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“Astro Boy” and time wasters

Chicken fried with a busted ass weave. [Lainey] Someone tried to sell Joel Madden a baby. [INO] LaToya Jackson is cashing in now that Michael’s death has given her some relevancy. [ASL] Guy ... Read More »

Kim Karadshian goes blonde and time wasters

Which reality show is Paula Abdul going to jump to? [Popeater] Kim Kardashian should have asked for some Photoshop on her thighs. [Bossip] Vanessa Hudgens has nice legs. [Drunken Stepfather] Jon Gosselin was ... Read More »

Heath Ledger’s last movie trailer and time wasters

Christina Ricci has a nice body. [Lainey] Milo Ventimiglia is shirtless, bloody. That’s the last time Hayden Panettiere ever talks back to him. [ASL] Jessica Simpson talks about Japanese earthquake. Not sure ... Read More »

Why you should look forward to “Kick-Ass” and time wasters

People say Janet Jackson is eating like no tomorrow. But that’s okay. She’ll just take steroids again to slim down. [Bossip] Is it any wonder that Robert Pattinson was loved at ... Read More »

“Dorian Gray” and time wasters

How to be gross featuring Ed Westwick. [Lainey] Cameron Diaz was at the Teen Choice Awards in all her ugly glory. [ASL] Channing Tatum used to dance half naked on stage as ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Self magazine “touched up” Kelly Clarkson’s cover photo. By touched up, I mean they spent 45 hours in Photoshop editing out her fat. [Popeater] Ashton Kutcher defies God’s will, escapes death. ... Read More »

New “Where the Wild Things Are” and time wasters

I can’t get past James Gandolfini as the voice. It feels like he’ll execute the kid at any second. Kanye is… smiling? [Lainey] No word on why Spencer or Heidi were at ... Read More »

“The vampire’s Assistant” and time wasters

Tom Sizemore, who I swear used to act, was arrested for domestic violence. [Popeater] Bossip asks a valid question. Why would little girls need to play with dolls that need to ... Read More »

“The Lovely Bones” and time wasters

Drew Barrymore and the Mac guy kissed on a boat. For a movie. [Lainey] Angelina Jolie on the can, double breastfeeding. [The Superficial] Jimmy Fallon gives Paula Abdul positive reinforcement. [INO] Alex Rod ... Read More »

Henry Rollings featuring the Techno Viking and time wasters

I have no idea what the hell is going on here. Just a note, if you think some of the posts are being written by someone else, you’re probably right. ... Read More »

I need to move here and time wasters

Now that Leonardo DiCaprio is single for real, he’s bringing back the Pussy Posse. [Lainey] Heidi Klum won’t use girdle machines to lose baby weight. 1. Because they don’t work. 2. ... Read More »

Heath Ledger directed this and time wasters

Heath Ledger directed this Modest Mouse video for King Rat before he died. Illustrations by Terry Gilliam. Popeater provides the alternative to the Megan Fox ban. 24/7 Megan Fox! Kind of. ... Read More »

“Blindside” and time wasters

Nikki Reed is hitting up Paris Hilton’s discarded Paris Latsis. Warn the CDC. [Lainey] Brooke Hogan releases a bomb. Sucks at music, life. [ASL] Lily Allen and Wade Oats have PDA. [INO] Everyone ... Read More »

Tiger Woods is not impressed and time wasters

Get the Flash Player to see this content. Tiger Woods let one rip at the Buick Open over the weekend. It’s not clear if this is how he won the tournament, ... Read More »

Watch Seth Rogen fail and time wasters

It took 9 hours to make Britney blonde again. [Lainey] Dev Patel and Freida Pinto are still keeping it on the DL. [ASL] Jennifer Lopez feeds Marc Anthony his dessert for the ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Ashley Tisdale says kissing Zac Efron was weird and awkward. Probably not as awkward as Zac Efron drawing stubble on her beforehand though. [Popeater] Mischa Barton’s 5150 was the best thing ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

George Clooney’s latest girlfriend was a porn star? [Lainey] Katie Holmes practices her O face. [ASL] Britney Spears is going to buy her daddy a restaurant. Will place golden arches above it. ... Read More »

“The Fantastic Mr. Fox” and time wasters

A 53-year-old superfan was arrested on the set of Miley Cyrus’ new movie. Wanted to “fucking be with Miley”. [Popeater] Kanye West and Amber Rose are partying it up. [Bossip] Rihanna is ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Tom Cruised glamors Judd Apatow. Apatow vows to work with him. [Lainey] Shia LaBeouf’s fans are GD crazy. [The Superficial] Courtney Cox films for Cougar Town in which, hopefully, she’s eventually attacked ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Tiffany Amber Thiessen is too busy for Jimmy Fallon, but not the cover of PEOPLE. A trainer says Madonna’s workouts are unhealthy. You mean having arms resembling the gnarled branches of ... Read More »