Morning Time Wasters

Lainey: Marion Cotillard has nice breasts ASL: Jake G. and Reese got back from Italy INO: Kate Moss has an autobiography? Flisted: Some guy made real wolverine claws Lossip: Alessandra Ambrosio does a shoot WIMB: ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Bossip: Rihanna pulls out of her Dubai concert Drunken Stepfather: Halle Berry gets mad at the paparazzi Asylum: Pervy Chuck E. Cheese CityRag: JT bailin’ in NYC Holy Taco: Don’t mess with TMNT fans Popeater: ... Read More »

“G.I. Joe” And Time Wasters

Oh, look. A Transformers rip-off. Pajiba: Kevin Smith on Bruce Willis Lainey: Someone hired Lindsay Lohan ASL: Gerard Butler hangs out with the Slumdog kids INO: For whatever reason, Oprah is helping Jenny McCarthy Hollywood ... Read More »

District 9 and Time Wasters

Other people you should follow on Twitter besides The Blemish: Popeater, Celebslam, Celebitchy and Drunken Stepfather Bossip: Lil’ Johnny took his nipples for a walk Drunken Stepfather: Heidi Klum is a ... Read More »

No Doubt Performs and Time Wasters

Lainey: All work and no play makes Clooney a dull boy Pajiba: The first image from Iron Man 2 is ridiculously boring ASL: Jessica Alba might as well leave the car at ... Read More »

The Slap Chop Remix and Time Wasters

Bossip: Some guy looking like a huge peach showed up at Ciara’s release party Drunken Stepfather: Katy Perry needs to wear looser clothes Celebslam: Lindsay Hogan is scared Celebitchy: Kristie Alley says she ... Read More »

I Think I Just Grew a Vagina and Time Wasters

Lainey: Liev Schreiber skipped the Wolverine premiere because his son was sick :( INO: Nicole Richie is an aspiring rapper Hollywood Rag: Tupac Shakur is alive, ageless ASL: Charlize Theron isn’t in a ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Is Hyper and Time Wasters

Bossip: Beyonce uses body doubles for appearances Drunken Stepfather: Shauna Sand has a party Popeater:  Tyra Banks testifies against her stalker Asylum: Your own personal man cave The Superficial: Paris Hilton in “The Unfortunate ... Read More »

“Post Grad” And Time Wasters

Lainey: Hugh Jackman and Halle Berry together again INO: Sylar is going to take David Letterman’s brain Pajiba: That hot chick from Chuck is going to bein a movie ASL: The latest Affleck ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Bossip: 50 Cent and Zoe Kravitz on the set of Twelve Drunken Stepfather: Mel B in a bikini again Celebslam: Not even Jessica Biel topless could keep Powder Blue from going straight ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

Lainey: Jennifer Aniston allows Jason Bateman to kiss her ASL: Michael Jackson ain’t getting that swine flu INO: Ciara says she’s too tall for most men. 5’9” is tall? Flisted: “I’m gonna grape ... Read More »

Carrie Fisher Roasts George Lucas

Bossip: Kobe was a bitch to Spike Lee Drunken Stepfather: Why do people let Tila Tequila speak much less sing? Asylum: Top 10 most insightful movie quotes about women CityRag: Rihanna and Katy ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

At what point does Michael Meyers become not scary anymore? Pajiba: Another remake. This time it’s Videodrome Lainey: Next wedding: Maggie Gyllenhaal ASL: For whatever reason, people are watching that movie with Beyonce INO: ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Bossip: Tyrese’s ex gets nothing Drunken Stepfather: Tila Tequila has a new girlfriend Holy Taco: Dastardly villainous animals Asylum: If you’ve ever wanted to dress like Jason Stathman, now is your chance Celebslam: Gioia ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

Lainey: Tina Fey has a new movie Pajiba: Anna Faris signs onto What’s Your Number ASL: Vivica A. Fox not looking to bone Zac Efron INO: Kelly Osbourne won’t take drugs to help ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Japanese game shows are amazing. Bossip: Mr. Carey goes back to his roots Drunken Stepfather: Anna Faris isn’t so hot right here Celebslam: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag to have another fake, annoying ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

I can’t get over the fact John Travolta looks like he’s going to hit up a gay club right after. Lainey: Johnn Depp and Twilight? INO: Kristin Davis can’t wait for the ... Read More »

Final “Wolverine” Trailer and Time Wasters

Bossip: Matthew Knowles is in denial about that leaked recording of Beyonce Drunken Stepfather: Brittney Gastineau and her boring cleavage Popeater: Mariah Carey is the least green of everyone Asylum: Celebs who are ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

This might suck. Lainey: Helen Mirren looks confusingly good INO: Emma Watson doesn’t know what to do after Harry Potter Pajiba: Brett Ratner might direct Milli Vanilli movie ASL: Michael Jackson knows how to ... Read More »

Sam Jackson Gives It to Us Straight and Time Wasters

Bossip: Chris & Rihanna sightings a ploy for the media Drunken Stepfather: Richard Branson has it all: Money, power, respect, naked chicks riding on his back while he windsurfs Celebslam: Megan Fox ... Read More »