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Morning Time Wasters

Lainey: RDJ and all his friends ASL: Ashley Tisdale moves on INO: Ryan Reynolds will let you touch his arm if you pay him Flisted: This is what desperation is like Lossip: Star Trek ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Bossip: Ellen Pompeo is knocked up Drunken Stepfather: Kim Kardashian’s battle for relevancy Asylum: Here’s the winner of Miss USA CityRag: Dopey Celebrity drug busts Holy Taco: Isla Fisher is a MILF Popeater: Brooke Shields ... Read More »

“Transformers 2″ And Time Wasters

Pajiba: High Voltage is silly fun Lainey: Reese Witherspoon eats at Coachella ASL: Lindsay Lohan enjoys a good peep show INO: Matt Damon turned down the new Star Trek movie Hollywood Rag: Lady GaGa ... Read More »

David Lynch Does “Goofy” And Time Wasters

Bossip: Christina imllian out to kick Teairra Mari’s ass Drunken Stepfather: Brody Jenner and his Playboy girlfriend Holy Taco: Cartoons are so much better in foreign languages Asylum: London Bar offers intoxicating atmosphere Celebslam: ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

Harry Potter is still cool, right? Lainey: Gabriel Aubrey’s pants are a little fruity Pajiba: Stephen Dorff and Sofia Coppola go “Somewhere”. Wait, did you say Stephen Dorff? ASL: Hugh Jackman is energetic INO: ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Bossip: Rihanna is set for a comeback in Dubai Drunken Stepfather: Rumer Willis needs to put on a bra Celebslam: Paris = fail Celebitchy: American Apparel wages war on Woody Allen Holy Taco: Anderson ... Read More »

“the Girlfriend Experience” And Time Wasters

Sasha Grey in not porn. Blasphemy. Lainey: Victoria Beckham turns 35 tomorrow. Her breasts turn 8. INO: Robert Pattinson remembers the sting of rejection Hollywood Rag: Audrina Patridge and her almost hot sister ASL: ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Bossip: Lil’ Kim cuts a rug Drunken Stepfather: There’s a pole dance competition and here are its highlights Daily Fix: Chris Brown is a nice guy, really Asylum: Australia has got it right Holy ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

This is like David After the Dentist but with a hot chick. Lainey: Paul Rudd on Sesame Street? INO: Mischa Barton is attracted to dark men Pajiba: Kristen Bell is back again ASL: Michael ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Bossip: Whatever you do, don’t image Lil’ Wayne having sex Drunken Stepfather: Johnny Depp drives gaily Celebslam: As Kendra Wilkinson’s IQ rises, a carrot is relatively dumber Holy Taco: The inner-monologue of a ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

Lainey: I wouldn’t describe Zac Efron as Paul Newman or Steve McQueen. Pee-Wee Herman, maybe. ASL: Jonathan Rhys Meyers gets naked all the time in Tudors INO: Josh Holloway is a dad. ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Bossip: Rihanna should stop getting her makeup done at the mall Drunken Stepfather: Famous pornstar Marilyn Chambers is died Asylum: Ice cream war breaks out at British seaside resort CityRag: Celebrity gun battle Holy ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

I am so there. Pajiba: Six cinematic achievements in stupid greatness Lainey: J. Lo celebrates her husband, pretends everything is alright ASL: Suri Cruise’s intense Scientology training INO: Rachel McAdams wants to raise her ... Read More »

“the Ugly Truth” And Time Wasters

The Ugly Truth is Katherine Heigl is in this. Bossip: Mariah and Nick were in a car crash Drunken Stepfather: That wasn’t very Disney-like of Billy Ray Cyrus Holy Taco: How to deal ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

Another Public Enemies trailer. That Johnny Depp is so dreamy. Lainey: Jennifer Aniston is being nice to the paps. She’s planning something… Pajiba: The legend of Tom Cruise ASL: Mischa Barton goes nude, ... Read More »

“House” Gets Pranked and Time Wasters

Via Videogum Bossip: Chris Brown is a drunken mess. Beating Rihanna took a lot out of him. Drunken Stepfather: Jamie Pressly is smokin’. Literally Celebslam: It’s a sad day when Maxim asks Kourtney ... Read More »

“Extract” And Time Wasters

Bateman! It was a pretty good idea making Ben Affleck not look like Ben Affleck. Lainey: Victoria Beckham will be on SpongeBob. Huh? INO: Jamie Kennedy is gay for Keith Urban Hollywood Rag: ... Read More »

Zac Efron Attempts Humor and Time Wasters

Bossip: Halle Berry still looking younger than Lindsay Lohan Drunken Stepfather: Mel B had her peep show. AH was there Asylum: Celebs who must have mustaches Holy Taco: A tribute to girls washing ... Read More »

“the Brothers Bloom” And Time Wasters

Lainey: Amy Poehler’s new show is going to be pretty much like The Office. Just not as good. INO: Charlie Sheen’s son has been released from the hospital. Hilarity to ensue. Pajiba: ... Read More »

“Cherry Bomb” And Time Wasters

That Harry Potter kid has issues. He should try counseling and tanning cream. Bossip: Riots be damned. Tyra’s auditions continue. Drunken Stepfather: Even Sienna Miller has to remove her shoes for airport ... Read More »