“Sherlock Holmes” And Time Wasters

Lainey: Bale uses his Batman voice in Dark Knight? Aw, crap. ASL: Behind the scenes at Lauren Bosworth’s OK! shoot INO: Someone needs a hobby Flisted: Sandra Vidal in H Lossip: Salma Hayek is ... Read More »

Celebrity Jeopardy Returns to SNL and Time Wasters

Celebrity Jeopardy made its return to SNL over the weekend and it was alright, I suppose. Bossip: Rihanna is back to making appearances Drunken Stepfather: Penelope does the splits for Nine Asylum: Obama ... Read More »

“the Road” And Time Wasters

Pajiba: Chris Hemsworth cast as Thor Lainey: Cameron Diaz and Adam Levine? ASL: Mariah Carey parties on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht INO: Miley Cyrus is sick of internet bullies Hollywood Rag: K-Fed doesn’t want to ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Bossip: Jennifer gives good face Drunken Stepfather: Some pornstar protests nude Holy Taco: Autumn Reeser in case you forgot Asylum: It’s beatbox girl. The new sensation sweeping the nation or some small subset ... Read More »

“the Road” And Time Wasters

Lainey: Scabby is on the hustle Pajiba: Another remake, this time Fright Night ASL: Zachary Quinto talks Spock INO: Robert Pattinson attracts girls with bleeding scabs Hollywood Rag: Lily Allen hates when people sing ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Bossip: Coco wants to do the Marilyn Monroe thing too Drunken Stepfather: Hotness on the beaches of Dubai Celebslam: Mickey Rourke nailed this Celebitchy: Ashley Olsen is oddly provocative Holy Taco: No more prostitutes ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

Lainey: Daniel Day Lewis wants that Oscar again INO: Eminem brushes his teeth with his deodorant Hollywood Rag: Yoko Ono was a rebel from Japan ASL: How does Marilyn Manson keep getting girls? The ... Read More »

Hayley Has AIDS and Time Wasters

Via Buzzfeed Bossip: Damon Wayans Jr. likes girls with certified “va-jay-jays” Drunken Stepfather: Beyonce is covered up in a bikini Popeater: Nicole Kidman ditches Woody Allen film Asylum: ShamWow guy still selling and shanking ... Read More »

“Gamer” And Time Wasters

Lainey: Courtney Cox and Isla Fisher are new BFFs INO: Alanis Morissette is coming to Weeds Pajiba: He-Man movie gets a new screenwriter ASL: Katharine McPhee surprised by aggressive woman WIMB: Linda Hogan compares ... Read More »

Punch Out! Punch Out!!! To the Wii

Yesss! Video of game play down below. Bossip: Beyonce preps for her Vegas show Drunken Stepfather: Halle Berry in a tube top Celebslam: Paris’ Bentley got egged Holy Taco: Abstinence + Rock = Awesome? Celebitchy: ... Read More »

This Could Be Cool and Time Wasters

Waitaminute. When did vampires start fighting with swords? Lainey: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Helena Bonham Carter as Bellatrix Lestrange ASL: Nude Arnold to face off with Christian Bale INO: Quentin Tarantino in ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

This guy laughs like a goat being molested. Bossip: Beyonce hits the airport in… pj’s? Drunken Stepfather: Exxxotica happened. In Miami. Asylum: Find out the drunkest countries in the world CityRag: My Little Pony’s ... Read More »

“Terminator” And Time Wasters

The four minute trailer of everything you wanted to know about Terminator. Pajiba: Star Trek was great Lainey: Oh look, robo mother of the bride ASL: Boy George has left the building, the ... Read More »

I’m So Going to Viral This Everywhere

Hilarity via Buzzfeed. Bossip: Ryan Leslie suspected in Cassie’s nude photo leak Drunken Stepfather: Audrina and her see through dress Holy Taco: Milena Roucka is alright Asylum: Hobbits may be a real ancient race Celebslam: ... Read More »

This Exists?! And Time Wasters

This isn’t an applicable skill in the real world, but damn if I’m not going to sit here and stare. Lainey: James McAvoy’s next film with be with animals. Hmm Pajiba: Keanu ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Some people are just weird. Via Flickr. Bossip: Manny Ramirez popped for banned substances, suspended 50 games Drunken Stepfather: Naked models for Israel. Nothing says patriotism like boobies. Celebslam: Prince is still a ... Read More »

“Year One” And Time Wasters

Lainey: I still think Taylor Swift looks mousey INO: David Beckham keeps his Armani campaign photo by his bedside Hollywood Rag: Farrah Fawcett’s cancer battle special ASL: Rihanna keeps the New York City ... Read More »

Between Two Ferns and Time Wasters

Bossip: Swine flu has taken out a 33-year-old mother. Panic! Drunken Stepfather: Some Naomi Campbell cleavage Popeater: Salma Hayek’s beach honeymoon pictures Asylum: Boob shuffleboard is fun The Superficial: Julia Roberts does the bikini ... Read More »

“Adam” And Time Wasters

Lainey: Jennifer Aniston is plain once again INO: Blake Lively doesn’t exercise Pajiba: There’s going to be a Deadpool spin-off ASL: Rihanna continues her tour of “things no one should wear” WIMB: Kristie Alley ... Read More »

Eli Roth Is a Basterd and Time Wasters

It’s true. His mother told me. Bossip: Dennis Rodman is going to rehab Drunken Stepfather: Heather Graham is busted up in a farm girl hat Celebslam: Katy Perry in her Flinstones inspired ensemble Holy ... Read More »