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“2012″ and time wasters

How bad is this movie going to be? Eddie Cibrian files for divorce, heads to Mexico with LeAnn Rimes. [Popeater] Kate Gosselin and her animal head does Larry King. [The Superficial] Jenna Jameson ... Read More »

Morning time wasters brought to you by the undead Michael Jackson

You see that? That’s Michael Jackson getting out of the coroner’s van. He lives! Chicken fried hot red pants (Britney Spears for the uninitiated). [Lainey] Denise Richards took time out of her ... Read More »

Plus sized models and time wasters

I get why people are in love with this whole Glamour plus sized model thing, I do, but this girl is 5’11”. Most fatties are like 5’2” and 180 lbs. ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Anyone who puts Paris Hilton in a show or movie and doesn’t kill her off in 5 minutes is a failure in my book. [Lainey] Katy Perry and Taylor Swift has ... Read More »

“Inception” and time wasters

Brad Pitt’s rep denies he ever bashed Tom Cruise’s Valkryie. Says he’s never even seen it so he wouldn’t know how bad it really is. [Popeater] You know you’ve become a ... Read More »

“Youth in Revolt” and time wasters

Jeremy Piven was a big douche on MTV Canada. Asked to tweet all over interviewers twitties. [Lainey] Amy Winehouse is back and no one cares. At least I don’t and that’s ... Read More »

Time wasters

I combined the morning and afternoon time wasters for today. I know this puts a strain on our relationship, but I hope you can forgive me. Criss Angel shows Peopeater a ... Read More »

“The Wolfman” and time wasters

OctoMom bashes Gosselin’s tummy tuck. Hmm, a little hypocritical aren’t we? [Popeater] Tweetlejuice, Tweetlejuice, Tweetlejuice [College Humor] Cassie’s got crazy hair. [Drunken Stepfather] Stephen Moyer shall now be known as the meter man. ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Did anyone else laugh when Jay-Z, pretending to be hard, kept on saying “Wassup!” in the beginning? I hope that’s the reaction he was going for. Chris Brown is happy, smiling. ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Criss Angel is the best magician he can be which is sad if you think about it. [Popeater] Jon Gosselin is tired of Kate running his life. Wants his own reality ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Renee Zellweger relaxes her SnapFace. [Lainey] Amanda Seyfried is on set. [INO] Johnny Knoxville is pregnant again. [ASL] Victoria Beckham is the mad hatter. [Holy Moly] Rachel Hunter’s unfortunate throat bloat. [Hollywood Rag] That’s not ... Read More »

Mischa Barton is coordinated and time wasters

It’s common for fatties to easily lose their balance. J. Lo isn’t the same since twin’s birth. Bitchier? [Popeater] DiCaprio is on the hunt. [Bossip] Janice Dickinson thinks she’s a supermodel. [Drunken Stepfather] Hailey ... Read More »

“New Moon” and time wasters

Pray for a quick death. Tom Cruise doesn’t want to be the short one. [Lainey] Tyra Banks to strip down to her real hair. [ASL] What Nicole Kidman has to do with Project ... Read More »

“Law Abiding Citizen” and time wasters

I’m kind of disappointed. I thought this movie would be about an every man following the rules. Gerard Butler doesn’t do this at all. In fact, he does the exact ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

We’ll see what Gwyneth has to say about this. Leo DiCaprio is shooting Inception. Will probably be awesome. [Lainey] Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens to wed? [ASL] Lily Allen is a big baby. ... Read More »

“Gentleman Broncos” and time wasters

The 10 best Jack Nicholson vacation photos ever. [Popeater] Regis tells Kate Gosselin he’s positive she’ll get back with Jon. Kate gives Regis the wonky eye. [The Superficial] Barack Obama interviewed by ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Victoria Beckham looking hideous. [Lainey] Jerry O’Connell is going back to school. Law school. Dun dun dun. [ASL] Brooke Hogan of all people says Beyonce should take a break and have babies. ... Read More »

Family Guy’s abortion script and time wasters

Part 2 and Part 3. Guitar icon, innovator Les Paul died at 94 today. [Popeater] Beyonce and Eva Longoria are gay swirlin’. [Bossip] Pixie Lott stages some not bikini pictures. [Drunken Stepfather] Charlize Theron ... Read More »

“The Invention of Lying” and time wasters

Ashley Judd is acting the diva at Harvard. [Lainey] Kat Von D looks a lot better without tattoos. [The Superficial] Tori Spelling still looks haggard. [INO] Hayden Panettiere has it all figured out. ... Read More »

“Legion” and time wasters

Simon Cowell is worth 4.5 Paulas. [Popeater] If you want to get into Mila Kunis’ pants, don’t ask her about Ashton Kutcher. [The Superficial] Rihanna and her boring slutty dress. [Drunken Stepfather] Guess ... Read More »