Celebslam: Courtney Love’s body is gross
Celebwarship: A random Natalie Portman appearance
Dailystab: Jessica Biel might play Wonder Woman
Pajiba: Bionic Woman is meh
Derek Hail: Christian Bale likes to stare at strangers… strangely
TM: Britney Spears turned down by Playboy

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To TMZ, can you not put a smiley face on this chick’s nipple? To the guy blocking the camera who I assume is gay, you’re gay.

Pajiba: Viggo Mortensen isn’t just a geek fantasy anymore
Drunken Stepfather: Kate Moss gets out of the car with a lot of boys
Hollywood Tuna: Hayden Panettiere Ruins An Upskirt Moment
CityRag: Hilary …

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There’s never a more appropriate time for a sportscaster to ask what Britney Spears is doing with her life than during college football.

Drunken Stepfather: Jesus Martinez shall now be known as Michael Perez, Paris Hilton’s new friend
Attuworld: Radiohead speaking to fans in code?
Celebitchy: Lindsay Lohan to do 2-3 more months in rehab
Bastardly: Rihanna Brings S&M …

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Drunken Stepfather: Kate Hudson wears a silk robe
Hollywood Tuna: Natasha Henstridge’s Breasts Are Explosive
Bastardly: April Scott at Maxim Style
CityRag: Zahara Jolie-Pitt - Superstar!
Bossip: Terrence Howard was actually sucking face with Miss USA
Celebitchy: Crappy rocker throws away chance at billion dollar fortune to sleep with Lohan

Celebslam: Benecio Del Toro is hairy
TC: Britney is a great mom
EB: …

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Hayden Panettiere is probably banging Milo from Heroes as this dark video might almost prove. I didn’t finish because of the annoying equations. Jesus, I think I got it after the 5th time.

Drunken Stepfather: Pam Anderson isn’t naked for once
Bastardly: Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace NOT Dressed Like a Slutty Prostitute
CityRag: Bert & Ernie - De Niro & …

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I was taking care of family stuff and it lasted the whole day. Then when I came back something was wrong with my main computer. So, I’m off to fix that now. To make up for it, here’s some time wasters. I apologize if I missed anyone, but I really hate touchpads.

Bastardly: Cindy Crawford is …

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Drunken Stepfather: Penelope Cruz’s cousin is topless
Bossip: OJ Simpson was set up
Bastardly: Heidi Klum and Seal go to a pre-party
Celebitchy: Owen Wilson got fired by Ben Stiller & Spielberg after suicide attempt
CityRag: Rock and Roll Face Lifts
CNW: Cate Blanchett Fools Us with Stunt Butt

Celebslam: Jenny McCarthy in a bikini
Pajiba: Jodie Foster shows her anguish
TC: Student …

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If I’m not lazy, you’ll see some Emmy pictures up later. I guess you’ll just have to keep coming back and refreshing. Heh heh heh. Did my evil plan work?

Drunken Stepfather: Christina Aguilera has pregnant nipples
Bastardly: Maggie Grace looked cute
CityRag: Britney Spears is baby carrier retarded
Bossip: Naomi Campbell is a liar
Celebitchy: Larry Birkhead is still …

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