The Blemish

'other news' Posts

Afternoon time wasters

Jon and his new Kate were hanging out with Michael Lohan? The douche is strong with this one. [Popeater] Michael Jackson’s alleged son can dance and rap. [Bossip] Milla Jovovich is a ... Read More »

“Live Hard, Sell Hard” and time wasters

It’s Slumdog love in NYC. [Lainey] Fashion designers beware. Kiefer Sutherland’s charges have been dropped. [The Superficial] Now way I’m going to believe Nick Lachey picked up five girls. [INO] Lily Allen is ... Read More »

Twitter explained by Kevin Spacey and time wasters

O’Neal talks about Farrah Fawcett’s final moments. [Popeater] Kendra Wilkinson of all people feels bad for Gosselin kids. [The Superficial] When does Bai Ling not show off skin? [Drunken Stepfather] Bride Kesha Nichols ... Read More »

“I Love You Phillip Moris” and time wasters

Angelina Jolie flies commercial? My world has been turned upside down. [Lainey] Russell Brand is on set. Looks like a pauper magician. [INO] Who’s giving upskirt? [ASL] Leona Lewis rescues a bunny from ... Read More »

This post brought to you by tortoise sex

Don’t you hate it when the chick you’re banging doesn’t make any noise? Oh, whew. Simon says Paula will be back on American Idol. I don’t think I could have watched ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Kate Hudson and A-Rod must be serious. He’s giving her kid piggyback rides. [Lainey] Lindsay Lohan thought Sam Ronson and Drea De Matteo were on a date. Prepare for psycho bitch. ... Read More »

Andrew W.K. gives good interview and time wasters

Brooke Hogan takes a stab at her mom on her upcoming album. I’d hate my mom too if I looked like Brooke Hogan. [The Superficial] Akon is on his 6th kid. ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Joseph Gordon Levitt doesn’t want to be associated with this shit. [Lainey] American fans hate David Beckham. [ASL] Of course RDJ says Ron Man 2 is horny. [INO] David Batista probably yelled at ... Read More »

Vanessa Bryant should find a dress that fits and time wasters

Take it from Samantha Ronson. There are easier ways to look like a boy. It’s the Hoff’s birthday so get drunk and eat a hamburger for him. [Popeater] Criss Angel should be ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

That dude from Entourage and that chick from Twilight. Together at last? [Lainey] Kim Kardashian lost her passport. Hopefully this means she’ll never come back. [ASL] Bar Refaeli loves to clean her ... Read More »

White girls doing Bill Cosby and time wasters

Oooo, you mean impressions. Yea, I knew that. Selma Blair used to play younger roles because of her “little pudgy face,” but now she’s going to play a strung out heroin ... Read More »

“Sherlock Holmes” and time wasters

Ha ha. Everybody point and laugh. Katherine Heigl didn’t get nominated for an Emmy. [Lainey] You’re not going to believe this, but Jessica Simpson’s dad ruined her relationship with Tony Romo. ... Read More »

Michael Jackson’s hair on fire and time wasters

Back in 1984, Michael Jackson was doing takes for a Pepsi commercial when on the sixth one, pyrotechnics went off too early and set his hair on fire. Michael ended ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Justin Timberlake is about as threatening as a kitten curled up in front of a fire. [Lainey] Surprise! Katherine Heigl thinks highly of herself. Who saw that one coming? [INO] In other ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Zooey Deschanel is hot and talented and hot. Ben Gibbard can kiss my ass. [Popeater] Kim Kardashian, Khloe and Reggie Bush are in South Africa. Khloe has 8 hours to start ... Read More »

“Brothers” and time wasters

Karl Lagerfield surrounded by youth and beauty. Plans to abduct them into his hideout in the mountains. Will stroke his white cat while he watches them try to escape. [Lainey] Mark ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Kim Kardashian, Reggie Bush and Khloe Kardashian are leaving America. Traveling deep into the Amazon, they will set Khloe free to be with her own kind. [Bossip] LaToya Jackson believes Michael ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

The Beckhams are back in Hollywood and is that Victoria Beckham with no makeup? ZOMG. For some reason I was expecting her to look more lizard-like. [Lainey] Although Bruno came ... Read More »

“District 9″ and time wasters

Mech suits. They have mech suits! Lady GaGa bankrupt & homeless. We may never see her wear a disco ball or shoot fireworks from her nipples ever again. [Popeater] Lily Allen must ... Read More »

“Funny People” red band and time wasters

That guy is in everything. Lainey: Miley Cyrus is high fashion jail bait ASL: Brad Pitt’s Moneyball was canned because people hated it, but since he’s freaking Brad Pitt, they’ll turn around. ... Read More »