′

Up top: It’s unnerving how well Josh Brolin plays a young Tommy Lee Jones. Kris Humphries still thinks Kim Kardashian should return all those wedding gifts. [Bossip] Lea Michele calls kissing Ashton Kutcher ... Read More »