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“Star Trek” and time wasters

I might actually like watching this movie. Lainey: What’s Emmy Rossum doing in Dragonball? INO: Paul Rudd tries to do my sexy dance on Letterman Pajiba: Jake Gyllenhaal is the Prince of Persia ASL: ... Read More »

Poor tortoise and time wasters

For whatever reason, the longer this goes, the funnier and sadder it gets. “A” for effort though. Bossip: Kanye’s GF loves the spandex Drunken Stepfather: Lady GaGa forgets her pants on The ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Lainey: Tom Cruise might want to go easy on the tanning cream or keep away from red reflective surfaces ASL: Anne Heche is divorced, yay? INO: Wes Craven wants no part in ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Bossip: Everyone’s favorite MILF Drunken Stepfather: Audrina Patridge has a sheer top Asylum: The president Hulks out CityRag: Man hands slap down Holy Taco: It’s hard to be a Facebook playa Dlisted: No Coachella for ... Read More »

“Harry Potter” and time wasters

Pajiba: Watch The Watchmen for the distracting, glowing, blue wang Lainey: LA Galaxy is pimping out David Beckham ASL: Leighton Meester is pretty INO: Fergie is not having babies, thank god WIMB: Britney’s kids ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Bossip: Lil’ Kim is all grown up Drunken Stepfather: Watch Sienna Miller walk Holy Taco: A tribute to girls in pigtails Asylum: Reader badly burned by sex toy Celebslam: Richard Gere is definitely better ... Read More »

Sucks to be CNBC and time wasters

Lainey: Brad Pitt lost that porn stache Pajiba: Harry Potter Half Blood Prince trailer ASL: Fergie glams it up for MAC, if that’s possible INO: Charlize Theron wants to learn a new language Yeeeah: ... Read More »

More Wolverine and time wasters

Bossip: Amy Winehouse looks sober Drunken Stepfather: Gary Dourdan who used to be on CSI get a lap dance Celebslam: Guy Ritchie is drunk Celebitchy: Blake Fielder-Civil has a 16-year-old girlfriend Holy Taco: The ... Read More »

“Public Enemies” and time wasters

What do you mean, “doesn’t play a pirate?” Does not compute. Lainey: Katie Holmes looks disheveled INO: Jimmy Fallon and Cameron Diaz have a dance off Hollywood Rag: Lindsay Lohan is smiley ASL: Pete ... Read More »

“500 Days of Summer” and time wasters

Building indie movie cred one Smiths song at a time. Bossip: Of course Suge Knight is a fan of Chris Brown Drunken Stepfather: Ashley Tisdale ugly watch Asylum: McDonald’s hero denied worker’s comp Celebitchy: ... Read More »

Jean-Luc Picard is out and proud and time wasters

Pajiba: Sam Jackson will be Nick Fury for a long time Lainey: Radiohead is not into Miley Cyrus INO: Brooke Burke sleep trains her child, whatever that means ASL: Paris Hilton wants some ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Bossip: Is Beyonce naturally like this? Because I’ve never noticed Drunken Stepfather: Solange Knowles throws the mic stand at her audience Celebslam: Lindsay wants to convert Bastardly: Madeline Zima does FHM UK Celebitchy: Michael ... Read More »

Terminator and time wasters

Lainey: Malin Akerman is nothing like Cameron Diaz ASL: Mischa Barton moving into Melrose Place? INO: This is how Rebecca Romijn works out Hollywood Rag: Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra have different dates Flisted: ... Read More »

Bat Fight and time wasters

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Morning time wasters

Pajiba: A Re-Animator remake now? Lainey: Where’s Cate? ASL: No one’s buying tickets to see Britney Spears INO: Alexis Bledel guest starring in ER finale Yeeeah: Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher kiss in desperation CNW: ... Read More »

Ron Howard is big time and time wasters

Putting Ron Howard and a fancy Jake Gyllenhaal in your rap video gives you major street cred. Trust! Bossip: Chicago man sends Obama camp envelopes filled with HIV infected blood Drunken Stepfather: ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Pajiba: Drew Barrymore might direct a Twilight movie Lainey: Salma Hayek doesn’t force the world to celebrate her 40th INO: Paula Abdul is looking for love Hollywood Rag: Jennfier Aniston spreads her legs Yeeeah: ... Read More »

Supernannay and time wasters

I found Chris Brown’s real parents. Oh and they’re investigating this guy for slapping his kids in the mouth. Bossip: Amber ROse is an ex-stripper living out a fairy tale Durnken Stepfather: ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Lainey: Jeremy Piven is in trouble ASL: Rosie O’Donnell’s son told her to quit drinking Hollywood Rag: Kendra Wilkinson is a liar Lossip: Demi Lovato goes 3-D Flisted: Whiskey flavored condoms? WIMB: Kanye West turns ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Bossip: Chris Brown is taking anger management classes Drunken Stepfather: Michael Phelp’s Montreal girlfriend Asylum: Padma Lakshmi is today’s crush Bastardly: Who invited Tila Tequila? Holy Taco: 23 ways to be cool College Humor: Fat ... Read More »