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Today’s News Brought to You by Iggy Pop Pimping Perfume

Iggy Pop as a fashion model scares me. Mya runs the New York marathon. [Bossip] Kim Kardashian’s E! show about to be canceled? Puh-lease. [Celebitchy] Justin Bieber could have hit that. [Celebslam] Kristen Cavallari ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by an Asshole Bison

Jayde Nicole dropped some cleavage. [Hollywood Tuna] Nicki Minaj accused of ripping off Lil’ Kim in Willow Smith’s video. Rap feuds have never been so boring. [Bossip] Jennifer Aniston bought her third ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Frowny Kardashians

The oh so devastated Kim Kardashian landed at LAX today and was said to have walked through the terminal emotionless. Probably still in disbelief she turned down $153,000. Jennifer Lopez is ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Crybabies

George Clooney gave Stacy Keibler crabs, not the good kind. [Celebitchy] Britney Spears is big in the UK. [Celebslam] It’s Courtney Stodden without makeup. Yikes. [The Superficial] Well, hello, Britt Robertson. [CityRag] Delta Goodrem ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Neil Patrick Haris’ Family Portrait

Chris Martin loves him some Jay-Z. [Bossip] It’s Olivia Munn’s sideboob. [The Superficial] Kelly Osbourne was humiliated when her boyfriend cheated on her with a tranny. [Celebitchy] Sexy SWAT couple. [Hollywood Rag] It’s Sophie ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Britney Spears/Joe Jonas Pole Dance

No worries, Joe Jonas. I wouldn’t have gotten a boner either. Just, for different reasons. Tameka Raymond’s got jokes. [Bossip] Ann Curry doesn’t get the humor in Carrie Fisher talking about ECT ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Happily Married Couple

Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey dressed up as happily married couple Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries for Halloween. This couldn’t have gone any better. Kim Kardashian dressed up as Poison Ivy ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by the Best Angelina Jolie Costume

Via Reddit. What the hell is Jessica Biel wearing? [The Superficial] Eva Longoria’s lesbian scene banned in Spain. [Celebslam] Caroline Wozniacki has an upskirt. [GCeleb] What’s it like to be Larry King’s son? I ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Steve Buscemi Dying

Ryan Gosling admits to taking ballet, thinking like a girl. Women around the world swoon. [Celebitchy] It doesn’t take a genius to figure out Kate Gosselin isn’t happy. [Celebslam] Why so sad, ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Jessica Simpson on the Can

Jessica Simpson captioned this photo of her with “Short girl problems.” Rihanna blew $1,500 in 5 minutes at a Paris sex shop. Left “grinning ear to ear.” Those French are kinky. ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Christian Katy Perry

Up top is a photo of Katy Perry when she was known as Katy Hudson, an unsuccessful Christian rock artist. Turns out singing about making out with chicks is more ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘Sherlock Holmes 2′

Th McRib is coming back. Still no love for the parmesan chicken sandwich, McD’s? [Bossip] Kimberly Stewart debuts Benicio del Toro’s baby. They call him mumbles. Or they should. [Celebitchy] Salma Hayek ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Ashton Kutcher Opening Up

In a new video posted to chime.in, Ashton Kutcher discusses the value of “honesty” and “truth.” At least his version of it. Ashton begins with a history of literature and ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Rihanna’s Video

Note to self: Mention obvious Skins and Chris Brown reference. Weston Cage got his own reality show. Wants to show people he’s not crazy. May also want to show off his ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Me at the Beach

Katie Holmes’ life is really hard. She has to carry paper and makers in her own purse. [The Superficial] Evan Rachel Wood looks amazing at the London photocall for Ides of ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Britney Spears’ ‘Criminal’

For every like he gets on Facebook, 50 Cent will give one meal to a starving child. This is how you exploit children, people. Genius. [Bossip] Taylor Armstrong’s husband may have ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Another Inspired Beyonce Video

Before anyone yells “copy cat,” Beyonce already said this was inspired the Jackson 5. So, ha! There! Neener neener neener. Ciara and Cam Newton? [Bossip] Teen Mom Leah wants off the show. Thinks ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Rihanna Looking Crazy

A moving van was spotted outside Ashton and Demi’s house. This means they’re separating, right? Or does it mean a moving van covered with ads was just circling their house ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by More Sara Leal

The Us interview with Sara Leal and the red band trailer for American Pie Reunion below. Jason Biggs is still being caught masturbating. This is becoming a problem. Demi Lovato thought ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘Expendables 2′

Kate Beckinsale is the hottest MILF alive today. Picture proof here. [The Superficial] Jodie Marsh shows off her body in London. She’s now a complete caricature. [Holy Moly] Jewel used to be ... Read More »