This is a remixed video of Avril Lavigne’s new single featuring a rapper named Lil’ Mama. I wish I could put my hands through my monitor and strangle both of these girls, but I can’t because instead of spending their time researching and developing a remote strangling device, scientists are too busy working on retarded …
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Most of the comment spam bots overloading the site have been blocked thanks to mod_security. Those 100 spam comments in under a minute have been reduced to nothing. The site should load faster until they find something else to hock, but they’ll be blocked again. When the next phase of my plan is done, their …
If you’ve been coming to this site and seeing an error message saying it can’t connect to the database, it’s because the server is too busy due to a spambot spamming my site. The site should go back to normal when the load goes down. I’ve already put in some other stuff to stop this …
Bastardly: Eva Mendes bra-less at the We Don’t Live Here Anymore premiere
Drunken Stepfather: Petra Nemcova topless body paint. Old, but still nice
CityRag: Celebrity Babies All Around
ASL: Joel Madden debuts his new look: Hipster Skunk
Celebitchy: Eminem to reveal details of his fling with Mariah Carey on new album
Yeeeah: Cameron Diaz is Desperate
DH: Keira Knightley is Not …
Michelle Trachtenberg showed up at a Halloween party with her huge tongue and for those of you who are curious. Yes, she can do that thing with her tongue.
Drunken Stepfather: Not only did Britney almost slip her nipple, she also flashed her ass.
Bastardly: Shakira makes love to the microphone.
CityRag: Victoria Beckham gets a life
Celebitchy: Danny …
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Carmen Electra was at Spike TV’s Guy’s Choice Awards where she danced her little heart out. What a little trooper. A lot more pictures after the jump.
Site update: The server should be running fine for now. Which means it’ll probably go down right after I post this. In the meantime, I’ll be trying to find …
In news not related to Paris Hilton, Dina Lohan has secured a reality show on E! called Mom-ager where she will pimp out her other two children, Aliana and Cody. That way, we can watch in real-time as two kids lives’ are destroyed. There’s also a 1 in 3 chance Dina will give Aliana coke …
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The much talked about baby known as Jayden James Spears has been caught in the wild. The downward tilt of the head indicates he is sleeping or defecating. Possibly both. In related news, Bigfoot is dismayed blurry photos of himself are no longer popular. Consequently, his behavior has become erratic and he has begun raping …
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