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Today’s News Brought to You by ‘Breaking Dawn’

For those who missed it, here’s the greatest achievement of mankind. As voted on by a bunch of shrieking 10-year-olds. Breaking news: Sarah Palin once had sex with a guy. [The ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe

Nelson Mandela is dead? Hoax? Debating whether or not to put up a picture of Morgan Freeman. [Bossip] Megan Fox will only have a baby when she has more money. Hopefully ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Serena Williams Ranting and Poppin’

Beef fat is not a substitute for Botox apparently. [Bossip] Swizz Beatz already cheating on Alicia Keys? [Celebitchy] Minka Kelly and friends hit Contagion. [MoeJackson] Sheridan Smith goes topless for charity (NSFW) [GCeleb] Victoria Justice ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Oliver Platt Watching Tennis

Teen Mom Maci still showing off implants. [The Superficial] Minka Kelly’s stripper mom was a good time. [Celebitchy] Heidi Klum is not a fan of tops. [Celebslam] Breaking news: AnnaLynne McCord ate a ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Pigeon Fight

The real life Angry Birds. George Clooney’s ex wants a man who can give her security. Possibly also a six figure allowance. [Celebitchy] Hey, f**k you, Pauly D. [Celebslam] Paris Hilton now aspires ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Richard Simmons’ Pearl Necklace

Are you as disgusted as I am over the imagery? I hope so. The Kardashians talk about their butt and breasts. [Bossip] Courtney Stodden finally realizes her dream of going to LA ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Blake Lively’s Gaping Maw

Ciara is tweeting subliminals. [Bossip] Taylor Lautner’s five-year plan is to win an Oscar. Probably won’t happen unless there’s a category for Best Taking Off Shirt Moment and even then he’ll ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Lindsay Parody

Wait, Lindsay Lohan is taking the high road on this Mena Suvari and Dania Ramirez parody of her? What have you done with the real Lindsay, fake Lindsay?! [The Superficial] Dwyane ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Paz de la Huerta’s Agent Provocateur Campaign

Paz de la Huerta is famous for getting sloppy drunk and punching out chicks. She may also be good at modeling. At least Agent Provocateur thought so. Madonna won’t let anyone ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Darth Vader’s New ‘Noooo!’

George Lucas is preparing to wring more money out of faithful Star Wars fans by releasing a six title Blu-Ray set. Not content to let sleeping dogs lie, Lucas has gone ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Kim Kardashian’s Music Video Teaser

Blow my brains out now or later? Dumbest criminal ever? [Bossip] Sandra Bullock and Loius are spending more time with Ryan Reynolds. [Celebitchy] Will and Jada are faking it. [Celebslam] Whitney Port has chicken ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Marilyn Manson’s Girlfriend

Here’s Marilyn Manson and his girlfriend fake flashing, I mean, attention whoring. Jay-Z did not clap for Chris Brown at the VMAS. [Bossip] Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale flash their abs. [Celebitchy] The ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Jeff Bridges

And here’s Jeff Bridges at the Big Lebowski reunion. Remember David after Dentist? Here’s Emile Hirsch after dentist. Celebrities. They’re just like us! [TDW] Ever wonder what “if it shortdicks every cannibal ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Alec Baldwin and His Girlfriend

Alec Baldwin, 53, is moving in with his 27-year-old yoga instructor girlfriend Hilaria Thomas. He’s sold his Central Park West apartment to move to her SoHo apartment. Uh, go Alec? Pippa ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Paul Rudd on a Bike

If I was Paul Rudd, I wouldn’t want to pedal a stupid bike either. Rihanna sucks on something cool and creamy. [Bossip] I never imagined Justin Bieber’s penis to look like this. ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Single Kristin Cavallari

Punky Brewster talks about her hot tub meeting with Michael Jackson [ Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Lindsay Lohan Stunt Casting

Rappers and skateboards just don’t mix. You hear me Lil Wayne? [Bossip] The only reason I’d want to see Snooki in a pool is if she had an anchor tied to ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Victoria Justice

Tara Reid is on Celebrity Big Brother? How low can she go? [The Superficial] At least Kelly Rowland is good at posing topless. [GCeleb] Of course Lindsay is manufacturing drama. How else ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Giggling Anderson Cooper

Don’t lie. You think it sounds like rainbows too. Frances Bean Cobain looks kind of hot. [Celebitchy] Halle Berry seems to love the paparazzi. [Celebslam] Aubrey O’Day out-whored the Kardashians. What an achievement. ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Chris Evans as a Lawyer

Jamie Foxx gets down with the first woman he spots in the audience. [Bossip] Great. Brooke Hogan still in a bikini. Is great at tucking. [The Superficial] Salma Hayek disappointed in her ... Read More »