Eminem and Time Wasters

It’s been a while, but Eminem finally lost the weight and is rapping again. Lainey: Robert Downey and his new brother from another mother, Don Cheadle ASL: Rumer Willis to be a ... Read More »

Gary Coleman on White People and Time Wasters

Bossip: Amazing. Beyonce is still married to Jay-Z despite her husband being Jay-Z Drunken Stepfather: I don’t know who Tamara Mellon is, but she’s at the beach picking her ass Asylum: I ... Read More »

“How to Make Love to a Woman” And Time Wasters

Pajiba: How dare they replace the original Freddy Krueger Lainey: Carrie Underwood changes 10 times, all outfits sucked ASL: LeAnn Rimes does the ACM Awards. Manages not to cheat on husband INO: Amy ... Read More »

“the Hangover and Time Wasters

Bossip: Rihanna is in Hawaii. The only way Chris Brown can hurt her now is if he has enough money for a plane… Drunken Stepfather: Kim Kardashian stands around wishing she ... Read More »

“Powder Blue” And Time Wasters

Lainey: Someone actually gave Sienna Miller an award and it wasn’t for biggest slut. Pajiba: That movie with porn star Sasha Grey gets a poster. ASL: The Rock met up with the ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Notify Ahab. We have found our white whale and we must kill it with fire. [Drunken Stepfather] As if his music wasn’t annoying enough, Lil’ Wayne wants to experiment with rock. ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

Lainey: When J.Lo met Kate Moss INO: If you ever want to seduce Tom Brady… Hollywood Rag: Heidi Klum looks a little older ASL: Of course John Mayer is writing songs about Aniston Egotastic: ... Read More »

This Guy Is Excited and Time Wasters

I can totally see why he’d be sprouting wood. Wait, no I can’t. Is there something sexy out of frame? [via Deadspin] Bossip: Jennifer Hudson is ready for more Sex Drunken Stepfather: ... Read More »

Heidi Has a New Song

Oh happy day. Ryan Seacrest premiered Heidi Montag’s new single “Look How I’m Doin’” today. If you love being stabbed in the ear with an ice pick, you’ll love this. ... Read More »

It’s John Travolta and Time Wasters

Lainey: Johnny Depp is in Puerto Rico INO: Jessica Alba wants more babies Pajiba: Another Eastern Promises? ASL: John Mayer is doing it again Hollywood Rag: Kellie Pickler and Sean Connery Yeeeah: Mickey Rourke really ... Read More »

Paris Hilton’s Likes and Dislikes and Time Wasters

Bossip: Cassie is Puffy’s official girl Drunken Stepfather: This is so not erotic Celebslam: This is why I wasn’t a mall photographer Holy Taco: What a fantastic dance movie Celebitchy: Brad Pitt was drunk Popsugar: ... Read More »

She Has a Mustache and Time Wasters

Lainey: It’s an NY turn war ASL: Candy Spelling breaks her silence INO: Alyssa Milano is at a book signing Flisted: Nicolas Cage has a busted weave Lossip: J. Lo has a new job WIMB: ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Bossip: Better: Keri Hilson or Teairra Mari? Drunken Stepfather: Sara Underwood and her bloat Asylum: An all night pizza machine?! CityRag: Name that navel Holy Taco: What a nice place to live Daily Fix: Bai ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

Pajiba: The saddest animal deaths in cinema Lainey: Alright, who invited Cameron Diaz ASL: Zac Efron under Q-tip attack INO: Jenna Fischer celebrates in Vegas Hollywood Rag: Pamela Anderson’s makeover UseMyComputer: Brooke Shields is doing ... Read More »

You a Smarty and Time Wasters

Bossip: T.I. confirms Janet Jackson is married Drunken Stepfather: Amy Winehouse has a scary upskirt Holy Taco: Bad news, God will not give you a happy ending Asylum: The hottest Republican pundits Celebslam: Fergie ... Read More »

Padma Lakshmi Eats a Burger and Time Wasters

Lainey: The Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas Pajiba: The Ice Age trailer ASL: Hugh Jackman gets ready for his Harry Houidini Musical INO: Pamela Anderson goes grocery shopping Yeeeah: Serena holds on for life Hollywood Tuna: ... Read More »

Afternoon Time Wasters

Bossip: Kobe and Vanessa Bryant sued by maid Drunken Stepfather: Bob Sinclair and his wife’s ass Celebslam: Chrishell Stause is pretty Celebitchy: Kanye hates it when you say he dresses gay Holy Taco: The ... Read More »

Morning Time Wasters

Lainey: Dina Lohan has a Twitter? INO: Anna Faris is getting married? Nooo Hollywood Rag: Kate Moss pierced her ear five times yesterday ASL: Jeremy Piven might be a drama queen Lossip: Salma Hayek’s ... Read More »

“Where the Wild Things Are” And Time Wasters

Yes, yes, a million times, yes. Bossip: Suge Knight planned a home invasion on Akon’s camp Drunken Stepfather: Entourage and his ugly groupie Daily Fix: Jennifer Gardner lives in a cave Asylum: Komodo dragons ... Read More »

“Star Trek” Again and Time Wasters

Lainey: King and Queen of the TV B-list INO: Jamie Pressly thanks friend for ending her eating disorder Pajiba: Heigl and Kutcher in Five Killers. Just an early warning not to watch ... Read More »