August 20th, 2007
Pajiba: Superbad is Superawesome. I’m so clever
VH1: Method Man to educate kids about weed
Bastardly: The Katherine Heigl Diet: Cigarettes & Diet Coke
Drunken Stepfather: Michelle Rodriguez will beat you up in a bikini
CityRag: Paris Hilton Brings Breakfast
Bossip: Kanye thinks 16 cent is intimidating
Hollywood Tuna: Tara Conner’s Hot Ass Needs A Few More Minutes
NinjaDude: Spears still with …
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August 17th, 2007
David LaChappelle did a photo shoot with Rihanna for the MTV VMA’s and decided not to feature her forehead. Weak. The VMA’s will be on Sep. 9 at 9 EST in Vegas for one night only. They say there will be no repeats of this. I bet they’re lying like that girl who told me …
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August 16th, 2007
First, I’d like to congratulate Salma Hayek on her soon to be newborn elephant. I hope he/she won’t be hunted for ivory.
I question the sanity of some of you readers. Especially this Ian fellow. I really have no idea what he’s talking about, but I had a conversation with him anyway because I have no …
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August 16th, 2007
TSW: Eva Longoria eats a lot of canned chili
ASL: Kim Kardashian says her ass is real. Doesn’t mention the top half.
Just Jared: Nicole Richie: Maternity Wear Gone Wild
AB: Pete Moss is S-M-R-T
Popbytes: Oprah might be single soon. Watch out Hollywood
DRW: Lauren Conrad does something (Site NSFW)
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August 15th, 2007
I learned a lot from this children’s book. Like how other uncles have no problem cuddling. You see that uncle Dave?! CONAN O’ BRIEN, IS THAT YOU?!
Drunken Stepfather: Ana Farris in her underwear. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think all these pictures are out there on purpose to hype up House Bunny.
CityRag: Chuck …
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August 14th, 2007
Bastardly: Eva Mendes has beautiful, yummy flowers
Drunken Stepfather: Carmen Electra in her panties
Dlisted: Angelina Jolie might adopt another African baby
Celebitchy: Jessica Biel may or may not have moved in with JT
CityRag: Tom Cruise is a master, illusionist
Bossip: A Lil’ Kim sex tape?
Celebslam: Hanson signs cankles. How far they’ve fallen
TC: Lindsay getting sued
EB: Paris still the …
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August 13th, 2007
Donnie Yen, from Blade II and Shanghai Knights, breakdance battles in a clip from the 80’s that is sure to capture your heart. And if you don’t know what they’re saying then you can read those horribly made subtitles at the bottom. I will kill your legs indeed. Now, compare that to the trailer for …
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August 10th, 2007
Sometimes this server reverts back to the old server. I don’t know why. Just hit refresh and it should be fine. If not, send me an email.
Drunken Stepfather: Tara Reid is a bikini gypsy.
Bossip: Akon wants to make a reality show about fake Akons.
CityRag: Donald Trump loves a mullet.
Dlisted: Pete Doherty wants to remove his …
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