Pajiba: The Hulk wasn’t incredibly too bad
Attuworld: For the girl who really loves pandas
Hollywood Rag: Pamela Anderson didn’t wear a bra
CNW: Joel and Nicole ot make threesome with God
Hollywood Tuna: Holly Madison dresses will for shopping
Yeeeah: Mischa Barton still has cellulite
Celebwarship: Jamie Lynn ready to pop
DH: Monica Cruz is a tinier version of her sister
Ack ack ack.
Bossip: Janet Jackson chats with Bossip
Drunken Stepfather: Stifler fucked Jessica Simpson
Bastardly: Dave Navarro and Daisy de la Hoya are in love
Celebslam: Ahhh!
Celebitchy: Billy Bob jokes that Angelina wants him back
CityRag: Jennifer Tilly’s face is working
Smatterist: Reese Witherspoon does the Kimono thing?
ASL: Clay Aiken wants more babies
Lainey: Sarah Larson is classy
Dlisted: David Beckham and …
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Pajiba: Fall from Grace: Movies you stopped loving
Hollywood Rag: Angelina Jolie might be in a new muppets movie
WIMB: Jamie’s wedding is off
Hollywood Tuna: Paloma Fiuza got an ass that won’t quit
DRW (Site NSFW): Leelee Sobieski has big tits
Celebparasite: Britney Spears could win an Emmy
AB: Anne Hathaway: What the hell?
HB: There will be no Funky Bunch …
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Bossip: Jay-Z being accused of stealing rhymes
Drunken Stepfather: Elizabeth Hurley doesn’t like you
Bastardly: Molly Sims likes mixed drinks
Celebslam: Kristie Alley is hungry
Celebitchy: Sarah Larson wants to be famous
CityRag: Lesbians rule Hollywood
Asylum: Swinging for beginners
CoEd: Kelly Brooke flashback
FHM: Ashley T. is your …
Hollywood Rag: Lily Allen has a paparazzi crush
Lossip: Oscar de la Hoya isn’t a tranny
WIMB: Nice outfit Mischa
Flisted: Kendra Wilkinson loves the Lakers
Celebparasite: Farrah Fawcett is making millions
Hollywood Tuna: Audrina Patridge’s breasts
Yeeeah: Madonna exposed in new book
HB: Liv Tyler won’t watch her new horror movie
That was a quick change of character. Can you do a hillbilly accent?
Bossip: G-Unit talks about groupie love
Drunken Stepfather: Alicia Douvall is topless. I don’t know who that is.
Bastardly: Natalie Portman still with Devendra Banhart
Asylum: McCain girls return with McCainiac
Celebitchy: Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are fighting again
CoEd: Miss CoEd: Jules Asner
CityRag: Paris Hilton has …
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Pajiba: Zohan is a man’s movie for a man’s man
Hollywood Rag: Lily Allen is a flower of many colors
WIMB: Ashlee Simpson plays peekaboo
Hollywood Tuna: Jessica Simpson is a hot mess
CNW: Pirates plan to attack Scientologists
Yeeeah: Linda Hogan has a new man boy
Celebwarship: Kate Hudson got her norks out. What’s a nork?
EB: Google co-founder Sergey Brin …
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The trailer for The Women features a lot of women. Who would’ve thunk?
Bossip: Diddy DID NOT change his name. Whew. No one cares
Drunken Stepfather: Lake Bell does Details
Bastardly: Julie Benz at the Incredible Hulk premiere
Celebslam: Diddy’s car got hit by a drunk driver
Celebitchy: Most …
