ASL: Mandy Moore punishes her uvula
Lossip: In search of the next Bond girl
AB: Sienna Miller is feeling frisky
UseMyComputer: Christina Ricci seems confused
Hollywood Tuna: Jessica Simpson’s got cleavage
JIYHB: Emily Scott in a bikini
Crave: Get the message?
Hollywood Rag: Madonna almost had a baby with Tupac
Bastardly: Giselle Bundchen Launches Ipanema Collection in Melbourne
Drunken Stepfather: Elvira’s Still Alive and Slutty
Maxim: Maxim picks the 5 ugliest celebrities. Surprisingly, Britney isn’t #1
CityRag: Hugh Jackman Topless Photos
Dlisted: The indoctrination of the little Kardashians into whoredom is going swimmingly
Bossip: Hairlines, Guns, and Animal Print
FHM: FHM does Halloween
Celebitchy: Ryan Gosling Wasn’t Fired For Being a Plump …
Pajiba: Saw IV: Because every Halloween needs one
ASL: Justin Timberlake air humps some girl
Daily Stab: Katie Price tries to be classy
CNW: Jessica Alba is braless
INO: Brooke Burke does Guitar Hero III
Hollwyood Tuna: Halle Berry’s pregnant boob watch continues
SOW: Claire tries out for cheerleading on tonight’s Heroes
Attuworld: Victoria is blond (NSFW)
Bastardly: Renee Zellweger is funky looking
Drunken Stepfather: Nicolette Sheridan is a Hot Old Lady
Dlisted: Chris Croker tries to be like Birtney. This does not end well (NSFW)
CityRag: Benicio Del Toro or Wolf Man?
Bossip: T.I. is Out on Bail!
Celebslam: Spencer Pratt has a sex tape?
IDLYITW: Hayden Panettiere is Dented
Celebitchy: Are Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn f’ck …
I have this weird feeling Heidi Montag’s music video is going to suck.
Bastardly: The Amanda Bynes, Zac Eferon & Vanessa Hudgens Love Triangle
Drunken Stepfather: Slutty Celebrities at the Fredrick’s of Hollywood’s Fashion Show
CityRag: Mary J Blige is Just Fine
Celebitchy: Another “Lost†star busted for DUI
Bossip: Diddy Speaks on Jenny From the Block’s Pregnancy
Crave: Mustache guy
Dlisted: …
Why is it 95 degrees here with smoke everywhere. Why don’t I have AC? Is this hell? What did I do to deserve this? *Browses archives* Oh, nevermind.
Bastardly: Amanda Bynes & Her Legs Are Dating Some Douchebag
Drunken Stepfather: Julia Allison Isn’t That Famous but in Lingerie
Pajiba: 30 Days of Night is a little slow and …
AskMen: AskMen does their annual top 49 men list. David Beckham is #1? I think being married to Victoria Beckham drops him down 50 places.
Bastardly: Some old FHM pics of Gemma Atkinson
Drunken Stepfather: Kim Kardashian’s Tits Blow Candles and Not Dick
CityRag: Matthew McConaughey & George Clooney in Love
Bossip: Alicia Keys Understands Why People Think She …
While I’m sucking down ash for the rest of the day, you can waste your time with these links. I’ll be back later.
Bastardly: Kelly Brook has a book. Or was it boobs. I hope it’s boobs. Damn, it’s a book
Drunken Stepfather: Some Old Slut Named Francesca Dellera Showing Off Her Old Slut Tits
Pajiba: Just as …
