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“Star Trek” again and time wasters

Lainey: King and Queen of the TV B-list INO: Jamie Pressly thanks friend for ending her eating disorder Pajiba: Heigl and Kutcher in Five Killers. Just an early warning not to watch ... Read More »

“Cat Shit One” and time wasters

Possibly the most awesome CGI show you’ll see ever. Via IWS Bossip: Lil’ Kim was knifed up again before DWTS Drunken Stepfather: Ginger Spice has legs Celebslam: Jessica Stroup was at the 90210 ... Read More »

“Astro Boy” and time wasters

Lainey: Cheating = ratings ASL: Michelle Williams makes out with Spike Jonze INO: Reese Witherspoon doesn’t mind being a dork Flisted: How to turn your boyfriend’s penis into a vagina Spike: 7 things you ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

I love how the other reporter is cracking up at the fact that he’s essentially jacking off. Bossip: R. Kelly involved with African scam. Hmm, did a prince die and give ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Pajiba: Nic Cage is at the top of the box office again Lainey: Zac Efron has a booty call in every country ASL: Masi Oka tries to hide Hayden’s face INO: Kelly Clarkson ... Read More »

“Year One” and time wasters

Bossip: Keyshia Cole is almost busting out Drunken Stepfather: Molly Sims after anal, maybe Holy Taco: Don’t move to Germany when you’re old Asylum: It’s the Notorious AIG Celebslam: Russell Simmons can just buy ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Lainey: That crazy Russell Brand is in Australia Pajiba: Arnett vs Bateman ASL: Henry Cavill gives good face INO: Jamie Pressly at her book signing Yeeeah: It’s robo-croc Hollywood Tuna: Victoria Beckham’s new Armani ad DRW ... Read More »

Kristen Stewart bitch face and time wasters

Get the Flash Player to see this content. LaineyGossip had this up, but the user removed it. Now it’s back, courtesy of yours truly. I am ready for your praise and ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Pointless yet almost entertaining. Lainey: Emmy Rossum does Details INO: Marilyn Manson told Dita Von Teese he made a big mistake Hollywood Rag: Gisele wants to marry Tom Brady again ASL: Clive Owen is ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Ha ha, you suck little kid. Have fun being beat up at school. Bossip: OctoMom get two of her babies Drunken Stepfather: Faye Dunaway is a monster Daily Fix: Mario Lopez is the ... Read More »

Tea-bagging the White House and time wasters

Lainey: Bruno is coming! INO: Avril Lavigne has a night out Pajiba: Natalie Portman will be in Thor ASL: Michelle Rodriguez gets Fast and Furious Hollywood Rag: Neighbors hate Bob Dylan’s stinky toilet Yeeeah: The ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Aww, how… disturbing. Bossip: Nick Carey is not broke, mmkay? Drunken Stepfather: Lindsay in a see-through shirt. Maybe Celebslam: Vintage Marisa Miller in a bikini Holy Taco: The having sex with a hot chick ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Lainey: James Franco has a fake gut? ASL: Miley is making friends with the paparazzi INO: Lindsay Lohan goes to traffic school Flisted: Mmm, a McGangBang Lossip: Zoe Saldana looks good Daily Stab: Andy Samberg ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Who’d want to watch a Docu about Mike Tyons? Besides everyone! Bossip: Chris Brown’s lawyer wants all charges dropped Drunken Stepfather: Fans want Miley Asylum: Tracy Morgan returns to SNL CityRag: Harry Connick Jr. ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Pajiba: It is being remade?! Lainey: Tom Brady meets Gisele’s parents ASL: Jack in the Crack is what makes Patrick Swazye happy INO: Jessica Alba has lunch in Beverly Hollywood Rag: Guess what? Kate ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

This is why I’ll never adopt. That and the judge ordered me not to. Bossip: Solange Knowles is angry Drunken Stepfather: Lauren Conrad shows some leg Holy Taco: Boy born with two penises Asylum: ... Read More »

Cramer vs Stewart and time wasters

Check out the rest here. Lainey: The other moms must hate Elle Macpherson Pajiba: The “Drag Me To Hell” trailer. Sam Raimi is back ASL: Reese Witherspoon is animated INO: Oprah says Rihanna has ... Read More »

“I Love You, Man” redband and time wasters

Bossip: Jim Jones is an asshole Drunken Stepfather: Jewel has weird cleavage Celebslam: Miley Cyrus is a horrible monster Celebitchy: Robbert Pattinson popped valium before his Twilight audition Holy Taco: Flowchart of a dog’s ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Lainey: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson don’t do much of anything INO: Jenny McCarthy is a botox maniac Hollywood Rag: Beyonce says Jay-Z was his first ASL: Shannen Doherty will return to 90210 Lossip: ... Read More »

Nancy Pelosi loves Brad Pitt and time wasters

I have the same effect on women. Why are you looking at me like that? It’s true! Bossip: Diddy is punished for his shadiness Drunken Stepfather: Sophie Anderton had an upskirt Daily Fix: ... Read More »