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Today’s News Brought to You by ‘Piranha 3DD’

Piranha biting someone’s penis through a girl, out of the water, on a bed? Check. Gary Busey biting the head off a piranha? Check. Ving Rames reprising his role this time with ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Lindsay’s SNL Promos

Up top: Was that a joke in the first 10 seconds taken from Community? If my mom looked and dressed like Jaime Pressly did in front of her son, I’d have a ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by The Story of Sushi

Up top: It took seven months to make this. Novel covers Lana Del Rey’s “Video Games”. [Bossip] Julia Roberts tells Vanity Fair there can never be another Julia Roberts. Unless they manage to ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Angelina Jolie’s Double Legs and Oscar Snubs

Up top: Angelina Jolie does the double slit leg. [Oldghost] Selena Gomez doesn’t want you to see her tits. Boo! Hiss! [Hollywood Tuna] Yep, kids still shoot up schools. This time at ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘The Dictator’

Hey, guys. You’re not paying attention to Kim Kardashian enough. [The Superficial] Oh, yea. Sure. Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton are totally doing it. *Eyeroll* [Celebitchy] Cheryl Tiegs needs to settle ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘The Raid’

This. Is. So. Awesome! If I had panties, they’d be wet right now. Indignant fat people on Biggest Loser go on strike. That’s why you felt tremors yesterday. [Celebitchy] You know that ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Talk of Jennifer Aniston’s Breasts

Adam Levine talked about the pull-out method but clearly did not want to touch the subject of fat Christina Aguilera. He was probably afraid he might eat him. [The Superficial] Conan ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Good News

Well, it’s about time. Taylor Swift spent Valentine’s Day at a “pathetic single girls party.” Wait, I’d like to know more about this party. [Celebitchy] Christina Hendricks looks drunk which I assume ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Remember That Chick from ‘The Hills’?

Brittney Palmer posted some bikini twit pics even though we’ve seen her naked. [Hollywood Tuna] Korean R&B singer goes off on Floyd Mayweather and blacks in general and is then hospitalized for paranoid ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Brittney Palmer Playboy Shoot Preview

Miley Cyrus wants you to see her cleavage. [The Superficial] George Clooney is lonely. Oh, so lonely. [Celebitchy] Cash Warren is really fancy. [Celebslam] Robin Thicke was arrested for possession. [TDW] Dia Mirza is ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by the World’s Worst Robber

If the only response you get when you stick a gun in someone’s face demanding money is “get the hell outta here,” you may want to change professions. If these photos ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Vegan Sex

Our sister site SFC has a nice Valentine’s Day gift idea write up. You should trick your girlfriend with it. [SFC] A $55,000 cupcake. It better make me orgasm. [Bossip] Reviews for ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Pantsless Pat Sajak

Ever since Pat Sajak revealed that he and Vanna White would get drunk before taping during the early days of Wheel of Fortune, all these videos of him have been ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Friends

Alexander Skarsgard is now the superhero known as Alexander Scarfgard. Just wait until you see that magnificent thing flapping in the wind, said someone prone to double entendres. Eva Mendes keeps ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Mark Sanchez Who Won the Super Bowl

Halle Berry petitions just to take Nahla to France to live. Goodbye Gabriel Aubry. [Celebitchy] Sharon Stone thinks she’s 25. [Celebslam] Miranda Kerr in a bikini with a naked baby. [The Superficial] Kardashian ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Gogo Juice

Kelly Rowland shows off her breasts. [Bossip] Emma Stone is in a bikini. [The Superficial] No one wants Sasha Grey’s porn money. [TDW] Connor Cruise, much like his dad, is humorless. [Lainey] Kim Kardsahian ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Allistair Overeem Dancing

Allistair Overeeem is the UFC fighter who kneed Brock Lesnar into retirement. Here he is dancing like a dork. Jennifer Aniston still talking about Brad Pitt. [Celebitchy] Amanda Seyfried is not a ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by References

Ashley Tisdale wears those short shorts. [Hollywood Tuna] Amber Rose is mad. [Bossip] Jessica Simpson’s breasts were rooting for the Pats. [Celebitchy] Stacy Keibler went to party. [MoeJackson] Kate Middleton is in a bikini. ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘Hunger Games’

Women empowerment, ra ra ra. I’d like to call this Battle Royale for girls. Does Jamie Lynn Spears think Teen Mom is brave? Of course she does. [The Superficial] Justin Theroux is having a ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Donald Glover’s Plea

Seal’s ex confirms he’s not a nice person. [Celebitchy] Are you saying Paris Hilton has a downy face? [Celebslam] Karina Smirnoff in a bikini. [The Superficial] Nicki Minaj has a boring rider. [CityRag] Penelope ... Read More »