Michelle Trachtenberg showed up at a Halloween party with her huge tongue and for those of you who are curious. Yes, she can do that thing with her tongue.
Drunken Stepfather: Not only did Britney almost slip her nipple, she also flashed her ass.
Bastardly: Shakira makes love to the microphone.
CityRag: Victoria Beckham gets a life
Celebitchy: Danny …
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Carmen Electra was at Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards where she danced her little heart out. What a little trooper. A lot more pictures after the jump.
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In news not related to Paris Hilton, Dina Lohan has secured a reality show on E! called Mom-ager where she will pimp out her other two children, Aliana and Cody. That way, we can watch in real-time as two kids lives’ are destroyed. There’s also a 1 in 3 chance Dina will give Aliana coke …
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The much talked about baby known as Jayden James Spears has been caught in the wild. The downward tilt of the head indicates he is sleeping or defecating. Possibly both. In related news, Bigfoot is dismayed blurry photos of himself are no longer popular. Consequently, his behavior has become erratic and he has begun raping …
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Joe Francis has been freed on $1.5 million bail in Nevada, but has decided to stay in his comfy Reno jail cell to avoid extradition to Florida. Meaning, Joe Francis will continue to be finger-banged by inmates until his tax evasion trial starts in late July. However, no matter what …
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Hayden Panettiere was at an MTV Awards after party wearing a stupid hairband. That is all.
Drunken Stepfather: Brooke Hogan performs in retarded jeans because she’s a retard. Retard.
Bastardly: Britney Spears shops for picture frames for her dimply ass.
Celebitchy: Oprah Winfrey’s dad said he should have beat her more
Fleshbot: Minister’s 1 hour a week porn addiction …
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You’ve inevitably seen this video by now. Here’s Akon throwing a kid off the stage onto the ground like he’s king of the mountain. All because the kid threw a water bottle at him. It would have been cooler if he dry humped him around the stage like he did with that girl.
Drunken Stepfather: Pamela …
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College Humor: Powerthirst - Give me Powerthrist or go to hell. Hey, I thought it was funny so there!
Drunken Stepfather: Not sure who Katie Downes or Emily Clark are, but they’re mud wrestling and isn’t that all that matters?
Bastardly: Christine Lakin @ The 2007 MTV Movie Awards Style Lounge. The Style Lounge - Where D-listers …
