I think I just grew a vagina and time wasters

Lainey: Liev Schreiber skipped the Wolverine premiere because his son was sick :( INO: Nicole Richie is an aspiring rapper Hollywood Rag: Tupac Shakur is alive, ageless ASL: Charlize Theron isn’t in a ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus is hyper and time wasters

Bossip: Beyonce uses body doubles for appearances Drunken Stepfather: Shauna Sand has a party Popeater:  Tyra Banks testifies against her stalker Asylum: Your own personal man cave The Superficial: Paris Hilton in “The Unfortunate ... Read More »

“Post grad” and time wasters

Lainey: Hugh Jackman and Halle Berry together again INO: Sylar is going to take David Letterman’s brain Pajiba: That hot chick from Chuck is going to bein a movie ASL: The latest Affleck ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Bossip: 50 Cent and Zoe Kravitz on the set of Twelve Drunken Stepfather: Mel B in a bikini again Celebslam: Not even Jessica Biel topless could keep Powder Blue from going straight ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Lainey: Jennifer Aniston allows Jason Bateman to kiss her ASL: Michael Jackson ain’t getting that swine flu INO: Ciara says she’s too tall for most men. 5’9” is tall? Flisted: “I’m gonna grape ... Read More »

Carrie Fisher roasts George Lucas

Bossip: Kobe was a bitch to Spike Lee Drunken Stepfather: Why do people let Tila Tequila speak much less sing? Asylum: Top 10 most insightful movie quotes about women CityRag: Rihanna and Katy ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

At what point does Michael Meyers become not scary anymore? Pajiba: Another remake. This time it’s Videodrome Lainey: Next wedding: Maggie Gyllenhaal ASL: For whatever reason, people are watching that movie with Beyonce INO: ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Bossip: Tyrese’s ex gets nothing Drunken Stepfather: Tila Tequila has a new girlfriend Holy Taco: Dastardly villainous animals Asylum: If you’ve ever wanted to dress like Jason Stathman, now is your chance Celebslam: Gioia ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Lainey: Tina Fey has a new movie Pajiba: Anna Faris signs onto What’s Your Number ASL: Vivica A. Fox not looking to bone Zac Efron INO: Kelly Osbourne won’t take drugs to help ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Japanese game shows are amazing. Bossip: Mr. Carey goes back to his roots Drunken Stepfather: Anna Faris isn’t so hot right here Celebslam: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag to have another fake, annoying ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

I can’t get over the fact John Travolta looks like he’s going to hit up a gay club right after. Lainey: Johnn Depp and Twilight? INO: Kristin Davis can’t wait for the ... Read More »

Final “Wolverine” trailer and time wasters

Bossip: Matthew Knowles is in denial about that leaked recording of Beyonce Drunken Stepfather: Brittney Gastineau and her boring cleavage Popeater: Mariah Carey is the least green of everyone Asylum: Celebs who are ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

This might suck. Lainey: Helen Mirren looks confusingly good INO: Emma Watson doesn’t know what to do after Harry Potter Pajiba: Brett Ratner might direct Milli Vanilli movie ASL: Michael Jackson knows how to ... Read More »

Sam Jackson gives it to us straight and time wasters

Bossip: Chris & Rihanna sightings a ploy for the media Drunken Stepfather: Richard Branson has it all: Money, power, respect, naked chicks riding on his back while he windsurfs Celebslam: Megan Fox ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Lainey: RDJ and all his friends ASL: Ashley Tisdale moves on INO: Ryan Reynolds will let you touch his arm if you pay him Flisted: This is what desperation is like Lossip: Star Trek ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Bossip: Ellen Pompeo is knocked up Drunken Stepfather: Kim Kardashian’s battle for relevancy Asylum: Here’s the winner of Miss USA CityRag: Dopey Celebrity drug busts Holy Taco: Isla Fisher is a MILF Popeater: Brooke Shields ... Read More »

“Transformers 2″ and time wasters

Pajiba: High Voltage is silly fun Lainey: Reese Witherspoon eats at Coachella ASL: Lindsay Lohan enjoys a good peep show INO: Matt Damon turned down the new Star Trek movie Hollywood Rag: Lady GaGa ... Read More »

David Lynch does “Goofy” and time wasters

Bossip: Christina imllian out to kick Teairra Mari’s ass Drunken Stepfather: Brody Jenner and his Playboy girlfriend Holy Taco: Cartoons are so much better in foreign languages Asylum: London Bar offers intoxicating atmosphere Celebslam: ... Read More »

Morning time wasters

Harry Potter is still cool, right? Lainey: Gabriel Aubrey’s pants are a little fruity Pajiba: Stephen Dorff and Sofia Coppola go “Somewhere”. Wait, did you say Stephen Dorff? ASL: Hugh Jackman is energetic INO: ... Read More »

Afternoon time wasters

Bossip: Rihanna is set for a comeback in Dubai Drunken Stepfather: Rumer Willis needs to put on a bra Celebslam: Paris = fail Celebitchy: American Apparel wages war on Woody Allen Holy Taco: Anderson ... Read More »