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Today’s News Brought to You by a Larger Version of Lindsay Lohan’s Cover

This Toddlers & Tiaras mom brings her kids to drag shows so they can learn to be fierce though I think private lessons with Beyonce would be a lot less ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Panda in Business Class

And, yes, I know this picture is fake. But it’s awesome and I’m going to keep believing it’s real. Uh oh, Stacy Keibler may have just scared George Clooney away. [Lainey] Bradley ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Justin Bieber Steampunk

NASA found aliens. Maybe. [Bossip] Dianna Agron covers Nylon with a tribute to Twiggy. [Celebitchy] Paris Hilton needs two phones. One to seem important, the other to play Angry Birds on. [Celebslam] Lindsay ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Sit Down and Shut Up

It’s supercut time! Holly Madison has her own Golden Globes. [Hollywood Tuna] Adele’s first tweet is about Baby Bump Beyonce. [Bossip] Kate Gosselin and her new face run the Las Vegas marathon. [Celebitchy] Amber ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by John Carter

Casper Smart is sending tweets about J.Lo now. [The Superficial] Selma Blair talks about post-partum hair-loss. Another reason not to get pregnant. [Celebitchy] Why, hello, Alessia Piovan. [Celebslam] Demi Moore denies dating lotion ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Bieber and Mariah

Michael Buble can hold a grudge against Simon Cowell. [Celebitchy] Leonardo DiCaprio is heartbroken. [Celebslam] Want to see what Demi Moore’s rebound looks like? [The Superficial] Why, hello, Kaley Cuoco. [CityRag] Jessica Alba in ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Dog Man

Not only did Jerry Sandusky rape little at-risk boys, but he also beat one of them over 100 times. [Bossip] Hugh Jackman’s wife says he’s totally not gay. [The Superficial] Daniel Craig ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Katherine Heigl’s Ball Hating Self

Katherine Heigl hates balls. Which explains how she developed the uncanny ability to make any set shrivel with just one look. Will Brad Pitt win Best Actor at the Oscars? [Celebitchy] The ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Megan Fox’s Armani Ad

This ad is so classy my monocle almost popped out. Say hi to Sofia Vergara’s cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna] Terrell Owens now tweeting to pay the bills. [Bossip] J.Lo took her kids and 24-year-old ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘Community’

Vanessa Simmons and her pretty party girl posse get slizzy. I don’t know what any of those words mean. [Bossip] Even Miley thinks her tattoos are retarded. She was seen leaving ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Fenton or Benton

That Fenton. Always getting into some sort of trouble. Bad news. The NBA lockout has caused Escort Services profits to go down. [Bossip] Jeremy Renner covers Details, loves his French bulldog, flips ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Jennifer Lopez at the American Music Awards

Jennifer Lopez’s performance at the American Music Awards was just a five minute Fiat commercial. Also, I didn’t notice this until I read the comments but… Pitbull’s bulge. Was he in ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Regis Philbin Falling Down

To celebrate Regis Philbin’s last appearance on Live! With Regis and Kelly, here he is falling off a scooter at David Letterman last night. Omarion claimed that he didn’t believe in ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by the Other ‘Snow White’

Sarah Michelle Gellar doesn’t own a scale, will eat chocolate cake. [Celebitchy] Ryan Gosling is good people. [Celebslam] Letting a baby near Lady Gaga is probably a bad idea. [The Superficial] 13 strange ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Katy Perry Miming on a Flute

Katy Perry can’t play the musical flute but she sure can play the skin flute. High five! Panda poop tea prevents cancer. Story at 11 or, um, at this link. [Bossip] This ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Britney Spears Interlude

Britney Spears filmed a music video for Marilyn Manson’s “Sweet Dreams” to use as an interlude for her tour a couple years ago. Here it is. Is it just me ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Rita Rusic in a Bikini

Don’t know who Rita Rusic is? Join the club. Coco drops massive tanned cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna] Herman Caine said god told him to run for president. Well… that settles it. [Bossip] George Clooney ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by R. Kelly Telling You to Shut Up

Kris Humphries is threatening to expose Kim Kardashians’ fake padded ass. No, really. He says Kim uses pads for her ass. [Celebitchy] Katy Perry won’t mind popping kid after kid if ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Zooey Deschanel’s Big Hair

Chloe Sevigny would rather Snooki wear her clothing line than Nicky Hilton. Snooki? The lesser of two evils? Whaa? [Celebitchy] Here’s Sofia Vergara. Bending over. In a low cut dress. Why ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Christmasy Bieber

George Clooney lost his virginity to a rope and really loves fart jokes. [The Superficial] Mariah Carey loses weight (70 lbs)  and has to be lowered onto Rosie’s stage. [Lainey] Here’s Dannii ... Read More »