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Worst Viral Ever and Time Wasters

Fox bombed on this viral video for I Love You, Beth Cooper. [Gawker] Snoop Dogg ends his rap war with.. Tray Deee. [Bossip] Top 10 bizarre MJ stories on the web. [Popeater] Geri ... Read More »

“the Book of Eli” And Time Wasters

Gary Oldman was the hottest bitch at Comic-Con. [Lainey] Rachel McAdams films with… 50 Cent? [ASL] Josh Grobin now owns Katy Perry’s left breast. [INO] This is Brooke Hogan trying to be sexy. ... Read More »

“Ninja Assassin” And Time Wasters

Ninja + Assasin = Profit? Mel B’s face is melting. The plastic, it does not last! [Bossip] Olivia Munn had a lot of outfits for Comic-Con. None of which I saw because ... Read More »

“Tron Legacy” And Time Wasters

Gwyneth Paltrow would not approve. [Lainey] Nick Lachey has just enough fame left to score another blonde. [ASL] You can find Eva Mendes at Macy’s. [INO] Ciara is toned. [Hollywood Rag] Katherine Heigl on ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Ahhh, SQUEL, New Moon. Squeeeal. That’s pretty much the gist of this whole video. The story of Michael Jackson’s secret kid. [Popeater] Adrian Grenier’s penis smells rank. [The Superficial] Michelle Williams looks sickly ... Read More »

MacGyver’s Been Keeping Something From Us and Time Wasters

Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart hit up Comic-Con. Those tweens camped out over night for this turning that place into a living hell. [Lainey] Gwen Stefani’s abs are back. [ASL] Eva Longoria ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Jon and his new Kate were hanging out with Michael Lohan? The douche is strong with this one. [Popeater] Michael Jackson’s alleged son can dance and rap. [Bossip] Milla Jovovich is a ... Read More »

“Live Hard, Sell Hard” And Time Wasters

It’s Slumdog love in NYC. [Lainey] Fashion designers beware. Kiefer Sutherland’s charges have been dropped. [The Superficial] Now way I’m going to believe Nick Lachey picked up five girls. [INO] Lily Allen is ... Read More »

Twitter Explained by Kevin Spacey and Time Wasters

O’Neal talks about Farrah Fawcett’s final moments. [Popeater] Kendra Wilkinson of all people feels bad for Gosselin kids. [The Superficial] When does Bai Ling not show off skin? [Drunken Stepfather] Bride Kesha Nichols ... Read More »

“I Love You Phillip Moris” And Time Wasters

Angelina Jolie flies commercial? My world has been turned upside down. [Lainey] Russell Brand is on set. Looks like a pauper magician. [INO] Who’s giving upskirt? [ASL] Leona Lewis rescues a bunny from ... Read More »

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Don’t you hate it when the chick you’re banging doesn’t make any noise? Oh, whew. Simon says Paula will be back on American Idol. I don’t think I could have watched ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

Kate Hudson and A-Rod must be serious. He’s giving her kid piggyback rides. [Lainey] Lindsay Lohan thought Sam Ronson and Drea De Matteo were on a date. Prepare for psycho bitch. ... Read More »

Andrew W.K. Gives Good Interview and Time Wasters

Brooke Hogan takes a stab at her mom on her upcoming album. I’d hate my mom too if I looked like Brooke Hogan. [The Superficial] Akon is on his 6th kid. ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

Joseph Gordon Levitt doesn’t want to be associated with this shit. [Lainey] American fans hate David Beckham. [ASL] Of course RDJ says Ron Man 2 is horny. [INO] David Batista probably yelled at ... Read More »

Vanessa Bryant Should Find a Dress That Fits and Time Wasters

Take it from Samantha Ronson. There are easier ways to look like a boy. It’s the Hoff’s birthday so get drunk and eat a hamburger for him. [Popeater] Criss Angel should be ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

That dude from Entourage and that chick from Twilight. Together at last? [Lainey] Kim Kardashian lost her passport. Hopefully this means she’ll never come back. [ASL] Bar Refaeli loves to clean her ... Read More »

White Girls Doing Bill Cosby and Time Wasters

Oooo, you mean impressions. Yea, I knew that. Selma Blair used to play younger roles because of her “little pudgy face,” but now she’s going to play a strung out heroin ... Read More »

“Sherlock Holmes” And Time Wasters

Ha ha. Everybody point and laugh. Katherine Heigl didn’t get nominated for an Emmy. [Lainey] You’re not going to believe this, but Jessica Simpson’s dad ruined her relationship with Tony Romo. ... Read More »

Michael Jackson’s Hair on Fire and Time Wasters

Back in 1984, Michael Jackson was doing takes for a Pepsi commercial when on the sixth one, pyrotechnics went off too early and set his hair on fire. Michael ended ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

Justin Timberlake is about as threatening as a kitten curled up in front of a fire. [Lainey] Surprise! Katherine Heigl thinks highly of herself. Who saw that one coming? [INO] In other ... Read More »