Anyone who sat through the trailers of Transformers are probably wondering what the hell the new J.J. Abrams movie is about. Everybody is calling it Cloverfield, so I guess I’ll stick with that. It’s supposedly some monster movie from the perspective of people with a hand helds and only has 1 picture on its website. …
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Go out and celebrate July 4th by becoming obscenely drunk and setting off fireworks in your friend’s pants. It’s what Jesus would have done. I’ll be back tomorrow with more hard hitting news asses in bikinis.
I saw Transformers yesterday. This is what every summer blockbuster should be like. Mindless robot on robot action. So hot. Pajiba thinks so too…kind of.
According to this, The Blemish is rated PG-13. Start telling everyone of your friends to start reading this site because I’m certified. When I get that G rating, you can tell …
Bastardly: Shakira sits in half a hamster ball while posing for pictures.
Celebitchy: Liz Hurley makes her son model a bikini. Obviously to scar him for life.
Drunken Stepfather: The Paris Hilton impersonator is uglier than the real thing. Is that possible?
CityRag: Demi Moore or Ozzy Osbourne?
Bossip: Fantasia is a freak. She had her clit piercing changed.
Horny …
Hairspray: Someone sent me a Hairspray autograph game. Well, it’s not really a game per se, it’s more of a thing I used to force Elijah Kelley to show support for Isaiah Washington so I can sell it on eBay. I’m gonna be rich.
Bastardly: I have no idea who Hofit Golan is, but damn if …
In the never ending stream of Hayden Panettiere candid pictures, here’s another of her girlfriend putting a dollar bill in her pants. Yep, hard hitting news all day long. Like these links below.
Bastardly: Megan Fox looking not so hot at the Transformers premiere.
CityRag: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Work the Fan Line
Celebitchy: Paris stands to …
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Bastardly: Adriana Lima at the VS Candy Store launch.
CityRag: Celebrity Boob Jobs Gone Wrong
Drunken Stepfather: Michelle Marsh ran across the beach bouncing her huge boobs in her hands.
UseMyComputer: Christine Lakin shows some side boob. Don’t know who she is, but SIDE BOOB.
Celebitchy: Justin Timberlake has a farting problem.
Bossip: Rihanna and Beyonce showed up at the …
The morning after her release, Paris Hilton quickly received 20-inch long hair extensions. When The Insider asked Paris if she would be taking the new do out on the town, she replied, “Wouldn’t you?” The statement contradicts her previous claims to Barbara Walters that she is a changed person and no longer “that superficial girl.”
Liar. …
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