Zooey Deschanel is hot and talented and hot. Ben Gibbard can kiss my ass. [Popeater]
Kim Kardashian, Khloe and Reggie Bush are in South Africa. Khloe has 8 hours to start ...
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Karl Lagerfield surrounded by youth and beauty. Plans to abduct them into his hideout in the mountains. Will stroke his white cat while he watches them try to escape. [Lainey]
Mark ...
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Kim Kardashian, Reggie Bush and Khloe Kardashian are leaving America. Traveling deep into the Amazon, they will set Khloe free to be with her own kind. [Bossip]
LaToya Jackson believes Michael ...
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The Beckhams are back in Hollywood and is that Victoria Beckham with no makeup? ZOMG. For some reason I was expecting her to look more lizard-like. [Lainey]
Although Bruno came ...
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Mech suits. They have mech suits!
Lady GaGa bankrupt & homeless. We may never see her wear a disco ball or shoot fireworks from her nipples ever again. [Popeater]
Lily Allen must ...
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That guy is in everything.
Lainey: Miley Cyrus is high fashion jail bait
ASL: Brad Pitt’s Moneyball was canned because people hated it, but since he’s freaking Brad Pitt, they’ll turn around. ...
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Best proposal ever? They’re probably going to get divorced in a year.
Bossip: Bow Wow is either suicidal or an attention whore
Drunken Stepfather: David Hasselhoff likes them young
Celebslam: Everyone hates Audrina
Celebitchy: ...
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Lainey: Who’s Katie Holmes yelling at?
INO: Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson to adopt?
ASL: Emma Watson: “COLLEGE!”
The Superficial: Britney Spears popping diet pills before shows
Hollywood Rag: Ashlee Simpson is working on ...
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Bossip: Bill O’Reily says MJ wasn’t a black icon because of his bleached skin
Drunken Stepfather: Megan Hauserman and her trashy everything
Popeater: Jackson’s addictions aided by Liz Taylor?
Asylum: Wallet stolen in ...
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Lainey: It’s Malfoy
INO: Jason Bateman does Details
ASL: Robert Pattinson talks Zac Efron
WIMB: Kelly Osbourne didn’t call Lady Gaga a butterface
Holy Moly: What the hell?
Yeeeah: Michael Jackson’s private parts
CNW: Anna Paquin ...
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Bossip: Serena Williams and her Diesel Cakes in NYC
Drunken Stepfather: Steffi Graf is in a bikini
The Superficial: Mena Suvari wore two bikinis
Celebslam: Sharon Stone is an angel
Celebitchy: Blake Lively has ...
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Lainey: It’s the chosen one!
ASL: Ryan Reynolds and his cellophane speedo
INO: Kendra Wilkinson will be a strict mom. No flashing your tits unless you get a free t-shirt out of ...
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Bossip: Drake and BET are sorry. Lil’ Wayne, not so much
Drunken Stepfather: Ashley Tisdale is slutting it out
The Superficial: Chris Brown hooks up with Kanye’s ex
Asylum: 5 best movie shootout ...
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Lainey: Diddy’s white party is no longer cool
ASL: Shia LaBeouf and Ray Romano tie at the box office
INO: Another child for Kelly Ripa?
Holy Moly: Heather Mills needs help
Hollywood Rag: Britney ...
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Bossip: Gary Coleman’s wife beat his ass
Drunken Stepfather: Katie Price’s non-existent ass in short shorts
The Superficial: Bianca Gascoigne does the bikini thing
Holy Taco: Girls getting wedgies
Asylum: Stars and stripes bikinis ...
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Lainey: Katie Holmes has turned into Josh Hartnett
ASL: Zac Efron gets a new haircut
INO: Eva Longoria and Tony Parker tour France on a bike
Hollywood Rag: Rihanna will do her own ...
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This scene has been redubbed so many times, but whatever, this is the one where Hitler finds out Michael Jackson died.
Bossip: Michael’s estranged wife comes out of the woodworks
Drunken Stepfather: ...
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Lainey: Lohan’s crack tweets vs Justin Timberlake?
INO: Kelly Rowland isn’t ready to find her biological father
Hollywood Rag: Lindsay Lohan is better after some work
ASL: Hilary Swank and Jeffrey Morgan are ...
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Sadly, this doesn’t refer to that box.
Bossip: Dominatrix pictures of Dawn and Que
Drunken Stepfather: Beyonce gets wet
Popeater: Vanessa Williams uses fashion, botox to help women
Asylum: Air sex championships take dry ...
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Nothing to see here folks.
Lainey: There’s a common link between Bradley Cooper’s dinner dates
INO: Sienna Miller isn’t mad
ASL: A bloodied and bruised Robert Pattinson on set
WIMB: Borat ripped off Pauly ...
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