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Sigh and time wasters

Ugh. I need to wash myself. Granny freeze (Nicole Kidman) and her hairpiece. [Lainey] Sandwiched between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis is as good a place as any to die. [The Superficial] Sean ... Read More »

Beating fail and time wasters

Today’s time wasters brought to you by the guy who got his ass kicked by two cross-dressers. Celebrities caught kissing. [Popeater] The Russian pole dancing fail. [Drunken Stepfather] Kristen Cavallari turns up the ... Read More »

“Boondock Saints 2″ and time wasters

Jon Gosselin thinks he’s bigger than Paris Hilton now. [The Superficial] Cheryl Tweedy is showing off her tats. [Drunken Stepfather] Maggie Gyllenhaal and her unflattering dress. [Lainey] Tyler Perry had a great childhood ... Read More »

Levi Johnston is trashy and time wasters

Taylor Momsen is in need of some warming up. [ASL] Cheryl Cole afraid she’ll never become pregnant. Doomed to be stuck in her hot ass body forever. [INO] Heidi Klum is about ... Read More »

The Rock is shameful and time wasters

“The tooth hurts.” Get it?! Guys? Lindsay shows off her leggings in new ads. Somehow this will convince people to buy her product. [Popeater] Mariah Carey’s dancers picked her up as part ... Read More »

Tito Ortiz seems nice and time wasters

Here’s Tito calling a homeless man lazy when he asked him for change. Here’s said homeless man knocking Tito out. Just kidding. I don’t have video of the last one ... Read More »

Kristin Cavallari is see-through and time wasters

Matt LeBlanc gets another show. [INO] Lindsay Lohan has baggage. [Hollywood Rag] Lisa Kudrow brings Smelly Cat back. [ASL] Suri Cruise is fashionable. [WIMB] Christina Ricci and her tenhead. [UseMyComputer] Rihanna thinks this is appropriate ... Read More »

“Untitled” and time wasters

Screech continues to famewhore. Is now reading passages about Mario Lopez’s sexual conquests. [Popeater] Courtney Love has nipples. Gross, sick nipples. [The Superficial] Lady GaGa offends. In concert. [Drunken Stepfather] TV’s hottest doctors ... Read More »