If you’re wondering, that picture is of the girls from the brothel Sting visited.
Drunken Stepfather: Hilary Duff sports some cleavage
Bastardly: Penelope Cruz Does Ads For Mango
CityRag: Carrot Top’s funny muscles
Bossip: Amy Winehouse got some new shoes
Celebitchy: Charlize Theron might be married but not really
Celebslam: Christina Aguilera is fat
Celebworm: Dita Von Teese is silver
EB: Lisa Marie …
Britney’s first foray into the outside world after she single-handedly destroyed her career on Sunday was to the lawyer’s office to discuss the custody situation with her kids. While Britney’s off doing that, Us Magazine says Britney had fake abs on Sunday.
“She had an ab-defining spray tan preshow to create the illusion of more tone,â€
That …
Another reason why Britney’s performance sucked on Sunday?
“She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,†a backstage source tells Us Weekly. “She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.â€
Self-awareness. That’s progress. …
Ah, yes. The classic “Marriage proposal on a jumbotron from your friend to his girlfriend, but neither your friend nor his girlfriend know about it” prank. This one ups the ante in the College Humor “Prank Wars” war. Public humiliation has never felt so good.
Bastardly: Victoria Silvstedt Was Really Hot a Few Years Back
Drunken Stepfather: …
Kat Von D and Pixie try on bikinis. I think I see why she’s more famous than that other guy now.
Drunken Stepfather: Natasha Lyonne at the Beach of the Day
CityRag: TMZ TV is Here!
Pajiba: Any movie Christian Bale touches is gold. Even that dragon movie
Bastardly: Why Does Kim Kardashian Have Neck Pain?
Bossip: Diddy, Dallas …
ASL: Britney’s Lollipops Give Her “Energy”
Drunken Stepfather: Kelly Rowland Bikini Pictures of the Day
Hollywood Tuna: Petra Nemcova Is Perfection
Bastardly: Catalina Sandino Moreno is too Cute. Maaaybe
CityRag: Madonna and Elton John Need Press
Celebslam: Andy Dick is a dick. Same old, same old
TC: Christina is hot and pregnant. And whorish
Bossip: Tony Yayo Has a Witness Who Swears …
Here’s Hilary Duff at a party describing the massive dump she just took.
Note: I may have made that up.
Photo: Celebrity Babylon
Bastardly: Fergie Does the Butta Walk in NYC
TC: Wrestling Babe Christy Hemme (NSFW)
Drunken Stepfather: Daveigh Chase Bikini Pictures
CityRag: Natalie Portman Nude & Topless… in her new movie
Attuworld: Hey there vagina
Celebslam: Rachel Ray has nipples too
CNW: …
Bastardly: Simona Fusco @ California Speedway’s Running Wide Open party
CityRag: Kat Von D’s Tattoos
INO: Brad Pitt Tattoo’s Angelina Jolie’s Birthday On His Stomach
Drunken Stepfather: Pam Anderson Licks Some Dude With Her Vagina Exposed
NinjaDude: Kate Moss has a new boyfriend
Yeeeah: Tom Cruise Has Defective Sperm
TC: Britney still with Criss Angel
Celebitchy: Tobey Maguire secretly married over the …
